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June 21, 2015 9:37 am at 9:37 am #1089920☕️coffee addictParticipant
what are bbwe arguing about again?
additionally, that’s only in the winter when skunks aren’t out (at least in NY) and today is the summer solstice so I’m right.
you’re as wrong as a horsw racing a cat through water.
June 21, 2015 12:29 pm at 12:29 pm #1089921👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou’re wrong as a banana driving a garbage truck through LA at three AM singing Spanish music and wiggling its ears and spitting like a camel in a way that reminds you of your fourth cousin.
June 21, 2015 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm #1089922☕️coffee addictParticipantrebyidd,
that actually makes sense
June 21, 2015 4:49 pm at 4:49 pm #1089923👑RebYidd23ParticipantYour cousin spits like a camel?
June 21, 2015 7:10 pm at 7:10 pm #1089924☕️coffee addictParticipantwell,
i dont know my fourth cousin but if i did it probably would remind me of him/her
June 22, 2015 2:49 am at 2:49 am #1089925WiseyParticipantPractice makes perfect. Nobody is perfect. Therefore nobody practices.
June 22, 2015 3:58 am at 3:58 am #1089926cozimjewishMemberwisey – no its: Everybody does it! Except me. Therefore, I must be nobody. Nobody’s perfect 😉
June 22, 2015 4:03 am at 4:03 am #1089928👑RebYidd23ParticipantWisey, that’s logic! you are being docked five points, one for every president of Uganda who wore a purple hat!
June 22, 2015 4:15 am at 4:15 am #1089929MRS PLONYParticipantThis is HORRIFYING! I only read this thread b/c my daughter wanted to see it! You people have too much time on your hands!
June 22, 2015 5:29 am at 5:29 am #1089930👑RebYidd23ParticipantWe are actually learning a lot. But that doesn’t matter because knowledge gained any way other than directly from books doesn’t count.
June 22, 2015 12:42 pm at 12:42 pm #1089931WolfishMusingsParticipantI found another good one.
In a thread regarding depression, one poster enlightened us with this gem:
Depression is assur. Mitzva gedola lehiyos bsimcha tamid. Of course there are times were aloud to be sad (at a levaya or on tisha bav or something else like that) but to be sad for no reason? Thats completely assur.
The Wolf
June 23, 2015 1:04 pm at 1:04 pm #1089932Bookworm120ParticipantWe should all make aliyah to Israel NOW because Hillary Clinton is running for president.
June 23, 2015 1:40 pm at 1:40 pm #1089933☕️coffee addictParticipantwhy is that illogical?
June 23, 2015 7:22 pm at 7:22 pm #1089934👑RebYidd23ParticipantBecause Clinton is not yet prez. And also is not guaranteed worse than Obama. In fact, we have a problem of presidents becoming corrupt in office, and this will solve it.
June 25, 2015 10:19 pm at 10:19 pm #1089935👑RebYidd23ParticipantAll false arguments start with a bad premise. Some of the arguments in this thread did not. Therefore they are true.
June 28, 2015 7:40 pm at 7:40 pm #1089936👑RebYidd23Participant?’? ?????? ???? ???.
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June 28, 2015 10:08 pm at 10:08 pm #1089937☕️coffee addictParticipantmachlokesim need two people to argue so this thread is starting to be inapplicable :p
June 28, 2015 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #1089938👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo, only three people.
June 29, 2015 7:28 pm at 7:28 pm #1089939WiseyParticipantBoth of these statements are false. Therefore they are illogical.
July 2, 2015 12:14 am at 12:14 am #1089940sushibagelMemberAnd the winner is?
July 2, 2015 1:07 am at 1:07 am #1089941👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhat’s a winner?
July 2, 2015 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm #1089942👑RebYidd23ParticipantNobody but an impartial mod could choose a winner here. And I’m not sure I was ever eligible to enter since I started it.
December 30, 2018 9:45 am at 9:45 am #1653852👑RebYidd23ParticipantRebYidd23, that can be construed as to fall under the topic of philosophy; ergo, it is not relevant to real life and is thus invalid.
December 30, 2018 10:58 am at 10:58 am #1653866☕️coffee addictParticipantit is not relevant to real life
and therefore illogical
however what I just said is a logical statement so my claim is invalid
December 30, 2018 10:59 am at 10:59 am #1653871Reb EliezerParticipantKorach did not think logically since he did not justify what makes him better than anyone else. I was told that when you have self interest, you don’t think logically.
December 30, 2018 11:57 am at 11:57 am #1653888HeargodParticipantEveryone is right because everyone is entitled to their’ opinion
December 30, 2018 8:29 pm at 8:29 pm #1654073DovidBTParticipantSuppose you shoot an arrow at a target.
At any instant of time, the arrow is at a fixed position in the air.
So the arrow is never in motion.
Therefore, motion does not exist!.December 30, 2018 9:05 pm at 9:05 pm #1654092☕️coffee addictParticipantEveryone is right because everyone is entitled to their’ opinion
You’re wrong
December 31, 2018 8:02 pm at 8:02 pm #1654847👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou’re entitled to your opinion.
January 1, 2019 10:37 am at 10:37 am #1655095☕️coffee addictParticipantYou’re entitled to your opinion.
It’s not my opinion it’s a fact
January 1, 2019 10:43 am at 10:43 am #1655098🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantAnd the fact is that it’s your opinion.
Although it is definitely right, because evetyone is entitled to their opinion.January 1, 2019 3:07 pm at 3:07 pm #1655238HeargodParticipantEveryone is right because everyone is entitled to their’ opinion
You’re wrong
i know i am, but
at least i’m not a coffee addictJanuary 1, 2019 3:07 pm at 3:07 pm #1655265☕️coffee addictParticipantAlthough it is definitely right, because evetyone is entitled to their opinion.
Just because it’s my opinion it doesn’t make it right
If it was someone’s opinion that Jews are from Mars that doesn’t make it right
January 1, 2019 4:10 pm at 4:10 pm #1655313👑RebYidd23ParticipantOf course they would be right, but you’re right too.
January 1, 2019 4:11 pm at 4:11 pm #1655618👑RebYidd23ParticipantYour argument contains a fallacy. It would be fallacious for me to claim that the fallacy makes your argument incorrect; therefore, your argument is correct.
January 1, 2019 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm #1655805☕️coffee addictParticipantOf course they would be right, but you’re right too.
So we make airplanes when we argue?
January 1, 2019 7:35 pm at 7:35 pm #1655907👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhat are airplanes? You Republicans always act like you’re so much smarter than everyone else, just because your education gave you familiarity with the concept of “airplanes”, whatever those are.
January 4, 2019 7:28 am at 7:28 am #1657103LOTR92ParticipantThe reason why when walking back from something always seems shorter is because it is.
when walking back, to wherever you are going, you are going with the earth’s orbit, but when you are going there you are going against it, making your walk 1.745 seconds longer per 6 min. of walking.January 7, 2019 5:40 pm at 5:40 pm #1658502👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut the earth’s orbit has never been proven!
January 8, 2019 1:19 pm at 1:19 pm #1658859LOTR92Participantstill awesome argument!
January 13, 2019 11:44 pm at 11:44 pm #1661783👑RebYidd23ParticipantProve it!
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