If you were paper…

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    Lightbrite
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    and there was no getting around it…

    1) You had to choose either paper or plastic *bags* at the grocery store, which would you choose to use?

    2) You had to choose either paper or plastic *plates* at the picnic, which would you choose to use?

    Again, you must use either paper or plastic and you cannot get out of the decision in any way.

    Remember, you are paper. What would you choose for (1) and what would you use for (2)?

    Why? 🙂

    #1294803
    👑RebYidd23
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    Plastic, because I have dignity.

    #1296100
    Lightbrite
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    I have no words for your answer. Maybe awe, lots of awe.

    #1296459
    Chaver
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    lightbrite which would you use?

    And would the answer be the same if you were plastic

    #1296933
    Lightbrite
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    Chaver: When/after I came up with this question, I realized that I had no clue! How could I ask posters to answer a question that stumped me?

    Eeeks. So if I was paper, I wouldn’t want my friends to die and be used up to carry my groceries. Plastic emissions may somehow help us breathe. But no. We know that they hurt the environment.

    I would starve. But no that’s cheating! See!!! That’s why I am in awe of RebYidd23 for being straight-up.

    Goshness monster… Tis true that if I was paper then at least using plastic wouldn’t make me a cannibal. If I was plastic, maybe I could use a different type of plastic? I could use a different type of paper? But that’s all cheating and whatever too.

    I don’t know. Please G-d may this not be one of my tasks in life. Unless it’s Your Will Hashem.

    So there you have it. TBD. Maybe?

    Thanks 🙂

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