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May 16, 2011 3:06 pm at 3:06 pm #596916popa_bar_abbaParticipant
I am sitting and looking out a large body of water (as I do every day), and for the first time this year, I see a boat.
Now, I have seen many small boats, yachts, day cruises, etc. But this one is a real freighter. I can tell it is really big, because I can see it and it is really far away.
This reminds me of the time I was in shiur, and outside the window, there was a huge bird one day, and then a freighter passed by also. We said that the soton came in a bird, and then in a boat.
But this boat is not the soton, since I am not learning anyway. So it must be just a boat. Funny how the same thing can be the soton or a boat.
Maybe this is just someone else’s soton. (But there are no yeshivos that overlook this area, so I don’t know whose it would be.)
May 16, 2011 3:17 pm at 3:17 pm #967961☕️coffee addictParticipantare there any other frum people that overlook the water that might be learning then 🙂
May 16, 2011 3:23 pm at 3:23 pm #967962mewhoParticipantwouldnt it be great if you could post a picture?
May 16, 2011 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #967963ZeesKiteParticipantWe have our investigative crew scanning the country for a Starbucks next to a body of water.. Hold on, we’ll zero in. Take your coffee in the mean time.
May 16, 2011 3:35 pm at 3:35 pm #967964popa_bar_abbaParticipantscanning the country for a Starbucks next to a body of water
Which is not near a yeshiva, and is big enough for boats, but is far enough from a harbor that it is rare to see them.
May 16, 2011 3:56 pm at 3:56 pm #967965popa_bar_abbaParticipantIt is going south. I wonder where. I wonder from where. Maybe from china. Maybe from Iceland. Maybe from Azerbaijan.
I wonder what’s on it. Maybe drugs. Maybe chairs.
May 16, 2011 5:35 pm at 5:35 pm #967966popa_bar_abbaParticipantNow I am confused, because it seems to be returning north now. This implies it is not a freighter, but some sort of day cruise.
But, it is way too big to be a day cruise, and way too far offshore to be any sort of sightseeing cruise of the city. It is also not shaped correctly to be a yacht. It looks like a freighter, I can see the tower in front, and the smaller rise in back. It could be lost, but it is in sight of the city, so it should be able to find its way pretty easily. (Although, being lost would explain what it is doing here.)
May 16, 2011 5:59 pm at 5:59 pm #967967ZeesKiteParticipantI think they’re spying on us.
May 16, 2011 6:15 pm at 6:15 pm #967968☕️coffee addictParticipantI second Zeeskite,
it might be a Chinese boat readying itself for WAR
May 16, 2011 6:17 pm at 6:17 pm #967969tobgMemberpopa_bar_abba,
Maybe a bird used to be your soton and then the boat but now this boat is coming to remind you about it even though your new soton has changed into a coffee room. 🙂
May 16, 2011 6:19 pm at 6:19 pm #967970popa_bar_abbaParticipantIt is back south again. If anyone can lend me a pair of binoculars, I could tell you more about it.
If anyone has a pair, and figured out where I am, and is near me, please exchange information with me so we can look.
May 16, 2011 6:23 pm at 6:23 pm #967971achosidMemberWow! Awesome story. This should be posted on the front page of YW, no?
May 16, 2011 6:23 pm at 6:23 pm #967972adorableParticipantpopa- I think this post is the best one here! Why are you putting so much thought into a BOAT?!?!??
May 16, 2011 6:24 pm at 6:24 pm #967973chocandpatienceMembercan you make out its name?
EDITED:
just saw you don’t have binoculars
May 16, 2011 6:34 pm at 6:34 pm #967975YW Moderator-42ModeratorIf you had a boat, what would you name it?
May 16, 2011 6:37 pm at 6:37 pm #967976adorableParticipantpopa! I think every time I see a boat now Im going to think about you….
May 16, 2011 6:39 pm at 6:39 pm #967977popa_bar_abbaParticipantIf you had a boat, what would you name it?
That is not a good question.
A good question is: “If you had a goat, what would you name it?”
I would name it Daisy. I know it is a stupid name, but what do I care, it’s your goat!
May 16, 2011 6:59 pm at 6:59 pm #967978chocandpatienceMemberdon’t get his goat or he might give you the boot
May 16, 2011 7:25 pm at 7:25 pm #967979HaLeiViParticipantIt is a bored Soton, looking for a Yeshiva. Once, after fireengines arrived near Yeshiva, my Rebbi told us that the Yetzer Hara just pulled up with lights and sirens.
May 16, 2011 7:29 pm at 7:29 pm #967980adorableParticipanti love the name Daisy- so dainty
May 16, 2011 8:03 pm at 8:03 pm #967981RavHamachshirMemberIt is back south again. If anyone can lend me a pair of binoculars, I could tell you more about it.
If anyone has a pair, and figured out where I am, and is near me, please exchange information with me so we can look.
Near lake michigan. So, maybe wits guys can use this as their satan?
May 16, 2011 8:17 pm at 8:17 pm #967982popa_bar_abbaParticipantNear lake michigan. So, maybe wits guys can use this as their satan?
Please! You take me for a midwesterner? I have never been more insulted! (I have insulted others much more, though.)
May 16, 2011 8:27 pm at 8:27 pm #967983mewhoParticipanti figured it out.
its the staten island ferry
May 16, 2011 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm #967984popa_bar_abbaParticipanti figured it out.
its the staten island ferry
This is not a contest.
(Chew on that one)
May 16, 2011 8:32 pm at 8:32 pm #967986hanibParticipantgive us your latitude and longitude, then we’ll really figure where you are. or better yet, do you also see a bird, and if so – which way is it flying?
May 16, 2011 8:35 pm at 8:35 pm #967987popa_bar_abbaParticipantbirds mostly flying north.
May 16, 2011 8:43 pm at 8:43 pm #967988mewhoParticipantBirds flying high
You know how I feel
Sun in the sky
You know how I feel
Reeds driftin’ on by
You know how I feel
It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good
Fish in the sea
You know how I feel
River running free
You know how I feel
Blossom in the tree
You know how I feel
It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good
Dragonfly out in the sun you know what I mean, don’t you know
Butterflies all havin’ fun you know what I mean
Sleep in peace when the day is done, that’s what I mean
And this old world is a new world
And a bold world
For me
Fooor me
Stars when you shine
You know how I feel
Scent of the pine
You know how I feel
Yeah freedom is mine
And I know how I feel
It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
hu
It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good
May 16, 2011 8:57 pm at 8:57 pm #967989chocandpatienceMemberThe sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead–
There were no birds to fly.
May 16, 2011 9:01 pm at 9:01 pm #967990Avram in MDParticipantpopa_bar_abba,
This is not a contest.
(Chew on that one)
I.e., you are not contesting mewho’s answer?
May 16, 2011 9:11 pm at 9:11 pm #967991popa_bar_abbaParticipantI.e., you are not contesting mewho’s answer?
hmmmm.
May 16, 2011 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #967992I can only tryMemberI think that I shall never float
Something as lovely as a boat.
In which your kids can play and splath
A mighty tanker filled with oil
With which our coasts it can bespoil
From way back in the olden days
This poem is skimpy, much like a Speedo,
May 16, 2011 9:23 pm at 9:23 pm #967993YW Moderator-80Memberreminds me of ogden nashs poem
written in a time when billboards were proliferating along the highways (before todays sterile expressways).
i think that i shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree
perhaps unless the billboards fall
ill never see a tree at all
from memory, may not be exact.
May 16, 2011 9:38 pm at 9:38 pm #967994I can only tryMemberModerator-80-
Not bad – I Googled your poem, and except for “Indeed” instead of “Perhaps”, you nailed it.
I never heard it before – it sounds a bit like the “Burma Shave” jingles (or maybe I’m just thinking that because of the word “billboard”).
May 16, 2011 9:52 pm at 9:52 pm #967995YW Moderator-80Memberits based on a joyce kilmer poem
i think that i shall never see a poem lovely as a tree….(then some other stuff)…
(the poem ends:)
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only G-d can make a tree
May 16, 2011 10:00 pm at 10:00 pm #967996YW Moderator-80Memberanother by ogden nash who wrote the billboard one
The Ant
by Ogden Nash
The ant has made himself illustrious
Through constant industry industrious.
So what?
Would you be calm and placid
If you were full of formic acid?
May 16, 2011 10:02 pm at 10:02 pm #967997I can only tryMemberI tried to rhyme like Ogden Nash,
Instead I made a fearful hash;
My rhymes; contrived
Can’t be revived
Let’s just toss them in the trash.
?
May 16, 2011 10:04 pm at 10:04 pm #967998YW Moderator-80Memberseems to me thats pretty nashian
May 17, 2011 3:44 pm at 3:44 pm #967999adorableParticipantany boats today popa?
May 17, 2011 6:45 pm at 6:45 pm #968000chocandpatienceMemberNo boats.
There is an albatross flying overhead.
May 17, 2011 9:23 pm at 9:23 pm #968001Derech HaMelechMemberI thought albatross was a type of tuna fish. The lighter one.
May 17, 2011 9:25 pm at 9:25 pm #968002YW Moderator-80Memberwhy do you say “tuna fish”?
do you also say “salmon fish”?
or “chicken bird”?
May 17, 2011 9:26 pm at 9:26 pm #968003WolfishMusingsParticipantI thought albatross was a type of tuna fish. The lighter one.
That’s albacore. Albatross is a bird with a very large wingspan.
Read “The Rime* of the Ancient Mariner” sometime.
The Wolf
* Yes, I spelled it correctly.
May 17, 2011 9:27 pm at 9:27 pm #968004YW Moderator-80Memberyoure thinking of albacore
or “albacore fish”
May 17, 2011 9:27 pm at 9:27 pm #968005blinkyParticipantDon’t discriminate tuna fish- what about gefilte fish:)
May 17, 2011 9:29 pm at 9:29 pm #968006Derech HaMelechMemberI’m particularly fond of expressing myself in as many words as possible. I give myself extra points for redundancy and I give myself extra points for repetition.
May 17, 2011 9:30 pm at 9:30 pm #968007YW Moderator-80Memberi used to fish for gefiltes off the coast of Maine.
never caught one though.
probably shouldnt have used horseradish for bait
May 17, 2011 9:31 pm at 9:31 pm #968008blinkyParticipantI also had my share of fishing heartaches! Im still trying to get Jar fish…never was sucessful.
May 17, 2011 9:32 pm at 9:32 pm #968009Derech HaMelechMembergefilte is an adjective. tuna is a noun.
and Mod80
just spray a little chrayonaise in the water. They love that stuff
May 17, 2011 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm #968010YW Moderator-80Memberspeaking of jars, theres something wrong with my new car.
whenever i open my door the security system tells me that my door is a jar. i have no idea what that means but something is wrong.
May 17, 2011 9:35 pm at 9:35 pm #968011blinkyParticipanthmmmm im stumped! Maybe omega 3 will help?
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