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January 19, 2016 1:18 am at 1:18 am #617087👑RebYidd23Participant
And I don’t sing professionally. In fact, you have probably never heard me sing. Ha! You, saying your favorite singer is the best when I’m so much better. But I only sing in the shower.
January 19, 2016 5:02 am at 5:02 am #1132747The QueenParticipantThe shower is a great place for singing. Try also the Shabbos tish.
January 19, 2016 5:07 am at 5:07 am #1132748The QueenParticipantI said all along that chances are a yid is the best singer.
January 20, 2016 12:16 am at 12:16 am #1132749pcozMemberI dreamt I saw Helfgott and I asked him, who is the world’s best chazzan? So he said, Helfgott of course.
January 20, 2016 12:53 am at 12:53 am #1132750theprof1Participanti’m not sure that helfgott is the best. chaim adler in israel is pretty great
January 20, 2016 12:57 am at 12:57 am #1132751👑RebYidd23ParticipantChances are against a Jew being the best singer. I defy chance.
January 20, 2016 4:22 am at 4:22 am #1132752MammeleParticipantRY: if I’d say chances are a Jew is the best lawyer (at least in the US, it’s hard to compare different countries with differing legal systems etc.) would you also disagree? So now we’re entering “racist” territory… But truly, if you can believe Jews are smart, are “groomed” for analytical thinking, and are overly represented in the legal field, others may believe the same to be true about singing.
But since unlike lawyers, singing doesn’t require a college degree, it’s impossible to know the percentage of professional Jewish singers based on population size versus in the general population. Or to judge how many singers there are who are worthy of the title singer — especially whether to include professional shower singers…
Now that I bothered typing this up before getting a response to my initial question, you’ll probably reply that a Jew isn’t the best lawyer statistically speaking. Oy vey..,
January 20, 2016 5:29 am at 5:29 am #1132753👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf I sang at the Shabbos table, people might hear my voice and worship me. I don’t want to lead them into avodah zarah.
January 20, 2016 6:23 pm at 6:23 pm #1132755The QueenParticipantMammele: Jews are lemaleh min ha statistics.
January 20, 2016 7:01 pm at 7:01 pm #1132756Git MeshigeParticipantOne thing is for sure, after 120 years , you will not be asked ” were you the best singer”
January 20, 2016 7:37 pm at 7:37 pm #1132758HealthParticipantMr. Yidd -“And I don’t sing professionally. In fact, you have probably never heard me sing.”
And I don’t sing professionally. In fact, you have probably never heard me sing. And it’s a good thing. I’m fair to lousey as a singer. But I think I was a good husband!
January 20, 2016 8:08 pm at 8:08 pm #1132759👑RebYidd23ParticipantAre centaurs Jewish?
January 20, 2016 11:10 pm at 11:10 pm #1132760ayingleParticipantR”Y-no not that i’ve met
i don’t sing proffesionally, but when i was younger i used to do anim zemiros for our shul.
when i was younger was…
January 20, 2016 11:15 pm at 11:15 pm #1132761👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf a centaur would be Jewish, would he be completely Jewish? Or just half?
January 20, 2016 11:19 pm at 11:19 pm #1132762ayingleParticipantdepends on which half…
January 20, 2016 11:21 pm at 11:21 pm #1132763ayingleParticipantbut in my humble opinion, I am the best singer
January 20, 2016 11:38 pm at 11:38 pm #1132764👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou’re wrong.
January 20, 2016 11:41 pm at 11:41 pm #1132765JosephParticipantWhy don’t y’all have a singing contest right here and now and then we can all judge who was best.
Boys only.
January 20, 2016 11:47 pm at 11:47 pm #1132766ayingleParticipanta typing contest?
i can give you a link….
JUST KIDDING MODS
January 20, 2016 11:54 pm at 11:54 pm #1132767ayingleParticipantRebYidd23:you don’t even know who i am, you don’t know where i live.
if you want to you can even make a room to try to figure out where i live!
January 20, 2016 11:58 pm at 11:58 pm #1132769ayingleParticipanthint: i’m qualified for Joseph’s singing contest
January 21, 2016 12:39 am at 12:39 am #1132770👑RebYidd23ParticipantI know you’re wrong because you claim to be what I am and you are not me.
January 21, 2016 1:14 am at 1:14 am #1132771ayingleParticipantah but you aren’t me,
and i am the best as can be,
so flex your muscels and we shall see
who is better than me.
January 21, 2016 1:15 am at 1:15 am #1132772ayingleParticipant(you like my rime and meter, yes?)
January 21, 2016 1:17 am at 1:17 am #1132773ayingleParticipantand misspelling rhyme
January 21, 2016 1:49 am at 1:49 am #1132774👑RebYidd23ParticipantDo centaurs qualify for the contest?
January 21, 2016 2:21 am at 2:21 am #1132775ayingleParticipantare you implying something?..
January 21, 2016 2:30 am at 2:30 am #1132776👑RebYidd23ParticipantPerhaps.
January 21, 2016 2:35 am at 2:35 am #1132777ayingleParticipantcome on- you just finished the discussion and now i need to say something new.
January 21, 2016 2:36 am at 2:36 am #1132778ayingleParticipantare catfish amphibians or 100% fish???
January 21, 2016 2:49 am at 2:49 am #1132779👑RebYidd23ParticipantCatfish are fish, cat-fish are half mammal half fish, kind of like merpeople.
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