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    👑RebYidd23
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    Now that spring is here, the mosquitoes will be back. We must be prepared for battle! How do you keep the mosquitoes away?

    #1089497
    ☕️coffee addict
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    well i guess its not a secret anymore

    stay indoors at all times (re the mosquitoes

    #1089498
    👑RebYidd23
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    How do you keep them from coming inside?

    #1089499
    ☕️coffee addict
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    keep your doors and windows closed

    #1089500
    👑RebYidd23
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    But that just keeps them in!

    #1089501
    ☕️coffee addict
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    your first question was

    “How do you keep them from coming inside?”

    meaning they are outside, so i answered you

    “keep your doors and windows closed”

    to which you said

    “But that just keeps them in!”

    so my question is where are they NOW outside or inside or both

    #1089502
    cozimjewish
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    lol – I opened this thread thinking: “This was FOR SURE started by Rebyidd!” And I opened it and…..I was right 😉

    #1089503
    A.BenShira
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    DEET, but I don’t know how it will affect your scales, you being a dinosaur and all.

    #1089504
    👑RebYidd23
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    What’s a dinosaur?

    #1089505
    Little Froggie
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    a fluffy thing my little daughter plays with

    #1089506
    Poster
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    Due to the harsh winter I suspect less mosquitoes.

    #1089507
    👑RebYidd23
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    I don’t know where the mosquitoes are. I just know that I hate them and I never want to see them again. I don’t think a harsh winter affects them significantly.

    #1089508
    👑RebYidd23
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    Now we are even closer to mosquito season. Any ideas?

    #1089509
    ☕️coffee addict
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    give them some wine

    then they become moscatos

    #1089510
    👑RebYidd23
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    LOL

    #1089511
    YesOrNo
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    I once heard that if you eat garlic then it gets in your system and the mosquitos can smell it and will stay away.

    #1089512
    ☕️coffee addict
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    rebyidd,

    i’m honored i got that out of you

    #1089513
    screwdriverdelight
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    Next time you’re bleeding, drip some into a cup and keep it with you at all times. Perhaps the mosquitoes will go for that rather than internal blood.

    #1089514
    Rebbe Yid
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    “I am secretly a dinosaur”

    I feel what you’re going through. I, too, thought I was an invention of apikorsishe scientists. Now I realize.

    #1089515
    👑RebYidd23
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    And they are here! And biting!

    #1089516
    sushibagel
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    Shame you’re not secretly a fire breathing dragon that would definitely keep them away.

    #1089518
    👑RebYidd23
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    It wouldn’t unless I move somewhere less flammable.

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