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March 28, 2014 12:40 am at 12:40 am #1017816👑RebYidd23Participant
But if he would have been chicken, he wouldn’t have been able to stay on the same side of the road as the duck.
March 28, 2014 1:15 am at 1:15 am #1017817Yashi and PemberMemberI sent in a letter; they chose not to print it. Hey, can someone please tell me how to start a thread?
March 28, 2014 1:52 am at 1:52 am #1017818YW Moderator-29 👨💻ModeratorIn the grey bar above the sticky threads there are the words “topic – add new”. Press the “add new” and you can start a new thread. Looking forward!
April 1, 2014 12:27 am at 12:27 am #1017819RandomexMemberI’ve got a question, Rocky. Are you “Chimlobuni” on YouTube?
April 3, 2014 1:58 am at 1:58 am #1017820no longer need seminaryMemberdo you know 2 mutar thinks that when you put them together they are assur?
the answer is not milchig and fleshing
April 3, 2014 2:31 am at 2:31 am #1017821golferParticipantOf course, nolonsemhelp-
Matza & wine at the Seder.
But we already have a gebrochtz thread.
And you wouldn’t believe how seriously people take food around here.
So let’s not start another one.
April 3, 2014 12:18 pm at 12:18 pm #1017822no longer need seminaryMemberhaha ok that could be the answer. i actually have no idea because someone challenged me ith this question and i have to go back to them and say my answer… =)
April 7, 2014 12:33 am at 12:33 am #1017823Yashi and PemberMemberI might be Chimlobuni. Then again, I might not.
April 7, 2014 2:11 am at 2:11 am #1017824👑RebYidd23ParticipantLinen and wool. Money and other people. Phone and water.
April 8, 2014 11:03 pm at 11:03 pm #1017825Yashi and PemberMemberI was in Harrico Pharmacy today and there was a discussion going on regarding kosher l’pesach batteries. You can’t make this stuff up.
April 8, 2014 11:45 pm at 11:45 pm #1017826👑RebYidd23ParticipantWow. Where do you get those? Do I still have to kasher my smoke detector?
April 9, 2014 12:32 am at 12:32 am #1017827golferParticipantPlease Y & P aka R, Don’t leave us in suspense!
Where can I buy certified kosher l’Pesach batteries??
Mine conked out and I can’t move.
And I still have tons to do…
April 9, 2014 12:48 am at 12:48 am #1017828oomisParticipantShaatnez, fish and meat, drunk guys on Purim and an automobile. I could go on and on…
April 9, 2014 5:37 pm at 5:37 pm #1017829Little FroggieMemberWhy laugh at the Pesachdig batteries? You can never know what goes on under those covers. Maybe somewhere in the mechanical / technical / chemical / electrical matter there’s some chometz.
April 10, 2014 1:34 am at 1:34 am #1017831Yashi and PemberMemberI think I’ll convert to Hare Krishna. Or Breslov.
April 10, 2014 1:57 am at 1:57 am #1017832Little FroggieMemberI don’t think one should express that first sentence. It’s not something a Jew should ever utter. Not something humorous.
April 10, 2014 7:26 pm at 7:26 pm #1017833oyyoyyoyParticipanthehe. udder.
April 11, 2014 2:29 am at 2:29 am #1017834Yashi and PemberMemberLittle Froggie: Who says I was joking?
PS: Lighten up!
April 11, 2014 3:49 am at 3:49 am #1017835Little FroggieMemberY & P. Obviously you didn’t get it. I don’t know who PS is, but I do “lighten up”. You, again obviously, don’t know me, or my previous history here. One would say I’m from the more “lightened up” members of the CR (actually of humankind too). After all attempts to… I haven’t gone totally sour…
Still there are some things I would never joke about. “Going to convert to idol worship” is one. Lashon hara, ona’ah and halbanas panin are another I try to keep away from. (you’d be surprised at how many posts I compose only to trash them because of a slight concern)
Sorry for intruding into your own personal thread..
April 11, 2014 1:31 pm at 1:31 pm #1017836Yashi and PemberMemberChas V’shalom, no need to apologize. Obviously you don’t know me either, but I decided long ago that many Jews, certainly not all, have gone completely, totally bonkers. Unfortunately many of them reside here in Flatbush, so it’s sometimes difficult for me to remember that the “new-chumrah-of-the-week” crowd does not represent Judaism-at-large and is certainly not what the Ribono Shel Olam intended or wants. And while I kinda, sorta joke about joining another religion, one where the only requirement is dancing around all day in a saffron robe, leider, leider I’ll betcha a majority of their members are formerly Jewish kids who found our beautiful, uplifting yiddishkeit too restrictive and tragically left the fold.
April 11, 2014 2:56 pm at 2:56 pm #1017837Mayan_DvashParticipantSo Rocky, where were you summer of 1984?
April 11, 2014 3:21 pm at 3:21 pm #1017838popa_bar_abbaParticipantCan you please post the nonedited version of last weeks letter, and maybe a redline against the version they published?
April 11, 2014 7:50 pm at 7:50 pm #1017839Yashi and PemberMemberFYI: I met Mordy today and he told me that there are some Rabbonim in Flatbush who are pressuring him not to publish ANY of my letters, period. Apparently they don’t think people should be allowed to laugh a little on Shabbos. They don’t want any of what they consider “letzonis” in the FJJ. Frankly I have a good mind to just chuck the whole enterprise. I don’t want to be in middle of a machlokes; it’s simply not worth the aggravation.
April 11, 2014 8:16 pm at 8:16 pm #1017840popa_bar_abbaParticipantefsher contact yated and see if they’ll carry your “column”?
or country yossi?
April 11, 2014 8:36 pm at 8:36 pm #1017841Yashi and PemberMemberAre you kidding? Ya’ated is ever worse!
April 11, 2014 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm #1017842REALISTMemberIf u r really Rocky,
What happened to ur parakeet on 49th Street?
April 11, 2014 8:46 pm at 8:46 pm #1017843MakcklemoreMemberIn what year will the world end? When will Mashiach come? Who is Mashiach? Will the Orioles win tonight? How much do I weigh? how tall am I?
April 11, 2014 9:52 pm at 9:52 pm #1017844oomisParticipantFYI: I met Mordy today and he told me that there are some Rabbonim in Flatbush who are pressuring him not to publish ANY of my letters, period”
OR – perhaps THEY can refrain fromr eading the letters. it will do wonders for their blood pressure (speaking of pressure). Personally, I look forward to your columns weakly…er…weekly. Have a great Shabbos and and even better Pesach.
April 14, 2014 3:12 am at 3:12 am #1017845Yashi and PemberMemberRE: My parakeet. A better question would have been “what was his name?”
May 29, 2014 11:47 pm at 11:47 pm #1017846Yashi and PemberMember“So Rocky, where were you summer of 1984?”
I think I was in Kaufman’s in Monticello. I think.
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