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  • July 1, 2017 10:00 pm at 10:00 pm #1308289
    Lightbrite
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    It all makes sense! Husbands are wearing BIG hats because they’re baking more cookies, kugels, and all that yummy stuff!

    Move out of the kitchen dear wifeys! No need to worry about getting stray hairs and eyelashes in the dough, because your husbands got it all covered!

    What about challah you say? Well I didn’t think of that one till just now! So you decide!

    Thanks for taking the time to hear the truth about why men are wearing bigger hats today 🙂

    July 2, 2017 12:33 pm at 12:33 pm #1308563
    WolfishMusings
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    I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Can you please elaborate?

    I bake (including baking challah), but I don’t wear a big hat when I do.

    The Wolf

    July 2, 2017 2:18 pm at 2:18 pm #1308595
    Lightbrite
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    Wolf: There’s been a lot of wondering and conversing about how hats got so big. Of course my theory won’t apply to all Jewish men who bake, but it’s a legitimate theory recognized by the Speculation Committee of Jewish Knowledge and Torah of the World.

    For relatively recent historical information, please see this thread:
    https://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/when-did-hats-get-so-big

    July 2, 2017 3:56 pm at 3:56 pm #1308632
    DovidBT
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    It could be dangerous, though. The hat could catch on fire while you’re putting the cookies into a hot oven. Or the hat could slip over your eyes while you’re slicing the dough, and you could cut off a finger.

    July 2, 2017 4:58 pm at 4:58 pm #1308634
    heinemanndave
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    probably not

    July 2, 2017 5:50 pm at 5:50 pm #1308635
    heinemanndave
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    but why would you do a beep thing

    July 2, 2017 8:29 pm at 8:29 pm #1308673
    Lightbrite
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    Omgosh DovidBT! I agree about the dangers of putting cookies into a hot oven wearing a BIG hat! Also the hat getting in one’s eyes too.

    Thanks I didn’t think of that…. and it would be risky. Hmm. What does that mean? That I need to tweak my theory now to consider the scary consequences of a surge of husbands baking in big hats? I think so. Or. Maybe not. Maybe said husbands have a *patent* (say it with a Hebrew accent) out there that prevents the dangers of which you speak and more — all so their baking masterpieces keep on coming!

    Now I want cookies.

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