How to name and eat a pet fish

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    popa_bar_abba
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    We got a fish. It’s an alpha fish, and is much better than all you stupid people’s stupid beta fishes.

    But we don’t know what to name it, and we don’t know how to eat it!!

    First world problems.

    #988550
    Torah613Torah
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    I suggest Alpha or Mandy.

    #988551
    popa_bar_abba
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    Why mandy?

    #988552
    justsayin
    Member

    Fishy_Bar_Popa

    #988553
    WIY
    Member

    What is it a shark?

    #988554
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    It’s short for mandibles.

    #988555
    amichai
    Participant

    don’t eat your pet.

    #988556
    WIY
    Member

    Call it Sharkie

    #988557
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Don’t eat your own pet.

    It has very big mandibles, because it’s an alpha fish

    #988558
    the-art-of-moi
    Participant

    I suggest sushi.

    Or Boris, because he’s, like, a Boris

    #988559
    SaysMe
    Member

    call it gefilte. Then eat it with mayo and chrein

    #988560
    justsayin
    Member

    Does it eat alpha-bits?

    #988561
    justsayin
    Member

    Eat it with a fork and knife, like a mentch. (Not with your fingers, ugh)

    #988562

    I am so confused. I dont think you should eat your fish its not kosher! Name him Torah and you will never be tempted!!

    #988563
    justsayin
    Member

    I say yes! Eat it with a pepper baby!

    #988564

    Gosh! justsayin thats a terrible thing to say. Two aveiros in one. Eating a treifa fish with a baby! Shame on you!!!!

    #988565
    justsayin
    Member

    Ignorance is bliss…. I have no idea what alpha fish and pepper babies are so I’m just doing what all the other posters in cr are doing. Its the land of Make-believe-i-know-what-im-talking-about!

    #988566
    SanityIsOverrated
    Participant

    NO! Don’t eat the pepper baby!!!!

    but you could name your fishy “Squishy.”

    Make sure to clean and gut Squishy before you cook him. Store him in a cooler until you’re ready to cook him. There are many ways to cook a fish. Squishy can be fried, baked, or even grilled. Let us know how he tastes!

    #988567
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    One fish. Two fish.

    Red fish. Blue fish.

    This one has a little star.

    This one has a little car.

    My how many Josephs there are!

    #988568
    shmoolik 1
    Participant

    call him Mr.Ring (herr ring)

    #988569
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Name him “nothing”. Than, if he’s as big a fish as you make him sound, you could make a world record by eating nothing for a year.

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