How to Let Loose Right Before the Mad Ellul Rush

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  • #610209
    Oh Shreck!
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    How do you go for the (last) great grand bash?

    #1030110
    WIY
    Member

    You need an averia bucket list?!

    #1030111
    Oh Shreck!
    Participant

    No, no aveiros chas vshalom, only some good (over) indulgence in some lasting, refreshing fun, pleasure, excitement, entertainment. You know, something GOOD to last through the blah, bleary, boring winter …

    Anyone??

    #1030112
    The Frumguy
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    This premise is so against everything which Torah-true Yiddishkeit stands for. What would Rav Avigdor Miller, zt”l say?

    #1030113
    Oh Shreck!
    Participant

    FrumGuy.

    I don’t know what he would say. I’d rather not ask him now.

    #1030114
    yehudayona
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    You could start a ridiculous topic in the CR.

    Oh. You’ve already done that.

    Actually, until now I’d never made the connection between Elul and Lent. So you’re trying to do the equivalent of Mardi Gras?

    #1030115
    Ender
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    The poor guy just wants ideas of something to do in his last week of vacation before the new zman in yeshiva and everyone is giving him a hard time.

    #1030116

    Agreed, but it was poorly worded. That’s why everyone misunderstood.

    #1030117
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    How about doing a duet in middle of the night out somewhere on a boat?

    #1030118
    Sam2
    Participant

    I had a post planned but yehudayona beat me to it.

    Oh! I got it! The premise of this thread is Chukas Akkum!

    #1030119
    Mayan_Dvash
    Participant

    Wrong mindframe greeny!

    😉

    #1030120
    Oh Shreck!
    Participant

    HaLeiVi:

    That would “sound” like fun. However

    1) We would need a lake

    2) a boat too

    3) someone to go with

    #1030121
    Bar Shattya
    Member

    I don’t know what he would say. I’d rather not ask him now.

    Actually that does sound like fun, get a couple of guys, some scotch, and dig some people up.

    #1030122
    Oh Shreck!
    Participant

    Ooooh, digging people up? No, that’s not my cuppatea, believe me. Any thought of these morbid related and accessories causes me to get quite queasy, putting it mildly.

    #1030123
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    So how about just bringing them up?

    #1030124
    Oh Shreck!
    Participant

    Bringing them up? Mrs. Ov did, Shaul haMelech asked her too. (scary, it was head first)

    #1030125

    (Would it be any less scary, the other way around?!)

    #1030126
    Oh Shreck!
    Participant

    Less scary for Mrs. Ov. She was nebach scared out of her wits.

    #1030127

    Shrek!

    #1030128
    147
    Participant

    Actually, until now I’d never made the connection between Elul and Lent. So you’re trying to do the equivalent of Mardi Gras?

    Chas veSholom! Nothing could be further removed from the truth.

    Ellul:- Serious-Absolutely! Sad-Absolutely not! We are reading the very last Parshiyos of the Toroh:- Sefer Devorim eagerly heading me’Eivel leSimcho from Devorim on Chazzon to veZos haberocho on Simchas Toroh.

    It is so wonderful anticipating a month long of Chaggim & intense closeness to haShem. As children the excitement of the approaching Chaggim was incredible; All this with no worries about cleaning out Chometz. & the days are getting shorter, so Motzei Shabbos will once again be at decent hours.

    When my kids were very little I made a special point of bringing them to Shul in Ellul to hear Tekias Shofor daily. Needless to say, I blow Tekias Shofor for my wife everyday before I head out to work.

    #1030129
    rebdoniel
    Member

    I think this must be a period to make amends with G-d, ourselves, and others. Kol shofar and the sound of selichot calls us to do exactly that: to recognize we’re sinners, often wretched, in a world that is characterized by brokenness, sadness, and yearning. May our teshuva and our sincere desires to reconnect with the RBSO result in a better world as we approach the new year.

    #1030130
    dcba
    Member

    Needless to say, I blow Tekias Shofor for my wife everyday before I head out to work.

    You’re not supposed to blow shofar b’yechidus in Elul. But I appreciate the effort.

    #1030131
    Oh Shreck!
    Participant

    Hey, these guys are getting a head start. Don’t jump the guns!! It’s still bein hazmanim. Summer in full swing. There’s still time yet to sober up. (Yekkes have a saying morgen morgen..)

    #1030132
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    147, what does all that have to do with Yom Yerushalayim?

    #1030133

    oops… too late

    #1030134
    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    smoked a couple of cigs right before i quit.

    #1030135
    twisted
    Participant

    “Letting looxe” beore the “mad” rush just cost us a life in Yerushalayim.

    #1030136
    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    I think getting in a fight about this wud be counterproductive so im just gonna say i think youre jumping the gun

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