How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Home › Forums › Humor & Entertainment › How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? This topic has 12 replies, 11 voices, and was last updated 5 years, 8 months ago by CaptainBump™. Viewing 13 posts - 1 through 13 (of 13 total) Author Posts February 21, 2013 11:20 pm at 11:20 pm #608313 shnitzyMember And why has an answer never been found for this befuddling query? Ponder me that folks. February 21, 2013 11:30 pm at 11:30 pm #931774 SaysMeMember a woodchuck would chuck a chuck of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. February 21, 2013 11:32 pm at 11:32 pm #931775 Torah613TorahParticipant How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood equals a woodchuck could chuck what a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood ==> How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood minus a woodchuck could chuck what a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood equals -woodchuck = 0 |woodchuck| = 0 Feel free to complete the proof, it is due tonight at 8. OK, this makes no sense. I am drunk on tiredness 🙂 February 21, 2013 11:46 pm at 11:46 pm #931776 shnitzyMember I noticed. Well done. The, err, attempt was masterful… Come on people, where’s your originality? February 22, 2013 1:08 am at 1:08 am #931777 WolfishMusingsParticipant Ah, you messed it up… it’s “How much wood *would* a woodchuck chuck…” (if plays off the homonym wood-would) Of course, there’s also it’s cousin-question of “How much ground would a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?” The Wolf February 22, 2013 1:24 am at 1:24 am #931778 WIYMember I believe the answer is blintzes. February 22, 2013 2:58 am at 2:58 am #931779 Torah613TorahParticipant Wolf: The grind one is new to me! Thank you. February 22, 2013 3:05 am at 3:05 am #931780 🍫Syag LchochmaParticipant The answer to that (and all) questions is 42 I learned the poem with a second verse: He would chuck what a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood. February 22, 2013 3:15 am at 3:15 am #931781 yeshivaworlderMember Chachma B’Goyim Ta’amin: 361.9237001 cubic centrimeters of wood per day No links. February 22, 2013 5:29 am at 5:29 am #931782 Smile E. FaceMember a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood February 22, 2013 8:53 am at 8:53 am #931783 YW Moderator-42Moderator 6 more weeks of Purim! February 22, 2013 12:36 pm at 12:36 pm #931784 ChortkovParticipant The reason why a hummingbird hums is because it doesn’t know the words? March 10, 2019 8:00 pm at 8:00 pm #1692374 CaptainBump™Blocked Hey, I found another one. Author Posts Viewing 13 posts - 1 through 13 (of 13 total) You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In