Are the devoted and esteemed YW staff gearing up for all eventualities? How about us commoners / second classers? Generators, WiFi, batteries, antennas, Coffee Bunkers?
I think and hope it is going to end up being nothing but a big rainstorm. I’m abroad but I am from the NY area originally and I do remember a few alerts that passed the area by.
Keep safe, and remember that even if it all blows over, Hymie the Hymish Adjuster is ready to help you cash in by adjusting your house to make it look like there was a real hurricane.
Best bet (from experience): write your post out on a dry scrap of paper; place it in an empty bottle; cork the bottle; address it to: ywn att: coffeeroom; release the bottle in the flood waters; pray for delivery.
we will have our SWTF (severe weather task force) out in full force. they just finished their training of navy seals for this year and should all be available. they will be on the lookout for any corked bottles. if you could please paint the bottle a bright orange it would help. thank you for your cooperation.