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June 1, 2015 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #615774writersoulParticipant
yes, you’re hearing me right-
I think I’m flipping out.
How?
Well, after years of cynicism about the Kollel lifestyle (intermingled among cynicism about basically everything else), I’m about to come back from seminary (which is another depressing detail that I’m not going to get into) and….
I think I want to marry a Klei Kodesh.
Help! What’s happening to me? Have they washed my brain?
🙂
June 1, 2015 9:17 pm at 9:17 pm #1085540☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantWelcome to the real world.
June 1, 2015 9:19 pm at 9:19 pm #1085541☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantNow quick – get married before the grime starts building up again.
June 1, 2015 9:25 pm at 9:25 pm #1085542👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou are completely brainwashed.
June 1, 2015 9:36 pm at 9:36 pm #1085543apushatayidParticipant“I think I want to marry a Klei Kodesh”
Isnt the word “Klei” plural?
You THINK you wish to marry such a person or you WANT to?
June 1, 2015 10:46 pm at 10:46 pm #1085544☕️coffee addictParticipantdy,
+1
however,, it is a davar yedua that you always marry someone who you have an aversion to
June 1, 2015 11:17 pm at 11:17 pm #1085545☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantWait, ca, doesn’t your wife read the cr?
Boy, are you in trouble.
June 1, 2015 11:18 pm at 11:18 pm #1085546Torah613TorahParticipantlol
Why do you want to marry someone who is in klei kodesh?
coffee addict, that sounds like an incredibly idiotic thing to do.
June 1, 2015 11:40 pm at 11:40 pm #1085547☕️coffee addictParticipantdy,
lol (actually she doesnt anymore)
but i meant the type of person you have an aversion to
i always said how i wouldn’t marry someone from new york, and lo and behold i did
i know countless other stories
June 2, 2015 11:53 am at 11:53 am #1085548writersoulParticipantSo this is mostly a joke but not totally.
I just want a very specific kind of guy and I find that a certain kind of guy in a Klei Kodesh field is probably my best bet.
He must have a specific hair color and drive the right model of Toyota car and be from somewhere where the winters aren’t too cold and lollipops grow from the trees.
🙂
That said, I was never really against the idea of marrying a learning guy, I just think that the system is a problem. A big one and I refuse to be part of it. But I still want certain aspects of it for myself so I’ll have to deal with it, I suppose.
In a year or two I’ll be more specific so you can suggest people and then you can tell me that he doesn’t exist. Or that you married him.
I’d forgotten how it’s fun to start threads.
ETA: Did I say Toyota? I meant Lamborghini. Or actually maybe a Tesla.
June 2, 2015 1:02 pm at 1:02 pm #1085550☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantI just want a very specific kind of guy and I find that a certain kind of guy in a Klei Kodesh field is probably my best bet.
Welcome to the real world.
June 2, 2015 4:09 pm at 4:09 pm #1085551apushatayidParticipant“Klei Kodesh field”
You looking for someone who makes religious articles?
June 3, 2015 3:18 pm at 3:18 pm #1085552writersoulParticipantAPY: challah covers.
June 3, 2015 3:24 pm at 3:24 pm #1085553YW Moderator-29 👨💻Moderatorkallah covers?
June 3, 2015 3:26 pm at 3:26 pm #1085554writersoulParticipantObvz.
June 3, 2015 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #1085555writersoulParticipantUmmm, mods, how much to pretend this thread didn’t actually happen?
Which parts? I can edit for a small fee – 29
June 3, 2015 3:43 pm at 3:43 pm #1085556cozimjewishMemberwhy? Change of heart? ;P
June 3, 2015 7:31 pm at 7:31 pm #1085557writersoulParticipantMods: so I have this chocolate bar…
cij: yeah, I wanna marry a rich businessman with a summer home in the Alps and an apartment in the Old City.
June 3, 2015 8:01 pm at 8:01 pm #1085558☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantITYS
June 3, 2015 9:45 pm at 9:45 pm #1085559👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou ought to be ashamed of yourself. This is the coffee room, not the initialism room.
June 3, 2015 11:23 pm at 11:23 pm #1085560sushibagelMemberWhat happens in coffee room stays in coffee room
June 4, 2015 12:02 am at 12:02 am #1085561☕️coffee addictParticipant“cij: yeah, I wanna marry a rich businessman with a summer home in the Alps and an apartment in the Old City.”
you do?
well do I have a boy for you!
June 4, 2015 5:13 am at 5:13 am #1085562Little FroggieParticipant“What happens in coffee room stays in coffee room”
So NOT true.
First of all, every time something here “happens” to me, or about me, I get calls from my family (in r.l. – yeah there’s life in r.l. too), and no, sometimes it’s not pretty..
Second of all, the mood and state of mind effected by comments, either for good or bad, linger long after one leaves. An uplifting, kind, good-hearted word extended to anyone lifts, brightens and soothes, the feeling lingers on. Same for the opposite.
Thirdly, I heard the Country Yossi takes “The Best of the CoffeeRoom ™ into their publication. (and no, I hardly think I ever graced it in)
June 4, 2015 7:20 pm at 7:20 pm #1085563writersoulParticipantca: nuuu… I’ll add him to the queue.
If he has a winter home in Aruba I can bump him up a few slots.
But he has to have good middos and a nice personality- let nobody say I’m a gold digger.
June 5, 2015 1:54 pm at 1:54 pm #1085564☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantYou can want good middos and personality and still be a gold digger.
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