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“How about you help me with my PURIM puns!”
There is a phenomenal Purim Story which is comprised of outrageous puns, using the names of various countries. it appeared in a Jewish paper. several years running, and I am sure it is on the internet also.
i think i actually saw that – no i do a different theme each year, and i pun my way through the purim story with my theme 🙂 – i could use your amazing talent! I nominated you for post of the year!!!!
I nominated you for post of the year!!!! “
As they say at the Oscars, it is an honor just to be nominated!!!!! Seriously, if you need help next Purim, please remind me, and I will be happy to try to think of something.
oh i am already planning it – this year i started early 🙂 – are there private rooms here?
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At first I didn’t bolivia that this was possible but i was peru’ven wrong. Here it is, czech it out:
The Story of Purim — An International Tale
King Achashverosh was Finnish with his disobedient wife Vashti. “You Congo now!” he ordered her. After she had Ghana way, the king’s messengers went Roman the land to find
a new queen. And India end, the beautiful Esther won the crown. Meanwhile, Mordechai sat outside the palace, where the Chile Haman would Czech up on him daily.
“I Haiti you because you refuse to bow to me!” Haman scolded Mordechai.
“USA very stubborn man. You Jews are such Bahamas! If you keep his up, Denmark my words! I will have all your people killed! Just Kuwait and see, you Turkey! “
Mordechai went into mourning and tore his clothes-a custom known as Korea. He urged Esther to plead with the king. The Jews fasted for three days and grew very Hungary.
Esther approached the king and asked, ‘Kenya Belize come to a banquet I’ve prepared for you and Haman?” At the feast, she invited her guests to a second banquet to eat
Samoa.
The king asked, “Esther, why Jamaica big meal like this? Just tell me what you want. Unto half my United Kingdom will I give you.” Esther replied, “Spain full for me to say this, but
Haman is Russian to kill my people.”
Haman’s loud Wales could be heard as he carried Honduran this scene. “Oman!” Haman cried bitterly. “Iraq my brains in an effort to destroy the Jews. But that sneaky Mordechai
– Egypt me! ” Haman and his ten sons were hanged and went immediately to the Netherlands.
And to Sweden the deal, the Jews were allowed to Polish off the rest of their foes as well. “You lost your enemies and Uganda friend,” the king smiled. And that is why the Purim
story Israeli a miracle. God decided to China light on His chosen people.
So now, let’s celebrate! Forget all your Syria’s business and just be happy! Serb up some wine and Taiwan on! Happy Purim!!!
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