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    popa_bar_abba
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    When I was in yeshiva, there was a certain alteh bochur I was friends with. Every year on purim, he would get up in the middle of maariv, open up the yeshiva’s sefer yeshaya, klop on the bima, and lein the haftara of parshas shemos.

    When people would yell at him, he would just shush them and keep leining. Afterwards, he would explain that it is the haftarah for purim.

    #1118536
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Some congregations lain Divrei Yirmiyahu for Shemos instead. They obviously feel it is too early for Purim. 53 days…

    #1118537
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    How do you program a computer to draw a square?

    #1118538
    Joseph
    Participant

    Do you want to do it in COBOL or BASIC?

    #1118540
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    I’m not sure what language Yeshayahu Hanavi programmed in. It is pseudo-code.

    #1118541
    147
    Participant

    It surely is never too soon for “Teka beShofor Godol leCheiruseinu” which is based on the famous Posuk of “veHoyo baYom haHu yiToka beShofor Godol” which as everyone knows is in this Haftoro of Shemos.

    #1118542
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Took me a few minutes to get this thread. The yeshiva guys don’t get it bec they don’t know navi. The seminary girls don’t get it because they don’t know purim. I didn’t get it bec I’m a moron, but then I got it.

    We should add this to the index thread.

    #1118543
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Mareh Mekomos for this thread:

    Yeshayahu Perek 28

    The actual haftorah starts in the previous perek and ends with psukim from Perek 29

    #1118544
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Took me a few minutes to get this thread.

    That’s pretty bad considering you started it. Are you drunk?

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