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September 11, 2009 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #1135587FunnyBunnyMember
mepal, thanks for the reminder. wow, it’s a scary thought. Have a great Shabbos everyone!
September 11, 2009 7:50 pm at 7:50 pm #1135588September 11, 2009 8:04 pm at 8:04 pm #1135589JaxMemberhave a great shobbos everyone!
September 13, 2009 4:39 am at 4:39 am #1135590sunflowerMemberhope e/o had a delicious melava malka! have a successful week imyh'”
September 25, 2009 7:35 am at 7:35 am #1135591JaxMemberHave a great shobbos y’all! enjoy your chulent!
October 23, 2009 4:51 pm at 4:51 pm #1135592plonisalmonisMemberGood Shabbos everyone!!! (Enjoy the weather, NY 🙂 )
October 23, 2009 6:01 pm at 6:01 pm #1135593I can only tryMemberShabbos arrives
No chasing the dollars
On which we subsist
Walking to shul
On the quiet cool street
Wishing a gut Shabbos
To those that we meet
Licho dodi inside
Our weekly refuge
From the gashmious tide
Then Kiddush at home
Let the seuda commence
With zemiros for Shabbos
(Mostly sung by the gents)
The Ima and Abba
And the kids at the table
No PC, no websites
Coming over the cable
A long Friday night
With the Shabbos mystique
Maybe some daf yomi
To catch up from the week
The weeks almost over
Gut Shabbos to all
October 23, 2009 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #1135594YW Moderator-80MemberBig Deal. I can rhyme too:
Shabbos is coming
It will be something
Clean up your room
I like baloons
Light the candles
Pick up your sandals
Sing a song
Not too long
Eat the challah
Choson and Kallah
Drink the wine
But not mine
Go to Shul
Don’t be a fool
Greet the angels
Not so new-fangled
Go to sleep
Count the sheep
Learn some Torah
Dance the Horah
Talk to your wife
But no strife
Learn more Torah
About Avrohom and Sorah
How do you like that?
Better than a hat.
October 23, 2009 6:17 pm at 6:17 pm #1135595I can only tryMemberA masterful effort
A sight for sore eyes
the type of verse Shakespeare
would go plagerize
P.S. – gut Shabbos to you, too.
October 23, 2009 6:22 pm at 6:22 pm #1135596YW Moderator-80MemberThank you so much
I will now eat lunch
It’s nice to be appreciated
My daughter had cake
And a piece she ate it.
That might not make sense
But its better than a fence
October 23, 2009 6:22 pm at 6:22 pm #1135597smartcookieMemberOh no MOD 80
That was really not too greaty
Now you let us all know it
That you are not exactly a poet!!!
Sorry but I hope ur not taking this personal…
October 23, 2009 6:26 pm at 6:26 pm #1135598YW Moderator-80Membersmart cookie
I see you played hookey
Because as a poet
Im the greatest and you know it
No one can rhyme like me
Not even a tree
I am the best
Better than the rest
And I mean it
Anyone want a peanut?
October 23, 2009 6:31 pm at 6:31 pm #1135599smartcookieMemberWhy am I sitting and laughing to myself from all this nonsense??!!
October 23, 2009 6:33 pm at 6:33 pm #1135600YW Moderator-80MemberI cant answer you question
But I have a suggestion
Do not say nonsense
Like that guy, Ron Sense
October 23, 2009 6:39 pm at 6:39 pm #1135601YW Moderator-80MemberThank G-d no one is here to rob us
Good Shabbos
October 23, 2009 6:40 pm at 6:40 pm #1135602smartcookieMemberMod 80, come help me clean,
That’ll be spending you time wiser if you know what I mean.
October 23, 2009 6:53 pm at 6:53 pm #1135603YW Moderator-80MemberIf I would help you clean
I would become too lean
And my wife would say that is mean
Besides Im no teen
Signing off
But not like Jimmy Hoff…..a
October 23, 2009 6:58 pm at 6:58 pm #1135604smartcookieMemberAlright so good shabbos
To you and all zeidas and bobbas
October 23, 2009 11:40 pm at 11:40 pm #1135605mazcaMemberWell Shabbos is coming soon, Shabbos is already there, So you wont post this until after Shabbos, Shabbos will be here, Shabbos will end there. Shabbat Shalom.
December 4, 2009 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #1135606I can only tryMemberGut Shabbos.
December 5, 2009 10:47 pm at 10:47 pm #1135607oomisParticipantIt is now after Shabbos, near six PM
I’ve read all your posts and the rhymes within them.
Please keep your day jobs; you’ll need them, you see.
’cause poets you ain’t, and won’t ever be!
December 6, 2009 11:38 pm at 11:38 pm #1135608IknowyouMemberGOOD SHABBOS EVERYBODY!
December 7, 2009 1:29 am at 1:29 am #1135609oomisParticipantShavua tov!
December 11, 2009 5:41 pm at 5:41 pm #1135610I can only tryMember.
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December 11, 2009 6:25 pm at 6:25 pm #1135611oomisParticipantBeautiful, ICOT. Good Shabbos and a Chag Sameach to everyone, also!
December 11, 2009 6:54 pm at 6:54 pm #1135612YW Moderator-80MemberThe Menorah should come first…:-)
December 11, 2009 7:52 pm at 7:52 pm #1135613bombmaniacParticipantkudos on the ASCII art! I love it! have a great shabbos and a very merry chanukah HAH! OR ELSE!!!
December 11, 2009 8:13 pm at 8:13 pm #1135614mybatMemberHappy chanukah!!!! Shabbat shalom everyone!!!! 🙂
December 13, 2009 1:14 am at 1:14 am #1135615I can only tryMemberoomis1105-
bombmaniac-
Thank you. The art is someone else’s, cut & pasted by me.
YW Moderator-80-
Todir ve’aino todir, todir koidem.
December 13, 2009 2:33 am at 2:33 am #1135616YW Moderator-80Membericot
Not in this case, i believe.
Well, an unmarried guy can light the Shabbos licht first because he is nohaig to not accept Shabbos until shkiyah.
But a woman should light the menorah first because she is nohaig to accept Shabbos with licht. She can of course make a tanayh to not accept Shabbos with licht but this isn’t recommended by M’B.
For a couple it wouldn’t be l’chatchila for the woman to bring in Shabbos with licht and then the husband to light Chanukkah (since he is being motze her), though it certainly can be done like that if necessary.
At least that’s how I learned it.
What do you say?
December 13, 2009 3:28 am at 3:28 am #1135617I can only tryMemberYW Moderator-80-
I was referring to the “gut Shabbos – gut Yom Tov” wishes.
…but…
You’re absolutely correct about what is in the Mishna Berura ???”?.
I wouldn’t want the the drawings’ order to be misleading.
Since this is a (somewhat) uncommon two-Shabbos Chanuka, I’ll B”N take the opportunity to reverse the order later this week.
Gut voch.
December 18, 2009 8:00 am at 8:00 am #1135618I can only tryMember(as promised…)
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXDecember 18, 2009 6:08 pm at 6:08 pm #1135619bombmaniacParticipantmega kudos on the ASCII art! love it! gut shabbos and merry chanukah everyone :D:D:D
January 8, 2010 6:02 pm at 6:02 pm #1135620bombmaniacParticipantOY VEY! its been 2 weeks since anyone posted here!!! GOOD SHABBOS EVERYONE! 🙂
January 8, 2010 6:40 pm at 6:40 pm #1135621yiddeshekup101ParticipantHave A great Shabbos!!
March 5, 2010 1:57 pm at 1:57 pm #1135622d aMemberShabbos id coming, we’re so happy, we’re gonna sing and shout out loud, six days a week we wait for Shabbos, a gift from Hashem and we’re so proud…
March 5, 2010 2:21 pm at 2:21 pm #1135623oomisParticipantMy ainekel’s very first song that he ever sang to me, is this one!!!
March 5, 2010 3:47 pm at 3:47 pm #1135624tomim tihyeMemberYou’d think he’d have the decency to sing “Bubby is coming, we’re so happy…”!
March 5, 2010 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm #1135625d aMemberWhat’s the best thing about Zaidy’s house? Bubby!
(That belongs on the Kid’s thread or Jokes thread, but the above post reminded me of that line!)
March 19, 2010 6:43 pm at 6:43 pm #1135626d aMemberGOOD SHABBOS!!!
March 19, 2010 7:12 pm at 7:12 pm #1135627sm29ParticipantGood Shabbos everyone
May 14, 2010 6:59 pm at 6:59 pm #1135628d aMemberHave a great, wonderful, inspiring, fabulous Shabbos and Ah Gut Chodesh!!!!
May 14, 2010 8:14 pm at 8:14 pm #1135629smartcookieMemberHey I miss this thread! Good shabbos to all!
June 18, 2010 7:22 pm at 7:22 pm #1135630d aMemberGuys, I gotto go (and so do you!)
Have a wonderful, super-duper Shabbos!
And thanks for the fun (80!)
June 18, 2010 7:31 pm at 7:31 pm #1135631shtiegingMemberlet keep this thread going, i haven’t seen it for almost a month already.
A GUT SHABBOS…………..
July 16, 2010 5:30 pm at 5:30 pm #1135632blinkyParticipantHey everybody have a super shabbos!!!!!!!!!
July 16, 2010 5:50 pm at 5:50 pm #1135633smartcookieMemberYeah huh? After so many arguments we can all use some rest!
Good shabbos.
August 20, 2010 5:30 pm at 5:30 pm #1135634blinkyParticipantGood Shabbos everybody!!!! Enjoy the last/ second to last Shabbos of the summer- as many ppl are already coming home next week! Wow time flew!
August 20, 2010 5:51 pm at 5:51 pm #1135635smartcookieMemberYou bet I’ll enjoy the peace and quiet here in the city.
Good shabbos.
August 27, 2010 5:08 pm at 5:08 pm #1135636I can only tryMemberGut Shabbos.
Welcome back!
…or, if applicable…
Enjoy the last Shabbos away!
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