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i’m a real fan of quotes…anyone know good ones that i could add to my collection?
no soap radio
“Even if you’re on the right track you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
– Arthur Godfried
I always liked the saying –
Yesterday is History, Tomorrow a Mystery, Today is a Gift, Thats why it’s called the Present”
”if theres no gold at the end of the rainbow,id settle just for the pot’
PAA-wow i was just thinkng of that, where did you see it?
I have it hanging on my fridge.
Best one I ever heard:
“KILLING TIME ISN’T MURDER;
IT’S SUICIDE”
“Whenever I’m faced with a choice between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried before.”
“Why is it when we talk to G-d, we’re said to be praying – but when G-d talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?”
– Lily Tomlin
Li’l Sally, How ’bout this…
“I MAY BE SCHIZOPHRENIC,
BUT AT LEAST I HAVE EACH OTHER.”
“honk while driving if you love hashem, text while driving if you wanna meet him”
its easier to go down a hill than up, but the view is always better at the top
It’s easier to go down a hill than up, and there is usually more food and water on the bottom than on top.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school or university student. They know how to find Afghanistan.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
When they asked George Washington for ID, he took out a quarter.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate.
Life is like riding a bicycle. When the going gets tough, its a good sign, it means you’re going uphill.
When kids are little we want to eat them up. when they get older, we’re sorry we didn’t.
When I married Mr. right, I didn’t know his first name was always.
Sign for a fridge: You’re being watched! If you do something wrong I’ll tell the scale.
Mystery Thriller Novels are only exciting because they happened to someone else.
how about this one?
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and be quiet! 🙂
when i told it to my mom she couldn’t stop laughing
If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
–Mark Twain
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