I recently became the hostess of a host of ants. Now, the exterminator is coming next week. But I have a problem.
A few weeks ago, I decided that rather than being upset about having ants in my room, they would become my pets. Like watching rats in the tracks from a subway platform, I sit on the edge of my bed watching them crawl about. They are my personal ant farm.
How do you make something your pet? By naming them.
So I have called my ants names. I call them names, after my aunts. The babies are Ant Devora, the medium sized are Ant Pesya and the big ones are Great Ant Jennifer. I have not asked my ants (nor aunts) for their opinion on the matter.
What should I do? The exterminator is coming next week and I will sorely miss my industrious aunty ants.