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December 15, 2010 6:00 pm at 6:00 pm #1000591SacrilegeMember
WIY
Yea, I enjoy non-Jewish media outlets and inappropriate places far too much… 😉
December 15, 2010 6:01 pm at 6:01 pm #1000592Peanut ButterMembercshapiro
Wow, now im so depressed!Im very sensitive!!! lol jk
but just to warn you..Yeshiva world or atleast one of the Mods is going to try to take the shadchanus money, saying that it is because of them, that Sac and WIY met! You better be ready for a fight. I actually know someone who had told a person while he was dating about the girl he was dating. After he got engaged, the person that he had been talking to asked him for shadchanus money. He replied, “you didn’t do anything to help! Why should I pay you?” The guy replied back, “well you should pay me because I didn’t say anything!”
Sac
Yes thats true, but I just cant see myself doing that. I dont care how rich the old lady is…
Blinky
I actually didn’t know what fafrummet is either so thanks Blinky.
December 15, 2010 6:04 pm at 6:04 pm #1000593WIYMemberSacrilege
“Yea, I enjoy non-Jewish media outlets and inappropriate places far too much… ;)”
I am not judging you. Its tough to give it up. When you are ready to give that up if Im still available get in touch. 😉
December 15, 2010 6:04 pm at 6:04 pm #1000594cshapiroMemberstop beating around the bush WIY….take a risk..
December 15, 2010 6:06 pm at 6:06 pm #1000595Peanut ButterMemberWow, cshapiro, your starting to sound like one of those crazy shadchanim;) jk
December 15, 2010 6:12 pm at 6:12 pm #1000596SacrilegeMemberPB
Dont worry, I’m not signing up anytime soon.
December 15, 2010 6:16 pm at 6:16 pm #1000597WIYMemberSacrilege
Ok so then its settled. Everyone can move on the the next couple they’d like to set up. 🙂
December 15, 2010 6:24 pm at 6:24 pm #1000598Peanut ButterMemberSac
Phew! i was really worried;-)
December 15, 2010 6:27 pm at 6:27 pm #1000599SacrilegeMembercshapiro & Peanut Butter!
December 15, 2010 6:29 pm at 6:29 pm #1000600cshapiroMemberlol sac, is pb a football player?? :))
December 15, 2010 6:34 pm at 6:34 pm #1000601Peanut ButterMemberSac
I dont think she would go for me..im almost 94.
Actually, she said earlier that money goes b4 looks, so I guess I’m back in business;-) lol
December 15, 2010 6:38 pm at 6:38 pm #1000602SacrilegeMembercshapiro/PB
Now now… dont be so picky 😉
December 15, 2010 6:42 pm at 6:42 pm #1000603Peanut ButterMembercshapiro
Yea, I am really Mark Sanchez/Tom Brady/Peyton Manning
December 15, 2010 6:52 pm at 6:52 pm #1000605cshapiroMemberpb ur rich, good looking, and one foot on the banana peel….what could be better!?!?
December 15, 2010 6:55 pm at 6:55 pm #1000606SacrilegeMemberPB
A QB guy, huh?
I’ll have me some Mark Sanchez 😉
December 15, 2010 6:58 pm at 6:58 pm #1000607dunnoMemberSac:
You think the CR will move on so easily?? Until you and WIY are married no one will let up 🙂
When’s cyber date #2 set for? We won’t intrude this time. In fact, make a thread solely for that purpose.
December 15, 2010 7:01 pm at 7:01 pm #1000608popa_bar_abbaParticipantThis wasn’t number one.
December 15, 2010 7:03 pm at 7:03 pm #1000609cshapiroMemberim with dunno on this one….no ones gonna let it up with u and WIY….and ur ploy to distract them with me and pb….not gonna pull it off…sorry!!!
December 15, 2010 7:04 pm at 7:04 pm #1000610Peanut ButterMembercshapiro
banana peel? You want me to slip?????
What could be better is…hmmm I am not sure.
Sac
Sorry, I dont want WIY to get jealous….your taken already!
December 15, 2010 7:05 pm at 7:05 pm #1000611SacrilegeMemberPB
Was that a multiple and I guessed right? *squeal*
December 15, 2010 7:06 pm at 7:06 pm #1000612cshapiroMemberits complicated pb…
December 15, 2010 7:11 pm at 7:11 pm #1000613Peanut ButterMemberSac
Yup, shhh, dont tell anyone! 😉
cshapiro
The only references that I have to a banana peel is when a character is running away from the villan and throws a banana peel over his/her shoulder causing the villain to slip and fall.
December 15, 2010 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm #1000614SacrilegeMemberPB
One foot on the banana peel means youre about to be fired…
December 15, 2010 7:23 pm at 7:23 pm #1000615cshapiroMemberor die c’v…
December 15, 2010 7:24 pm at 7:24 pm #1000616Peanut ButterMemberlol oh! Im not too worried about that yet…I’ll use my good looks and charm! ok ok, I will try to stop throwing all those interceptions!
December 15, 2010 7:54 pm at 7:54 pm #1000617Peanut ButterMembercshapiro
Ohhh…lol wow! I hope to live for a long time!~
December 15, 2010 7:55 pm at 7:55 pm #1000618cshapiroMemberpb…u got 26 years left, make the most of it!!!
December 15, 2010 8:06 pm at 8:06 pm #1000619SacrilegeMembercshapiro
I think the term in reference to death is “one foot on a banana peel the other in the grave”….
PB
You better! Or you’ll have a lot of angry Jets fans PUSHING you into the grave.
December 15, 2010 8:32 pm at 8:32 pm #1000620Peanut ButterMemberThats so short!!!
Ok so I better ask now…will you marry me?
Or sac…..;)
Sorry I beat you WIY
Sac
Well ok, now I have motivation not to lose Sundays game to stay alive. I thought I could just take my millions and sit n look pretty!
December 15, 2010 8:46 pm at 8:46 pm #1000622cshapiroMemberwait do u have yichus?? because i need my grandfathers approval of course!!!
December 15, 2010 8:57 pm at 8:57 pm #1000624Peanut ButterMembercshapiro
Of course I do! My great great great ect grandfather was Adam HaRishon! A few generations down was Avraha, Yitzchak, and Yaakov…is that good enough?
Sac
Darn! Well now I can go hunting for new playmates instead!;)
December 15, 2010 9:54 pm at 9:54 pm #1000630Peanut ButterMemberSac
your right;-)
December 15, 2010 11:33 pm at 11:33 pm #1000633Peanut ButterMemberWIY
Sorry, I tried warning you. Though come on…you are partly to blame. If you look at pics online, ecspecially of athletes ect, what do you think you will find. I take it back, I dont think you are good for Sac
December 16, 2010 12:27 am at 12:27 am #1000634eclipseMemberI would think the posts re: s/thng that shouldn’t be seen should be removed for the sake of LIFNEI EEVAYR LO SEETAYN MICHSHAL,no?
December 16, 2010 2:52 am at 2:52 am #1000635SacrilegeMemberPB
I’m flattered that you think I’m so holy 😀
December 16, 2010 3:48 am at 3:48 am #1000637Peanut ButterMemberSac
Lol Oh, your the holiest of us all. Please guide me!;p
December 16, 2010 4:25 am at 4:25 am #1000640Peanut ButterMemberWIY
Are you sheltered?
December 16, 2010 4:25 am at 4:25 am #1000641dunnoMemberSac acting holy…WIY acting holy…mamash a shidduch min hashamayim!
December 16, 2010 4:25 am at 4:25 am #1000642Peanut ButterMemberDunno
who would you take?
December 16, 2010 5:18 am at 5:18 am #1000643cshapiroMemberim starting to think pb and sac maybe a better match…are u guys in or what??
theres still hope for my down payment on that apartment in the old city…cha-ching!!!
December 16, 2010 5:52 am at 5:52 am #1000644dunnoMemberPeanut Butter:
Hey..don’t get on my case now!
December 16, 2010 12:51 pm at 12:51 pm #1000646WIYMemberPB
I choose to shelter myself. So yes I’m sheltered. I don’t watch TV, movies, listen to non Jewish music, read non Jewish news papers and magazines or follow sports. I rarely even listen to am news radio or talk radio. Baruch Hashem I can say “Shelo asani eved” every morning and mean it!
December 16, 2010 1:11 pm at 1:11 pm #1000647Peanut ButterMemberDunno
Why not?
cshapiro
I know other ways you can earn the money….but ok ok..I’ll take Sac;P
December 16, 2010 2:53 pm at 2:53 pm #1000648Peanut ButterMemberWIY
I didn’t mean it in a bad way! That’s good to hear!
Though, I don’t get why your bringing in “Shelo Asani Eved”.
I follow whats going on, but I don’t consider myself a “slave” to it.
December 16, 2010 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm #1000649dunnoMemberPeanut Butter:
I actually did post who I would choose but the mods didn’t allow it. Let’s try again – Tom Brady.
December 16, 2010 3:36 pm at 3:36 pm #1000650Peanut ButterMemberDunno
Well, he isnt married YET…though you want a guy with long hair?
Guess we wont work out either;-)
December 16, 2010 3:41 pm at 3:41 pm #1000651dunnoMemberNo way! First date will be a trip to the barber!
December 16, 2010 3:52 pm at 3:52 pm #1000652amichaiParticipantthis is a 4 way conversation between peanut butter, wiy, cshapiro and sac. hysterical! we started out with gr8 gifts and end up with shidduchim.
December 16, 2010 3:54 pm at 3:54 pm #1000653Peanut ButterMemberLol, What about troy palamalu(sp?)(The safety that has long hair on the steelers.
Head and Shoulders actualy took out a million dollar insurance policy on his hair, because they use it in their commercials!
December 16, 2010 3:55 pm at 3:55 pm #1000654Peanut ButterMemberAmichai
You forgot about Dunno!;-)
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