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  • #1000591
    Sacrilege
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    WIY

    Yea, I enjoy non-Jewish media outlets and inappropriate places far too much… 😉

    #1000592

    cshapiro

    Wow, now im so depressed!Im very sensitive!!! lol jk

    but just to warn you..Yeshiva world or atleast one of the Mods is going to try to take the shadchanus money, saying that it is because of them, that Sac and WIY met! You better be ready for a fight. I actually know someone who had told a person while he was dating about the girl he was dating. After he got engaged, the person that he had been talking to asked him for shadchanus money. He replied, “you didn’t do anything to help! Why should I pay you?” The guy replied back, “well you should pay me because I didn’t say anything!”

    Sac

    Yes thats true, but I just cant see myself doing that. I dont care how rich the old lady is…

    Blinky

    I actually didn’t know what fafrummet is either so thanks Blinky.

    #1000593
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    “Yea, I enjoy non-Jewish media outlets and inappropriate places far too much… ;)”

    I am not judging you. Its tough to give it up. When you are ready to give that up if Im still available get in touch. 😉

    #1000594
    cshapiro
    Member

    stop beating around the bush WIY….take a risk..

    #1000595

    Wow, cshapiro, your starting to sound like one of those crazy shadchanim;) jk

    #1000596
    Sacrilege
    Member

    PB

    Dont worry, I’m not signing up anytime soon.

    #1000597
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    Ok so then its settled. Everyone can move on the the next couple they’d like to set up. 🙂

    #1000598

    Sac

    Phew! i was really worried;-)

    #1000599
    Sacrilege
    Member

    cshapiro & Peanut Butter!

    #1000600
    cshapiro
    Member

    lol sac, is pb a football player?? :))

    #1000601

    Sac

    I dont think she would go for me..im almost 94.

    Actually, she said earlier that money goes b4 looks, so I guess I’m back in business;-) lol

    #1000602
    Sacrilege
    Member

    cshapiro/PB

    Now now… dont be so picky 😉

    #1000603

    cshapiro

    Yea, I am really Mark Sanchez/Tom Brady/Peyton Manning

    #1000605
    cshapiro
    Member

    pb ur rich, good looking, and one foot on the banana peel….what could be better!?!?

    #1000606
    Sacrilege
    Member

    PB

    A QB guy, huh?

    I’ll have me some Mark Sanchez 😉

    #1000607
    dunno
    Member

    Sac:

    You think the CR will move on so easily?? Until you and WIY are married no one will let up 🙂

    When’s cyber date #2 set for? We won’t intrude this time. In fact, make a thread solely for that purpose.

    #1000608
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    This wasn’t number one.

    #1000609
    cshapiro
    Member

    im with dunno on this one….no ones gonna let it up with u and WIY….and ur ploy to distract them with me and pb….not gonna pull it off…sorry!!!

    #1000610

    cshapiro

    banana peel? You want me to slip?????

    What could be better is…hmmm I am not sure.

    Sac

    Sorry, I dont want WIY to get jealous….your taken already!

    #1000611
    Sacrilege
    Member

    PB

    Was that a multiple and I guessed right? *squeal*

    #1000612
    cshapiro
    Member

    its complicated pb…

    #1000613

    Sac

    Yup, shhh, dont tell anyone! 😉

    cshapiro

    The only references that I have to a banana peel is when a character is running away from the villan and throws a banana peel over his/her shoulder causing the villain to slip and fall.

    #1000614
    Sacrilege
    Member

    PB

    One foot on the banana peel means youre about to be fired…

    #1000615
    cshapiro
    Member

    or die c’v…

    #1000616

    lol oh! Im not too worried about that yet…I’ll use my good looks and charm! ok ok, I will try to stop throwing all those interceptions!

    #1000617

    cshapiro

    Ohhh…lol wow! I hope to live for a long time!~

    #1000618
    cshapiro
    Member

    pb…u got 26 years left, make the most of it!!!

    #1000619
    Sacrilege
    Member

    cshapiro

    I think the term in reference to death is “one foot on a banana peel the other in the grave”….

    PB

    You better! Or you’ll have a lot of angry Jets fans PUSHING you into the grave.

    #1000620

    Thats so short!!!

    Ok so I better ask now…will you marry me?

    Or sac…..;)

    Sorry I beat you WIY

    Sac

    Well ok, now I have motivation not to lose Sundays game to stay alive. I thought I could just take my millions and sit n look pretty!

    #1000622
    cshapiro
    Member

    wait do u have yichus?? because i need my grandfathers approval of course!!!

    #1000624

    cshapiro

    Of course I do! My great great great ect grandfather was Adam HaRishon! A few generations down was Avraha, Yitzchak, and Yaakov…is that good enough?

    Sac

    Darn! Well now I can go hunting for new playmates instead!;)

    #1000630

    Sac

    your right;-)

    #1000633

    WIY

    Sorry, I tried warning you. Though come on…you are partly to blame. If you look at pics online, ecspecially of athletes ect, what do you think you will find. I take it back, I dont think you are good for Sac

    #1000634
    eclipse
    Member

    I would think the posts re: s/thng that shouldn’t be seen should be removed for the sake of LIFNEI EEVAYR LO SEETAYN MICHSHAL,no?

    #1000635
    Sacrilege
    Member

    PB

    I’m flattered that you think I’m so holy 😀

    #1000637

    Sac

    Lol Oh, your the holiest of us all. Please guide me!;p

    #1000640

    WIY

    Are you sheltered?

    #1000641
    dunno
    Member

    Sac acting holy…WIY acting holy…mamash a shidduch min hashamayim!

    #1000642

    Dunno

    who would you take?

    #1000643
    cshapiro
    Member

    im starting to think pb and sac maybe a better match…are u guys in or what??

    theres still hope for my down payment on that apartment in the old city…cha-ching!!!

    #1000644
    dunno
    Member

    Peanut Butter:

    Hey..don’t get on my case now!

    #1000646
    WIY
    Member

    PB

    I choose to shelter myself. So yes I’m sheltered. I don’t watch TV, movies, listen to non Jewish music, read non Jewish news papers and magazines or follow sports. I rarely even listen to am news radio or talk radio. Baruch Hashem I can say “Shelo asani eved” every morning and mean it!

    #1000647

    Dunno

    Why not?

    cshapiro

    I know other ways you can earn the money….but ok ok..I’ll take Sac;P

    #1000648

    WIY

    I didn’t mean it in a bad way! That’s good to hear!

    Though, I don’t get why your bringing in “Shelo Asani Eved”.

    I follow whats going on, but I don’t consider myself a “slave” to it.

    #1000649
    dunno
    Member

    Peanut Butter:

    I actually did post who I would choose but the mods didn’t allow it. Let’s try again – Tom Brady.

    #1000650

    Dunno

    Well, he isnt married YET…though you want a guy with long hair?

    Guess we wont work out either;-)

    #1000651
    dunno
    Member

    No way! First date will be a trip to the barber!

    #1000652
    amichai
    Participant

    this is a 4 way conversation between peanut butter, wiy, cshapiro and sac. hysterical! we started out with gr8 gifts and end up with shidduchim.

    #1000653

    Lol, What about troy palamalu(sp?)(The safety that has long hair on the steelers.

    Head and Shoulders actualy took out a million dollar insurance policy on his hair, because they use it in their commercials!

    #1000654

    Amichai

    You forgot about Dunno!;-)

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