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December 14, 2010 10:31 pm at 10:31 pm #1000537Peanut ButterMember
lol hey Sac, that would be a good present to WIY….
December 14, 2010 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm #1000538popa_bar_abbaParticipantYes. All Macallan is sherry cask.
I personally drank Macallan 25 in the home of a chashuv rov who is a big player in kashrus, and said he had discussed it with Rabbis D and R Fienstien who permitted it.
December 14, 2010 10:47 pm at 10:47 pm #1000539bptParticipantFunny will be if Sac and WIY really do end up dating at some point, but do not disclose their CR identities until the 3rd date.
December 14, 2010 10:54 pm at 10:54 pm #1000540WIYMemberPeanut Butter
A bottle of Macallan 30 is a great present I agree!
December 14, 2010 10:55 pm at 10:55 pm #1000541WIYMemberBP Totty
You are still at it? Lol. Even if it happens theres no way Id reveal it here. I dont need my private life yentad about on a public forum. 🙂
December 14, 2010 10:59 pm at 10:59 pm #1000542WIYMemberSacrilege
Would it make me feel better? Oh totally. It would make my day!
December 14, 2010 11:08 pm at 11:08 pm #1000543real-briskerMemberpba – i heard also bishem them
December 14, 2010 11:28 pm at 11:28 pm #1000544cshapiroMemberhold up bp totty…first he needs a picture of sac!!!!
December 15, 2010 12:07 am at 12:07 am #1000545WIYMembercshapiro
No jokes. I have a firm policy on that. Been burned too many times.
December 15, 2010 12:49 am at 12:49 am #1000547cshapiroMemberwait so ud actually consider her??? this is so awesome im gonna start counting my shadchanus gelt!!!!
December 15, 2010 1:44 am at 1:44 am #1000548Peanut ButterMemberWIY
Just go for it….ask her. I get shadchanus $;)
December 15, 2010 3:33 am at 3:33 am #1000549cshapiroMemberget in line pb….it was so my idea lol :)))
December 15, 2010 3:43 am at 3:43 am #1000550SacrilegeMemberMy other post didnt go through, lets try again…
PB
I am a strict Bourbon gal.
BPT
I have a feeling that if I would date WIY many other CR “personalities” would be joining us…
WIY
That bad of a day, huh? 😉
cshapiro/PB
Dont count the money just yet… not happening.
December 15, 2010 4:43 am at 4:43 am #1000551cshapiroMemberoh come on sac, whats one night out with WIY, i mean how bad could it be???
he sounds like a great guy with solid hashgafas and im sure he is tall dark and handsome, but no worries we will def exchange pictures before giving an answer.
remember…everything that happens to us in life is from hashem, for our best and for a specific purpose (source: GOE), including all these cr threads :))
December 15, 2010 4:52 am at 4:52 am #1000552WIYMemberSacrilege
“I have a feeling that if I would date WIY many other CR “personalities” would be joining us…”
You must think I really have no life. That hurts. I couldn’t date someone who thinks Im that pathetic. Although on the other hand, it wouldnt be too hard to make a good impression lol.
Im actually having a great day or should I say I had a great day, Baruch Hashem and my night is going great Chasdei Hashem. I hope yours is as well.
December 15, 2010 4:58 am at 4:58 am #1000553WIYMembercshapiro
“wait so ud actually consider her??? this is so awesome im gonna start counting my shadchanus gelt!!!!”
If I went out with her it would only be for the entertainment value. At least if shes anything as interesting as she seems online…
Dont start counting your gelt just yet lol.
December 15, 2010 5:07 am at 5:07 am #1000554Peanut ButterMembercshapiro
Ok, I’ll split it with you lol
Sac
Ok, how much will it take/what would it take for you to say yes to WIY?
And what type of bourbon?
December 15, 2010 5:45 am at 5:45 am #1000555Derech HaMelechMembercash is always good
December 15, 2010 5:54 am at 5:54 am #1000557i am hereMemberlet us know if u had the lechaim, then the wine can be used
December 15, 2010 12:53 pm at 12:53 pm #1000560WIYMemberCshapiro
So all of a sudden girls look for guys who are “tall dark and handsome” and all this time I thought it was only the guys who cared about looks? Silly me.
December 15, 2010 1:41 pm at 1:41 pm #1000561cshapiroMemberhey wiy its a two way street…
December 15, 2010 2:20 pm at 2:20 pm #1000562SacrilegeMembercshapiro
If he is tall dark and handsome we can discuss it 😉
WIY
“If I went out with her it would only be for the entertainment value”
Any one else interested in my escort services?
PB
Ok, how much will it take/what would it take for you to say yes to WIY?
How much? Like a job 😉
It wouldnt take anything. WIY is who he is, I dont want him to change. There is a girl out there who will love him as is. He is just not for me.
December 15, 2010 2:57 pm at 2:57 pm #1000563Peanut ButterMemberWIY
Come on…everyone does it….be honest.
Sac
Darn! I was already planning a vacation with the money! It’s freezing outside;(
December 15, 2010 3:04 pm at 3:04 pm #1000564cshapiroMember“He is just not for me.”
darn there goes the down payment on my apartment in the old city…
December 15, 2010 3:19 pm at 3:19 pm #1000565WIYMembercshapiro
“hey wiy its a two way street”
Maybe for some girls. Most girls I think are ok with a guy who looks average. They dont need “tall dark and handsome!” Additionally there are plenty of very pretty girls married to fat ordinary looking guys and even if he was skinny at the Chasunah he still was no “stud.”
However it is rare to find a good looking guy with an unattractive girl.
December 15, 2010 3:21 pm at 3:21 pm #1000566WIYMemberSacrilege
“WIY
“If I went out with her it would only be for the entertainment value”
Any one else interested in my escort services?”
You mamish dont behave! I didnt mean it like that. It was a compliment. I think you are an interesting an entertaining person. You have a good sense of humor and you seem very worldly and very chilled.
December 15, 2010 3:48 pm at 3:48 pm #1000567blinkyParticipantcshapiro and peanut butter- AHEM! actually it was ME who suggested the shidduch in the first place (check the genereal schmooze 4) so if there is any shadchanus gelt it goes to ME! If im nice maybe ill split it with cshapiro- because you made me laugh in your post regarding sending a picture. LOL
December 15, 2010 4:12 pm at 4:12 pm #1000568Peanut ButterMemberBlinky
Im not chopped liver! Im peanut butter! Don’t leave me out, but Ok, I didn’t read thatthread.
Sac,
Come on, listen to WIY, he basically just said in guy talk that he would want to date you….
December 15, 2010 4:29 pm at 4:29 pm #1000569SacrilegeMemberWIY
“You mamish dont behave”
…And this is what made it through 😉
December 15, 2010 4:41 pm at 4:41 pm #1000570cshapiroMemberWIY…some girls want arm candy too…y is it fair if the guys are superficial but the girls cant?
December 15, 2010 4:42 pm at 4:42 pm #1000571Peanut ButterMemberSac
You gotta think outta the box. He meant it in a “good way”. lol
December 15, 2010 4:44 pm at 4:44 pm #1000572WIYMemberSacrilege
Youre impossible 😉
December 15, 2010 4:45 pm at 4:45 pm #1000573WIYMemberPeanut Butter
Stop putting words in my mouth. If she is interested she knows what she has to do and it hasnt happened yet.
December 15, 2010 5:01 pm at 5:01 pm #1000574WIYMembercshapiro
Its not natural for a woman to be so into looks. Yeah to want a decent looking guy is fine and normal. I dont think any girl wants an “ugly” guy and there has to be attraction.
To want a “gorgeous tall dark…” well I just think a girl who wants that has her mind in the wrong place and was likely strongly influenced by lots of exposure to non Jewish media outlets.
December 15, 2010 5:02 pm at 5:02 pm #1000575Peanut ButterMemberWIY
Chill, I was jking around. If you took offense to it, I apologize.
December 15, 2010 5:07 pm at 5:07 pm #1000576WIYMemberPeanut Butter
Im chilled dont worry. Just not into people putting words in my mouth. I can speak for myself quite well 🙂 No need to apologize.
December 15, 2010 5:11 pm at 5:11 pm #1000577cshapiroMembertrue…i think for woman, money comes before looks :))
December 15, 2010 5:13 pm at 5:13 pm #1000578SacrilegeMemberWIY
You are in all sorts of trouble now…
“If she is interested she knows what she has to do and it hasnt happened yet”
I think this means that you ARE interested, I just have to become a chanyuk first. Correct?
“I just think a girl who wants that has her mind in the wrong place”
Hypocrite much?
Yes, maybe girls are a little more forgiving in the looks department, but that doesnt mean if we can get ourselves a Hugh Jackman we wont.
December 15, 2010 5:15 pm at 5:15 pm #1000579SacrilegeMembercshapiro
Looks before money for me (money is not even on the map for me)
December 15, 2010 5:16 pm at 5:16 pm #1000580Peanut ButterMemberWell look at Mr Heff…I think he agrees with cshapiro
December 15, 2010 5:22 pm at 5:22 pm #1000581cshapiroMemberummm i was joking…didnt realize i had to spell it out..
December 15, 2010 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm #1000582WIYMemberSacrilege
chanyuks dont interest me in any way. I am not some yeshivisheh greasy guy looking for a female counterpart. You dont know me and have me pegged wrong. Im a regular guy I dress nicely am neat and put together. However I am very frum and I avoid non Jewish media outlets as well as avoid inappropriate places. I have my Hashkafos straight. What I want is a girl who is attractive and dresses well but is also very frum and has her Hashkafos straight. Not chanyuked. Im not looking for a girl who is frum um uh like because uh everyone else is and like all my OMG friends are married to Kollel guys who are mamish learning Toyrah with abren and its so Geshmack. Id throw up from that type of girl…
One can be frum without being Chanyuked.
I want someone normal but very Frum. Pretty. (It cant hurt if shes rich either lol)Educated. Intelligent. Worldly. I know Im no angel and I had exposure to all the movies and junk that you were exposed to. But I turned my back on that life and wants to live a better life. Im looking for someone who did the same thing. capice?
No Im not looking for a supermodel and actually a lot of the really gorgeous girls that I know of are getting older because they think they are all that and nobody is good enough…
I dont want someone who is going to turn heads. Just someone that I will be very attracted to. Additionally I will not be ok if my wife dresses to attract. I am looking for someone who dresses nicely but classy. Not trying to get “a reaction…”
December 15, 2010 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm #1000583SacrilegeMemberPB
HH doesnt marry the girls, and Id say 99% of them do it for the exposure.
cshapiro
Actually, I was suggested to a guy who I was completely not interested in going out w and a lot of people where pushing it and they kept saying BUT HE HAS MONEY!!!! so yea, that is a big factor for many people.
December 15, 2010 5:40 pm at 5:40 pm #1000584popa_bar_abbaParticipantWhat’s a chanyuk?
Who here is a chanyuk?
December 15, 2010 5:41 pm at 5:41 pm #1000585Peanut ButterMemberSac
You’re right, my bad. But there are plenty that are not getting that “exposure” that still go, and I am sure there are so many more that if offered to go, will go in a second.
Btw, what is a chanyuk?
December 15, 2010 5:48 pm at 5:48 pm #1000586cshapiroMembergood for u sac!!!
pb and popa quit butting into WIY and Sacs convo, they are having a cyber-date because WIY is obviously not ready to ask her out yet…:)) (please note the smileys indicate sarcasm)
December 15, 2010 5:48 pm at 5:48 pm #1000587SacrilegeMemberPB
Thats because they live in the lap of luxury, for however long they stay, w their every whim catered too. Not a bad life… aside from the old man 😉
Chanyuk is overly fafrummet.
December 15, 2010 5:50 pm at 5:50 pm #1000588blinkyParticipantsomeone who is ultra yeshivish in an negative way
December 15, 2010 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm #1000589WIYMembercshapiro
Maybe shes not ready for me to ask her out yet 😉
December 15, 2010 5:58 pm at 5:58 pm #1000590WIYMembercshapiro
What makes you think you can intrude on our cyber date? 😉
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