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  • #1000537

    lol hey Sac, that would be a good present to WIY….

    #1000538
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Yes. All Macallan is sherry cask.

    I personally drank Macallan 25 in the home of a chashuv rov who is a big player in kashrus, and said he had discussed it with Rabbis D and R Fienstien who permitted it.

    #1000539
    bpt
    Participant

    Funny will be if Sac and WIY really do end up dating at some point, but do not disclose their CR identities until the 3rd date.

    #1000540
    WIY
    Member

    Peanut Butter

    A bottle of Macallan 30 is a great present I agree!

    #1000541
    WIY
    Member

    BP Totty

    You are still at it? Lol. Even if it happens theres no way Id reveal it here. I dont need my private life yentad about on a public forum. 🙂

    #1000542
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    Would it make me feel better? Oh totally. It would make my day!

    #1000543
    real-brisker
    Member

    pba – i heard also bishem them

    #1000544
    cshapiro
    Member

    hold up bp totty…first he needs a picture of sac!!!!

    #1000545
    WIY
    Member

    cshapiro

    No jokes. I have a firm policy on that. Been burned too many times.

    #1000547
    cshapiro
    Member

    wait so ud actually consider her??? this is so awesome im gonna start counting my shadchanus gelt!!!!

    #1000548

    WIY

    Just go for it….ask her. I get shadchanus $;)

    #1000549
    cshapiro
    Member

    get in line pb….it was so my idea lol :)))

    #1000550
    Sacrilege
    Member

    My other post didnt go through, lets try again…

    PB

    I am a strict Bourbon gal.

    BPT

    I have a feeling that if I would date WIY many other CR “personalities” would be joining us…

    WIY

    That bad of a day, huh? 😉

    cshapiro/PB

    Dont count the money just yet… not happening.

    #1000551
    cshapiro
    Member

    oh come on sac, whats one night out with WIY, i mean how bad could it be???

    he sounds like a great guy with solid hashgafas and im sure he is tall dark and handsome, but no worries we will def exchange pictures before giving an answer.

    remember…everything that happens to us in life is from hashem, for our best and for a specific purpose (source: GOE), including all these cr threads :))

    #1000552
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    “I have a feeling that if I would date WIY many other CR “personalities” would be joining us…”

    You must think I really have no life. That hurts. I couldn’t date someone who thinks Im that pathetic. Although on the other hand, it wouldnt be too hard to make a good impression lol.

    Im actually having a great day or should I say I had a great day, Baruch Hashem and my night is going great Chasdei Hashem. I hope yours is as well.

    #1000553
    WIY
    Member

    cshapiro

    “wait so ud actually consider her??? this is so awesome im gonna start counting my shadchanus gelt!!!!”

    If I went out with her it would only be for the entertainment value. At least if shes anything as interesting as she seems online…

    Dont start counting your gelt just yet lol.

    #1000554

    cshapiro

    Ok, I’ll split it with you lol

    Sac

    Ok, how much will it take/what would it take for you to say yes to WIY?

    And what type of bourbon?

    #1000555

    cash is always good

    #1000557
    i am here
    Member

    let us know if u had the lechaim, then the wine can be used

    #1000560
    WIY
    Member

    Cshapiro

    So all of a sudden girls look for guys who are “tall dark and handsome” and all this time I thought it was only the guys who cared about looks? Silly me.

    #1000561
    cshapiro
    Member

    hey wiy its a two way street…

    #1000562
    Sacrilege
    Member

    cshapiro

    If he is tall dark and handsome we can discuss it 😉

    WIY

    “If I went out with her it would only be for the entertainment value”

    Any one else interested in my escort services?

    PB

    Ok, how much will it take/what would it take for you to say yes to WIY?

    How much? Like a job 😉

    It wouldnt take anything. WIY is who he is, I dont want him to change. There is a girl out there who will love him as is. He is just not for me.

    #1000563

    WIY

    Come on…everyone does it….be honest.

    Sac

    Darn! I was already planning a vacation with the money! It’s freezing outside;(

    #1000564
    cshapiro
    Member

    “He is just not for me.”

    darn there goes the down payment on my apartment in the old city…

    #1000565
    WIY
    Member

    cshapiro

    “hey wiy its a two way street”

    Maybe for some girls. Most girls I think are ok with a guy who looks average. They dont need “tall dark and handsome!” Additionally there are plenty of very pretty girls married to fat ordinary looking guys and even if he was skinny at the Chasunah he still was no “stud.”

    However it is rare to find a good looking guy with an unattractive girl.

    #1000566
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    “WIY

    “If I went out with her it would only be for the entertainment value”

    Any one else interested in my escort services?”

    You mamish dont behave! I didnt mean it like that. It was a compliment. I think you are an interesting an entertaining person. You have a good sense of humor and you seem very worldly and very chilled.

    #1000567
    blinky
    Participant

    cshapiro and peanut butter- AHEM! actually it was ME who suggested the shidduch in the first place (check the genereal schmooze 4) so if there is any shadchanus gelt it goes to ME! If im nice maybe ill split it with cshapiro- because you made me laugh in your post regarding sending a picture. LOL

    #1000568

    Blinky

    Im not chopped liver! Im peanut butter! Don’t leave me out, but Ok, I didn’t read thatthread.

    Sac,

    Come on, listen to WIY, he basically just said in guy talk that he would want to date you….

    #1000569
    Sacrilege
    Member

    WIY

    “You mamish dont behave”

    …And this is what made it through 😉

    #1000570
    cshapiro
    Member

    WIY…some girls want arm candy too…y is it fair if the guys are superficial but the girls cant?

    #1000571

    Sac

    You gotta think outta the box. He meant it in a “good way”. lol

    #1000572
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    Youre impossible 😉

    #1000573
    WIY
    Member

    Peanut Butter

    Stop putting words in my mouth. If she is interested she knows what she has to do and it hasnt happened yet.

    #1000574
    WIY
    Member

    cshapiro

    Its not natural for a woman to be so into looks. Yeah to want a decent looking guy is fine and normal. I dont think any girl wants an “ugly” guy and there has to be attraction.

    To want a “gorgeous tall dark…” well I just think a girl who wants that has her mind in the wrong place and was likely strongly influenced by lots of exposure to non Jewish media outlets.

    #1000575

    WIY

    Chill, I was jking around. If you took offense to it, I apologize.

    #1000576
    WIY
    Member

    Peanut Butter

    Im chilled dont worry. Just not into people putting words in my mouth. I can speak for myself quite well 🙂 No need to apologize.

    #1000577
    cshapiro
    Member

    true…i think for woman, money comes before looks :))

    #1000578
    Sacrilege
    Member

    WIY

    You are in all sorts of trouble now…

    “If she is interested she knows what she has to do and it hasnt happened yet”

    I think this means that you ARE interested, I just have to become a chanyuk first. Correct?

    “I just think a girl who wants that has her mind in the wrong place”

    Hypocrite much?

    Yes, maybe girls are a little more forgiving in the looks department, but that doesnt mean if we can get ourselves a Hugh Jackman we wont.

    #1000579
    Sacrilege
    Member

    cshapiro

    Looks before money for me (money is not even on the map for me)

    #1000580

    Well look at Mr Heff…I think he agrees with cshapiro

    #1000581
    cshapiro
    Member

    ummm i was joking…didnt realize i had to spell it out..

    #1000582
    WIY
    Member

    Sacrilege

    chanyuks dont interest me in any way. I am not some yeshivisheh greasy guy looking for a female counterpart. You dont know me and have me pegged wrong. Im a regular guy I dress nicely am neat and put together. However I am very frum and I avoid non Jewish media outlets as well as avoid inappropriate places. I have my Hashkafos straight. What I want is a girl who is attractive and dresses well but is also very frum and has her Hashkafos straight. Not chanyuked. Im not looking for a girl who is frum um uh like because uh everyone else is and like all my OMG friends are married to Kollel guys who are mamish learning Toyrah with abren and its so Geshmack. Id throw up from that type of girl…

    One can be frum without being Chanyuked.

    I want someone normal but very Frum. Pretty. (It cant hurt if shes rich either lol)Educated. Intelligent. Worldly. I know Im no angel and I had exposure to all the movies and junk that you were exposed to. But I turned my back on that life and wants to live a better life. Im looking for someone who did the same thing. capice?

    No Im not looking for a supermodel and actually a lot of the really gorgeous girls that I know of are getting older because they think they are all that and nobody is good enough…

    I dont want someone who is going to turn heads. Just someone that I will be very attracted to. Additionally I will not be ok if my wife dresses to attract. I am looking for someone who dresses nicely but classy. Not trying to get “a reaction…”

    #1000583
    Sacrilege
    Member

    PB

    HH doesnt marry the girls, and Id say 99% of them do it for the exposure.

    cshapiro

    Actually, I was suggested to a guy who I was completely not interested in going out w and a lot of people where pushing it and they kept saying BUT HE HAS MONEY!!!! so yea, that is a big factor for many people.

    #1000584
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    What’s a chanyuk?

    Who here is a chanyuk?

    #1000585

    Sac

    You’re right, my bad. But there are plenty that are not getting that “exposure” that still go, and I am sure there are so many more that if offered to go, will go in a second.

    Btw, what is a chanyuk?

    #1000586
    cshapiro
    Member

    good for u sac!!!

    pb and popa quit butting into WIY and Sacs convo, they are having a cyber-date because WIY is obviously not ready to ask her out yet…:)) (please note the smileys indicate sarcasm)

    #1000587
    Sacrilege
    Member

    PB

    Thats because they live in the lap of luxury, for however long they stay, w their every whim catered too. Not a bad life… aside from the old man 😉

    Chanyuk is overly fafrummet.

    #1000588
    blinky
    Participant

    someone who is ultra yeshivish in an negative way

    #1000589
    WIY
    Member

    cshapiro

    Maybe shes not ready for me to ask her out yet 😉

    #1000590
    WIY
    Member

    cshapiro

    What makes you think you can intrude on our cyber date? 😉

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