General Shmooze 2

nurse, you cant just say it. You gotta prove it.

Lol, I’m sure you’ll make a great nurse!

uh… no comment, kapusta

Hey nurse- quick question: do you have one of those little clocks sewed onto you or is that extinct?

squeak my friend

lacking parmesan aroma

fear not, my thread

is only in a coma

Lady doesn’t rhyme with maybe. Besides I might not be a lady. That might just have been some deliberate misinformation.

so forestall your elation

at least for the current generation

of this nation.

that will be your ration

for you and your friend the Haitian

so stand not upon your station

Could anybody please tell me what this group is all about?

with pleasure. General as in not specific. Shmooze as in conversations between folks. 2 as in round 1 was closed. hope this was helpful. YW Moderator-72 (unless 26 comes in and steals my edits again… :^/ )

Major Yeshivish, let me start by saying welcome to the CR! Don’t let the other mods intimidate you. This is a friendly place where we come to share opinions, stories, and any other random thing on our minds. You can head over to the New Members thread to get your official welcome. You can head over to the CR Rules thread to see the official rules. Have fun!

72- that’s how a responsible mod answers the question

26, go back to the moderators guide. no where does it say that mods need to be responsible. In the most recent version released prior to your mod final exam, it is written in the “credo of the mods” and the “affirmation to mod” passage that you read aloud to all that would listen (and not fall asleep): I, (insert number here) hereby attest to the following:

1) I have read the manual and will uphold the regulations as printed in them.

(i will skip a few to not give out everything)

…

416) I will answer questions posed from users that technically answer, but does not provide too much useful information.

417) new users asking silly questions will be given the run around to accustom them to life in the CR.

…(skipping the reaming 83 affirmations)

no where does it say that mods need to be responsible.

Yes, I think you’re proof of that.

80, the maintenance guy tells me his turtle needs to be walked again. on you way back bring me a coffee… I guess an ice coffee this time, last time it took you so long it was cold anyway…

very funny!!- that was for 72

Or I can make you a warm one after making one for myself 😉

55, tell 42 to remind 58 to tell 39 that it is their turn to tell 26 to get my suit from the cleaners. thank you

kapusta:

Of course not! We have standards you know.

58?

where was I when he joined

Dear mods. I hope that none of these Shmoozers are known to be women (or girls), as Shmoozing Stam without reason, between the two genders, even if unknown to each other, is included in Harcheik Min Hachiur Umin Hadoimeh Loi. Not trying to give a Mussar Shmooze, only making ourselves aware, including myself!

One of the modules on the Big Board is starting to overheat. I would ask everyone to try and slow down their posting rate for a few minutes, while we switch out the module for a fresh one. Thank you. mepal please pass this on to the other hot threads. Thank you.

yeah, I was just going to ask if that had anything to do with 72’s departure.

mepal

No but if the situation doesn’t improve soon we’ll have to wake 72 up again…80

ames, OUT!

80, please do! shall I say that louder? PLEASE DO! louder? PLEASE DO WAKE UP 72!!

It’s okay mepal. You can relax. The crisis is over.

and here comes the ‘big bad box’ again!

AhavasYisroel- I don’t want you to think the CR an insensitive place. Please understand that you can never be sure about anything- about any of the members here (or any anonymous site).

Keeping the shmoozing low key is always a good idea, and I respect your view on this matter.

You have to know yourself though. If you are not comfortable, please do as you see fit.

But- we really do like having you in the CR, so please stick around.

Didn’t mean to give a drosha- sorry

still here!!

lol, just delete all those!

heads up ppl- he’s the last mod out. Go to sleep

what about me?

Areivimzehlazeh, Remember what I wrote, that it is included in Harchaik Min Hachiur Umin Hadoimeh Loi, those are not my words, and their is also a Mitzva D’oiraisah of V’hoyo Machanecho Kodoish. Besides with a name like Areivimzehlazeh, I’m surprised at you. But I sure appreciate your nice words to me, Yiyasher Koichacho