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March 6, 2009 10:18 am at 10:18 am #1226486JayMatt19Participant
I had heard that a similar story happened amongst the Belz community in Yerushalayim.
The Story story goes like this:
Boy wants to marry girl.
Girl’s family has boy over for a shabbos meal (with girl not at meal).
Mother not happy with the way the boy eats, tells girl not to marry him.
Boy and girl get married to other people, each have kids.
Later on both boy and girl divorce, eventually marry each other.
Kid from boy’s original marriage then marries kid for girl’s first marriage.
(Belz later forbids bringing over potential shidduchs for shabbos meals, seriously)
I heard this from a family with a REAL connection connection to Belz and the Rebbe.
March 6, 2009 11:13 am at 11:13 am #1226487SJSinNYCMemberJoseph, actually I know one definitely had a parent who died but I think they both did.
I am honestly not sure how they walked down though.
March 6, 2009 5:00 pm at 5:00 pm #1226488moish01Memberames, both kids were from first marriages.
oomis, i also know a widow and a widower whose kids got married. a year or so later, they got married to each other. the younger couple used to laugh how they never had any arguments about where they were going for yom tov.
March 9, 2009 4:59 am at 4:59 am #1226489kapustaParticipantabout to go off the page, anyone got anything?
March 9, 2009 7:05 pm at 7:05 pm #122649022OldGoldParticipantI didn’t go on for a while but I wanted to clarify a few things.
The story of the girl getting redt to her brother…
She is one of 18 and had a brother dating at the same time as her. She has a very common last name (her husband has the same last name as her maiden name). A shadchan called her mother and said I have a boy for your daughter, she says the last name and where they live. The mother was like that’s funny cuz I checked out all the whatever’s in that area. Somehow they realized that it was her brother.
March 12, 2009 9:49 am at 9:49 am #1226494anonymouse1079ParticipantI have a story that’s a bit funny but also shows the hashgacha of Hashem. Someone who lived quite far from me (Canada) was suggested. It was difficult for me to travel then since I ha just started grad school and he also was unable to travel at that time. We never found out info about the other just that distance wouldn’t work then.
Fast forward 2 1/2 years, someone else suggests a Canadian to me. This time we both went for it. When we got engaged, the first person told me that’s who she wanted to set me up with.
March 12, 2009 3:23 pm at 3:23 pm #1226495SJSinNYCMemberDr Pepper, its the fumes from the chemicals 🙂
I grew up with her (we went to elementary school together) but different high schools. We arent close. I would feel strange calling her up after all these years to say “Who walked you down?”
March 12, 2009 6:16 pm at 6:16 pm #1226496charlie brownMemberI once heard about a guy who took a girl to the same restaurant on 2 different dates. The non-jewish waiter recognized them and asked “hey are you 2 engaged yet?” After an awkward moment of silence he says, “come on! go for it!”
March 12, 2009 6:41 pm at 6:41 pm #1226497areivimzehlazehParticipantanonymouse- welcome to the CR. Head over to the New Members thread
March 12, 2009 9:31 pm at 9:31 pm #1226498squeakParticipantThe guy in the tollbooth says, “Oh it’s you again”?
That one doesn’t work anymore because of E-Z Pass. Oh well, nothing is all good.
March 12, 2009 9:52 pm at 9:52 pm #1226499moish01Membersqueak, that one was ripped of one of those songs. forgot which one.
March 12, 2009 10:45 pm at 10:45 pm #1226500kapustaParticipantanonymouse thats where the b’sha’ah tova comes from
March 13, 2009 12:04 pm at 12:04 pm #1226501Mayan_DvashParticipantsqueak, moish, It can be found on Journeys 1, I forgot the title the cd is in my minivan’s “rotation” of cds that get played.
March 13, 2009 12:49 pm at 12:49 pm #1226502aussieboyParticipantMy sister had a friend who went out on a date with a guy and they went to a lounge. The guy excused himself to use the bathrom. A waiteress came over to the girl and told her “don’t trust him, every time i see him he is with a diffrent girl”.
It’s intresting to see shidduch dating from the non jewish point of view.
March 13, 2009 1:34 pm at 1:34 pm #1226503Mayan_DvashParticipantWe were waiting to cross a busy street in Manhattan and a guy semi-dressed-up walks over to us. I don’t remember exactly what his words were, but I gave him a few bucks and he started singing. Although at first I was a bit uncomfortable about it, I got to enjoy it. I hope she didn’t feel to awkward by the whole thing.;
March 13, 2009 2:31 pm at 2:31 pm #1226504lammed heyMemberI had a girl start singing in the car on the way home from a date!
We did not get engaged.
March 13, 2009 3:19 pm at 3:19 pm #1226505InShidduchimMemberlammed hey: that is really sad that a girl would start singing on a date. It should have been ingrained in her that you dont sing in front of men. smart choice that you didnt get engaged cuz the fact that she started singing on a date shows that she regularly is not careful to sing in front of men (and may even imply that she does it oftan). It makes me so upset that ppl are so careless about singing in front of men and make up all these heterim that they could (like if they are in a group… its NOT TRUE!)
March 13, 2009 3:50 pm at 3:50 pm #1226506squeakParticipantI know where the line is from. As I’ve made clear all over the CR, I am a big fan of Abie R. You’re not going to be able to trip me up on any of his stuff.
March 13, 2009 3:51 pm at 3:51 pm #1226507squeakParticipantP.S. ames, that was funny.
March 13, 2009 7:19 pm at 7:19 pm #1226508kapustaParticipantI think Joseph has returned as inshidduchim 😉
March 13, 2009 8:39 pm at 8:39 pm #1226509Will HillParticipantInShidduchim is of the gentler gender.
March 15, 2009 2:03 am at 2:03 am #1226510frum not crumParticipantand that has to do with?
March 15, 2009 3:14 am at 3:14 am #1226511kapustaParticipantames I DO agree with you, I was just stating my observation, since Joseph has disappeared from the CR 🙂
will hill how do you happen to know that? 🙂
March 15, 2009 3:46 am at 3:46 am #1226512JaxMemberthis happened to someone i know:
a girl is on a date, & her date’s car brakes down on the highway!!! he calls AAA & a real friendly AAA guy shows up!!! he fixes their car & off they go!!!
a few weeks later the same girl goes on a date with a different guy!!! his car too brakes down & he calls AAA!!! the AAA guy sees the date & says wow you two again!!! she turns purple & he’s all confused!!!
nope they did not get married!!! think she married the next guy though!!!
March 15, 2009 4:36 am at 4:36 am #1226513an open bookParticipantkapusta: i think she mentioned it
March 15, 2009 4:19 pm at 4:19 pm #1226515an open bookParticipantyay!!!! i’m convinced – asdf is back 😀
March 15, 2009 5:27 pm at 5:27 pm #1226516an open bookParticipantyes, it does sound familiar…
March 18, 2009 8:28 am at 8:28 am #1226517mamashtakahMemberBefore my wife and I started dating, she went out with two guys. The first had the same first name as me, and the second one’s name was my middle name. We joke that she combined the two and got me.
March 18, 2009 2:39 pm at 2:39 pm #1226518squeakParticipantames, aussieboy is teen
March 18, 2009 4:29 pm at 4:29 pm #1226519anonymisssParticipantso the first guy’s name was mamash and the second one’s name was takah? WOW!!!
~a~
March 18, 2009 4:55 pm at 4:55 pm #1226520Mayan_DvashParticipantDid you know that takah originates from Polish, tak, which means yes.;
March 18, 2009 7:24 pm at 7:24 pm #1226521myshadowMemberI just got an email with a lot of shidduch stories that were copied from this thread. I was rolling cuz I posted one of the stories and it got emailed to me
March 18, 2009 8:11 pm at 8:11 pm #1226522squeakParticipantLOL! I know this is off topic, but related to your post – I was at a kiddush one Shabbos and I was listening to a conversation next to me about the whole calendar thingie (leap second, leap day) that had just been discussed in the CR a few days before. They were really going back and forth, but not one person mentioned that their information came from the CR! And a good bit from my own little posts!
I did not participate in the conversation because I didn’t want to give away who I am to complete strangers, but I chuckled!
March 18, 2009 8:25 pm at 8:25 pm #1226523myshadowMemberlol! you prbly had fun guessing who’s who!
March 18, 2009 9:10 pm at 9:10 pm #1226524areivimzehlazehParticipantsqueak- that’s a hilarious situation! They were all thinkin the same thing!
i keep thinking this person I see pretty often is deffinitely a member here…
March 18, 2009 10:07 pm at 10:07 pm #1226525an open bookParticipantlol myshadow & squeak! thats really funny! i would have so much fun if that happened…
March 18, 2009 10:54 pm at 10:54 pm #1226526squeakParticipantdunno why, but I had the impression they were all lurkers….
March 18, 2009 11:14 pm at 11:14 pm #1226527YW Moderator-39MemberHere you go, on the house:
and
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/new-members/page/24#post-55489
March 19, 2009 4:46 pm at 4:46 pm #1226528charlie brownMemberames,
I remember seeing it before also but I’m too lazy to look for it.
March 19, 2009 4:56 pm at 4:56 pm #1226529Dr. PepperParticipantIs this it?
Does anyone remember if there is a thread for “Shidduch Horror Stories” or should I just post it here?
March 19, 2009 5:10 pm at 5:10 pm #1226530JayMatt19ParticipantJoseph once pointed out to me that you can do a search of the CR
1. Go to Google
2. Type into the search field site:theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom
3. add whatever you want to search after entering the above text
March 19, 2009 5:43 pm at 5:43 pm #1226531moish01Memberhey look at what i found!
Belev Echad
Member
HAHA okay, i just heard a new one.
this girl goes out on a first date, the guy, who’s been dating seriously for about a year, takes her to a hotel lobby.
after sitting down somewhere comfortable, he excuses himself to go to the bathroom…and while she’s waiting, a lady hotel employee rushes over to her and whispers “Honey, don’t trust this one. he comes in here with a different girl every time!!!!”
hee hee, funny to look at shidduch-dating from outsiders view!
March 19, 2009 5:44 pm at 5:44 pm #1226532moish01Memberhere i’ll put the link as proof for ames. (hope you got some sleep, ames…)
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/funny-shidduch-stories/page/3#post-43070
March 19, 2009 6:01 pm at 6:01 pm #1226533anonymisssParticipantnice, moish! btw, check out the hangman thread, this word was with you in mind.
~a~
March 19, 2009 8:12 pm at 8:12 pm #1226534aussieboyParticipantames: What did I say?
March 19, 2009 9:55 pm at 9:55 pm #1226535aussieboyParticipantames: This?
My sister had a friend who went out on a date with a guy and they went to a lounge. The guy excused himself to use the bathrom. A waiteress came over to the girl and told her “don’t trust him, every time i see him he is with a diffrent girl”.
It’s intresting to see shidduch dating from the non jewish point of view.
I dont think i have ever said this before. Deja Vu. (I think its caused because you see it and it takes a split second for your mind to register it so you think you have seen it before, or something like that.) 🙂
March 19, 2009 10:12 pm at 10:12 pm #1226536aussieboyParticipantames: OHHHH i just realized i heard it here not from my sister haha. Kind of embaressing actually. Sorry Belev Echad (who posted it first).
March 19, 2009 10:28 pm at 10:28 pm #1226537YW Moderator-72Participantames, your last post is a candidate for the following thread:
March 19, 2009 10:42 pm at 10:42 pm #1226538moish01Memberha. is it? that would be funny.
but i think we would have known, no?
March 19, 2009 10:42 pm at 10:42 pm #1226539an open bookParticipant🙂 meaning he KNOWS that, or he doesn’t???
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