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February 19, 2009 9:25 pm at 9:25 pm #1226346Dr. PepperParticipant
I highly doubt this story is true but I heard it from one of the girls I took to the top of the Marriott Marquis, who claimed it happened to one of her friends.
While her friend was also at the top of the Marriott Marquis she felt the need to remove her shoes to let her feet “air out”. Apparently she didn’t realize that the bar revolves and she had to wait 45 minutes or so until she met up with her shoes again.
If it happened to you and you’re reading this please let us know.
Thanks
February 19, 2009 10:05 pm at 10:05 pm #1226347myshadowMemberlol Dr. Pepper!! I heard that story but I think the girl was just playing with her shoes under the table like taking them on or off!
I’m not so sure it’s true because from what I remember she would have had to leave her shoes right near the window or something dunno it’s prbly not so true
February 19, 2009 10:11 pm at 10:11 pm #1226348CuriousMemberDr Pepper –
Unless she was sitting so close to the inner bar, and her shoes somehow wondered away, there’s no way that could’ve happened – the floor underneath you goes with you.
Though every time someone mentions the Marriott Marquis that story always comes up. (I heard the version where she put down her pocketbook…)
February 19, 2009 10:23 pm at 10:23 pm #1226349areivimzehlazehParticipantgetting info on the wrong person happens all the time. A cousin has the same name etc… this happened to a neighbor of mine and he got engaged to ‘the wrong’ girl
February 19, 2009 10:54 pm at 10:54 pm #1226350dunnoMemberasdfjkl: that’s hilarious!!
February 20, 2009 12:31 am at 12:31 am #1226351LAerMemberThanks, myshadow – but why? Because he waited, because he remembered, or because he said that if he had known he would’ve come rescue me?! 🙂
February 20, 2009 12:43 am at 12:43 am #1226352beaconParticipantMy friend had a date who was dropped off (by his parents) at her house…with no plan whatsoever. My friend ended up driving her car, to a place her parents suggested. Needless to say, it didn’t work out.
February 20, 2009 1:26 am at 1:26 am #1226353coke not pepsiMemberbecon – a very similar story happened to me
February 20, 2009 1:33 am at 1:33 am #1226354beaconParticipantcoke- these stories can happen more than once?? Help
February 20, 2009 1:36 am at 1:36 am #1226355JosephParticipantC’mon Curious, you’ve been in the parsha long enough to have a few stories of your own to share…
February 20, 2009 1:38 am at 1:38 am #1226356qwertyuiopMembercoke not pepsi: what happened to you.$
February 20, 2009 1:49 am at 1:49 am #1226357coke not pepsiMemberi cant say bec the whole world knows my story and they will figure out in a second who i am
February 20, 2009 1:58 am at 1:58 am #1226358chunchieMemberi liked the asdf story in elevator!!
February 20, 2009 2:25 am at 2:25 am #1226359asdfghjklParticipantthanx everyone for commenting on the story i posted!!! yeah it was hilarious, we were all rolling on the floor like crazy at that wedding!!!
areivimzehlazeh: it was before the summer time!!!
February 20, 2009 3:50 am at 3:50 am #1226360xeroxMemberasdf and LAer- just noticed urs now!! that is HILARIOUS!!! :o)
February 20, 2009 4:39 am at 4:39 am #1226361CuriousMemberJoseph – you’ve been quiet lately.
And yes, I have stories, too many. But I won’t risk someone identifying me.
February 20, 2009 5:13 am at 5:13 am #1226362asdfghjklParticipantLAer: tha’s funny!!!
SJSinNYC: ha tha’s insane-in a funny way!!!!
if i actually said a hilarious story that happened to me(not last night), every person that ever knew me would know who i am!!!!
February 20, 2009 11:48 am at 11:48 am #1226363mamashtakahMemberI went to a shadchan who set me up with a girl she had never met. The girl’s friend’s sister had boarded at the shadchan’s home for a few years, and apparently was talking about this girl all the time. The shadchan thought she was right for me, so she set it up. We dated about 3 months before we got engaged. We were engaged on Thanksgiving day, and that Sunday I took my kalla over to finally meet the shadchan!
One other funny story that also happened. The girl, at the time, lived in Flatbush. She lived with a few other girls in the upstairs of a two family home. When I first started calling her – before we even went out – I would leave messages on her answering machine, but she never called me back. Finally, I called the shadchan and explained my predicament. After finally speaking to the girl the first time, I heard “the rest of the story.” Her bedroom was the sun room, with windows all around. The room would get so hot during the day that her answering machine would overheat. She put it in the fridge to cool it down, but any messages on it were gone!
February 20, 2009 2:45 pm at 2:45 pm #1226364anonowriterParticipantA guy dating my friend backed into her father’s car as he was pulling up to the house before the date.
And her entire family was peering out the window.
February 20, 2009 7:29 pm at 7:29 pm #1226366musicloverMemberthis is actually a nice story. girl was driving home and crashed into car in front of her. the girl was hysterical and called her father. the car that she crashed into was a boy who was coming home from a date.(we heard that later on). when the father came he was very impressed with the way the boy handled the whole situation and as they say ,the rest is history. they got engaged to each other.
February 20, 2009 7:35 pm at 7:35 pm #1226367asdfghjklParticipantmamashtakah: ha funny!!
anonowriter: that’s a good one!!!
February 20, 2009 8:01 pm at 8:01 pm #1226368JustAGirlMemberAbout the heels in the grates: How’s this? WEAR FLATS!!!!!!!!! Is that such a sin?!
I also have plenty o’ stories….like one guy who suggested we take a walk after dinner. We realized it was raining. He ran ahead of me and shouted “Hurry up, Hurry up!! not minding the fact that he was crossing against the light, risking being run over by a bus…
February 20, 2009 8:33 pm at 8:33 pm #1226369dunnoMembermusiclover: now that’s a cute story!
February 22, 2009 1:00 am at 1:00 am #1226370asdfghjklParticipantmusiclover: cute one!!!
February 22, 2009 2:45 am at 2:45 am #1226371syriansephardiMemberJust a girl: heels make an outfit so much prettier, there’s nothing wrong with flats but on a date u usually should go with the heels…
February 22, 2009 5:30 am at 5:30 am #1226372xeroxMembermusiclover- good one!! :o)
February 23, 2009 12:56 am at 12:56 am #1226375bored@work2ParticipantA guy i went out with started to tell me the “funniest story” that happened to him when he was doing community service. I was like uhm….why exactly were u doing community service?!?!?!? lol. And no, i didnt marry him!!!!!
February 23, 2009 2:07 am at 2:07 am #1226376asdfghjklParticipantbored@work2: welcome back!!! ha that’s hilarious!!!
February 23, 2009 5:27 am at 5:27 am #1226379anonymisssParticipantbored@work, welcome back to the cr!!!! We missed you and lol, that is funny!!!!
~a~
February 23, 2009 6:14 am at 6:14 am #1226380qwertyuiopMemberbored@work2: why didn’t you marry him??$ jk 🙂
February 23, 2009 8:46 pm at 8:46 pm #1226381areivimzehlazehParticipantmusiclover- I know the ppl that happened to…
February 23, 2009 9:42 pm at 9:42 pm #1226382Dr. PepperParticipantSome posters have written that they are reluctant to share some funny stories since then they will reveal their identity.
Please, we all like a good laugh, just say it happened to someone you know.
Here’s one that happened to someone I know (it really wasn’t me).
This friend of mine borrowed his brothers car for the date and his brother warned him that if anything happens to the car, even if it’s not his fault, he’s in big trouble. When he was returning to the car after the date he thought he saw a few teenagers opening the doors and getting in. He started running and screaming, “don’t you dear touch my car”. The boys backed off terrified until he realized that his brothers car was a few cars ahead.
He then went back to the bewildered girl and apologized. She said it was O.K. and now she has a funny story to tell her friends.
February 23, 2009 11:23 pm at 11:23 pm #1226383kapustaParticipantsomeone once told me (this really didnt happen to me, heard it from someone who heard it etc) that her sisters mother in law went out with her father
February 24, 2009 1:52 am at 1:52 am #1226384CuriousMemberDitto areivim. I know the girl. Heard they had at the vort a cake decorated with 2 cars colliding. 😉
February 24, 2009 2:36 am at 2:36 am #1226386anonymisssParticipantames and kapusta, lol!!!!!
~a~
February 24, 2009 2:40 am at 2:40 am #1226387asdfghjklParticipantDr. Pepper: ha good one!!!
February 24, 2009 8:04 am at 8:04 am #1226388PhyllisMemberA boy was due to pick up my sister at night. During the day he tried and tried and was unable to rent a car. The shadchan called my father and asked if the boy could borrow his car. So when the boy came to pick up my sister, my father handed him the keys!!!
They didnt end up getting engaged but I am sure the boy was mortified!!!
February 24, 2009 8:07 am at 8:07 am #1226389qwertyuiopMemberphyliss; that’s pretty funny.$
February 24, 2009 8:08 am at 8:08 am #1226390asdfghjklParticipantPhyllis: ha good one!!! welcome back!!!!!!!
February 24, 2009 1:50 pm at 1:50 pm #1226393amichaiParticipantasdf, what really happened?
February 24, 2009 6:13 pm at 6:13 pm #1226394bored@workParticipantbored@work2, sorry that you were unable to create an original screen name but please do not copy mine, people think that we are the same people. but we are not!! I do not know who she is!
February 24, 2009 6:45 pm at 6:45 pm #1226395bored@work2Participantbored@work, actually i was not trying to copy u. every username i tried didnt work and for some reason that one went through. but im done in the CR. its just a waste of time….so u can have ur identity back!!!! sorry!!!!
February 24, 2009 7:11 pm at 7:11 pm #1226396SJSinNYCMemberAm I the only one that feels like its the same person talking back and forth? LOL, it made me laugh 🙂
February 24, 2009 7:48 pm at 7:48 pm #1226397Belev EchadParticipantHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
hahahahhahahah
hee hee
heh heh
ha.
okay i just heard another funny story- typical 3rd date, he takes her to a restaurant, it’s a nice place, they sit down to eat, there’s a beautiful lit candle on the table, as she’s scanning the menu trying to decide what to eat she smells smoke, is trying to figure out where its coming from, has no clue so keeps reading till she sees her whole menu’s in flames, she screams and drops the menu, now tablecloth starts, a waitress runs to get a fire extinguisher, meanwhile the guy plays fireman and dumps the water pitcher all over it, effectively dousing the girl as well. hahahaha. dont know if they got married or not.
February 24, 2009 7:51 pm at 7:51 pm #1226398baal kishronParticipantHa mad funny btw this is by far my favorite thread
February 24, 2009 7:54 pm at 7:54 pm #1226399areivimzehlazehParticipantthat is hilarious!
February 25, 2009 12:23 am at 12:23 am #1226400asdfghjklParticipantjoseph & amichai: last night at 3am with our new mod39, updates where so fast!!! i was just havin fun by editing & deteting my post there!!! no it wasn’t an imbaressing story there!!!
ha ha with the boreds at work!!!!
February 25, 2009 1:13 am at 1:13 am #1226401skatesMemberBelev Echad…that story is hard to believe…u sure its true?? lol
February 25, 2009 1:45 am at 1:45 am #1226402JosephParticipantasdf, then tell us an embarrassing incident that did happen on a date of yours.
February 25, 2009 2:07 am at 2:07 am #1226403qwertyuiopMemberBelev Echad: that’s funny!$
bored@work: why don’t you come back??$
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