Funny Shidduch Stories

I.M Here: tell me about it!!

ames- when you’re on the other side of the fence it’s a whole different experience 😉

An open book thanx 🙂

kapusta: he should be very easy to spot, if i remember correctly his hair is green.

sure. it’s not like i don’t have anything better to do tonight. (i wish)

anonymisss: k but we’re gonna look out for you tomorrow 😉

kapusta, ;P

I wonder how jax is doing?

~a~

ya but there better then restaurants where u see the world

Jax, how was it?

*kapusta*

an open book: ha yeah green hair as areivim once put it! now actual CR Trivia is to remember the real color of it! 😉

Would having your hair being blue improve chances? 😉

Hi Jax 🙂

Perhaps we should compile a listing of the various hair colours, along with a statistical analysis of the chances 😉 (could lead to some very interesting ‘new trends’)

jax: hey really it’s blond, right?

it just looks green when hes around a mirror and all the money is reflected from his wallet.

*kapusta*

kapusta: gooood one there! 😉

aob: Hi! we should!

I think we’re closing in now. CR crowds should please stand back while we complete the final investigations.

*kapusta*

anonymisss is here;P

~a~

outoftowner, why didn’t you drive instead?

Heard this from the poor guy who it happened to in BMG.

So , he took out this girl to Manhattan – a day date – , went here and there and they had a great time. I think it was their second date. Anyway – at the last minute when he’s about to end the date – she asked if she could see ground zero. She was an out-of-towner.

So he tried to hail a cab but it was rush hour – half hour later he realizes that he’s getting close to skiah. What to do? So he tells her – no more ground zero , gotta pray. But where? Starbucks? He calls his Uncle who’s a Sr. Partner at some high powered firm and asks him. He says, you’re two blocks away from my firm – on times square! – and we’re davening Mincha soon. Call along, I’ll tell security to let you in.

They walk two blocks and there is the fifty story building. Security asks for ID. Yes, they have clearance to come in. But they must be photographed first! Um…nu, she’s a good bais Yakov maidel – she tells him to get photographed first, and run to mincha. They photograph him – but here’s the punchline. You get a barcoded id pin that you have to wear and the elevator has no buttons – you insert your barcode and it brings to were you have authorization to go. He gets his pass – it says he has a meeting w/his uncle on floor 9. Gevaltdik. Must be mincha. He slips it into the elevator. After a minute, a frum looking guy walks in, and sees the yeshiva guy dressed in a suit with a hat. He tells him he’s going to mincha. “No! Everyday we have it in a different conference room. Today – it’s in floor 10. Don’t worry though. Now you’re my client. Come on – Skiah!” SO he runs with this lawyer to floor 10, finds a minyan of lawyers, and happily davens mincha. He notices his uncle is not there yet….

Meanwhile , downstairs, the poor maidel got photographed and issued a pass. To floor 9 with her dates uncle. No, she says, she rather wait down here. Security says no way. Either to your meeting , or get lost. She’s not sure what to do, when the phone. It’s the uncle. “Did you send up my nephew” “yes sir, to floor 9” “YOU IDIOT! FLOOR 10!” Security had messed up. “We’ve got to find him!” they say. “Here – you know what he looks like – come with us” Two huge security guards escorted this poor to floor 9, where they did a cubicle by cubicle search for her poor date. After ten minutes, one them wonders if he made it to floor ten. Maybe he met another person going to afternoon services? They go floor ten, just as the guy is running out of mincha, not waiting for chazaras hashatz, the security guard grabs the girl by the arm and says “Honey! It’s your boyfriend!”…

They did not get married.

The security guard was fired.

mistertoad: awesome story! i loved it!

dr. pepper: where are ya been pal!?

BS”D

Not really a shidduch story like the rest – but did anyone else know that the Ku Klutz Karta’s first trip to Iran was the result of the work of a deaf, aging shadchan?

You see, Ahmadinejad wanted to marry a Jewish girl from a good wannabe kanoi family, so he called a shadchan in NK Monsey and asked him to send over a few of his best prospects.

The shadchan (some say it was Moishe Ber Beck himself) misunderstood and thought Mad Mahmoud wanted to marry off his daughter.

So, he sent over six of the least appealing bochurim on his list, and the rest was history. M.A.F. was Mad Mahmoud’s first choice and they were together for a while but M.A.F. did tshive and no longer goes to Iran. Now Mad Mahmoud is in a relationship with Aharon Cohen who is presently over there where he belongs.

A chuppa is planned but it has to be constructed 50 amois high….

blev echad, that’s HORRIFYING! poor girl.

and here we have it – sure proof that mepal’s a girl & will hill’s a guy.

Will Hill: you had a bad hair day once on a date?! btw are you the will hill that was asdfghjkl’s sponsor way back?!