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February 1, 2011 4:27 am at 4:27 am #1163659yossi z.Member
Those of you who THINK you know everything are annoying to those of us who do
June 16, 2011 3:00 am at 3:00 am #1163660GumBallMemberIf theirs a will i wanna be in it…!!!! LOL
June 16, 2011 3:37 am at 3:37 am #1163661TheGoqParticipantwell gumball my high school rebbe had a different take
he said where theres a will theres relatives!
June 16, 2011 12:03 pm at 12:03 pm #1163662GumBallMemberThe Goq-LOL!!
June 16, 2011 2:35 pm at 2:35 pm #1163663cleverjewishpunMember“My gun has killed less people then Ted Kennedy’s car”
January 19, 2012 4:32 am at 4:32 am #1163664sternbergerMemberbarack, im ba-roke
January 19, 2012 5:22 am at 5:22 am #1163665govoah the best campMemberdon’t bother honking
im deaf & blind lol
January 19, 2012 5:31 am at 5:31 am #1163666always runs with scissors fastParticipantMeat : THe diseased and rotting flesh of a dead animal.
January 19, 2012 6:33 am at 6:33 am #1163667MDGParticipantI want to die in sleep like grandpa.
And not like his screaming passengers.
January 19, 2012 2:14 pm at 2:14 pm #1163668AinOhdMilvadoParticipantGuns don’t Kill People.
Drivers Texting Kill People!
Smoking Cures Cancer!
January 19, 2012 5:48 pm at 5:48 pm #1163669AinOhdMilvadoParticipantI got a 9mm handgun for my wife.
Pretty good trade – huh?
January 20, 2012 12:26 am at 12:26 am #1163670chocandpatienceMembersee you later, overtaker, i’m an undertaker
January 25, 2012 4:26 am at 4:26 am #1163671govoah the best campMemberHas anyone seen a bumper sticker that say “I had a blast at camp govoah during hurricane irene” GO GOVOAH!!! check out videos on youtube just type in camp govoah or call 917-734-4495
January 25, 2012 2:12 pm at 2:12 pm #1163672real-briskerMembergovoah – Am I smelling free adverisement?
January 29, 2012 6:17 pm at 6:17 pm #1163673realtalkMemberObama, keep your change and give us back our money
my kids drive me crazy, i drive them everywhere else
February 2, 2012 4:49 am at 4:49 am #1163675real-briskerMemberMODS – I am not sure why you are allowing free advertising here.
August 9, 2012 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm #1163677ursketchingMembersome people are like clouds- when they disappear its a brighter day
August 9, 2012 11:31 pm at 11:31 pm #1163678Doodle-Man™MemberWhy is it that whenever I’m reading an old thread it gets bumped?!
August 9, 2012 11:42 pm at 11:42 pm #1163679🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantThat would be a pretty funny bump-er sticker
August 10, 2012 1:04 am at 1:04 am #1163680musicaldignityMemberSave your money: someday it might be worth something
August 10, 2012 2:15 am at 2:15 am #1163681ShowjoeMemberwatch out! i’m late for drivers ed!
August 10, 2012 5:03 am at 5:03 am #1163682yitayningwutParticipantSave a cow – eat a vegetarian.
August 10, 2012 12:34 pm at 12:34 pm #1163683ursketchingMembersometimes i wake up grumpy, other times i let him sleep
August 10, 2012 1:24 pm at 1:24 pm #1163684ChachamParticipantPETA=People Eat Tasty Animals
August 10, 2012 1:57 pm at 1:57 pm #1163685Doodle-Man™MemberThat would be a pretty funny bump-er sticker
August 10, 2012 6:01 pm at 6:01 pm #1163686ursketchingMembertake my advice-i dont use it anyway
August 12, 2012 3:07 pm at 3:07 pm #1163687ChortkovParticipant“No illegal immigrants left in this vehicle overnight” — at the back of a banged up dirty van that could have been imported from anywhere…
August 16, 2012 9:03 pm at 9:03 pm #1163688ursketchingMemberwho says nothing is impossible? i’ve been doing it my whole life
August 23, 2012 7:53 pm at 7:53 pm #1163689Burnt SteakParticipantsome good ones
The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.
September 14, 2012 1:24 am at 1:24 am #1163690ursketchingMemberi’m in shape-round iS A shape.
November 5, 2012 3:19 am at 3:19 am #1163692funnyboneParticipantI’ve used all my sick days…so I called in dead!
November 5, 2012 4:59 am at 4:59 am #1163693Da Hollyvooda RebbaMemberYou keep the GUNS, You keep the FREEDOM, You keep the MONEY, I’ll keep the CHANGE
November 5, 2012 7:19 pm at 7:19 pm #1163694BaalHaboozeParticipant“You’re a feminist? Isn’t that precious!”
“The closer you get, the slower I drive”
November 6, 2012 7:53 pm at 7:53 pm #1163695Z-ZONEMemberi ran out of sick days so i called in dead
November 9, 2012 2:05 am at 2:05 am #1163696ursketchingMembermoney isn’t everything. theres mastercard and visa
January 21, 2013 9:56 pm at 9:56 pm #1163697knakerParticipantA good friend is sorry he got you into jail, a real friend is sitting next to you saying ‘darn, that was fun!’
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July 7, 2014 2:40 am at 2:40 am #1163698👑RebYidd23ParticipantMy other bumper sticker is funny.
July 7, 2014 6:06 pm at 6:06 pm #1163699Hey Dash Here’s your signature lineParticipant1. honk if parts fall off.
2. if practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect why practice?
I love funny bumper stickers.
July 7, 2014 7:41 pm at 7:41 pm #1163700SayIDidIt™ParticipantNot a bumper sticker but a baby’s bib:
Supper is on me!
SiDi™
July 7, 2014 10:04 pm at 10:04 pm #1163701yehudayonaParticipantI’m not a nag, I’m a motivational speaker.
July 7, 2014 11:34 pm at 11:34 pm #1163702SayIDidIt™ParticipantOf course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice
I’ll kill for A Nobel Peace Prize
I can handle pain until it hurts
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have
If you don’t like the news, go out and make some
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
SiDi™
September 29, 2014 8:55 am at 8:55 am #1163703cozimjewishMember-This is a stupid yellow sign.
-Who CARES who’s on board?!
October 2, 2014 2:48 am at 2:48 am #1163704no nonsenseParticipantI am retired. I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.
August 9, 2016 2:23 pm at 2:23 pm #1163705nachumbergParticipantIf Your Following Me We’re Both Lost
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