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Those of you who THINK you know everything are annoying to those of us who do
If theirs a will i wanna be in it…!!!! LOL
well gumball my high school rebbe had a different take
he said where theres a will theres relatives!
The Goq-LOL!!
“My gun has killed less people then Ted Kennedy’s car”
barack, im ba-roke
don’t bother honking
im deaf & blind lol
Meat : THe diseased and rotting flesh of a dead animal.
I want to die in sleep like grandpa.
And not like his screaming passengers.
Guns don’t Kill People.
Drivers Texting Kill People!
Smoking Cures Cancer!
I got a 9mm handgun for my wife.
Pretty good trade – huh?
see you later, overtaker, i’m an undertaker
Has anyone seen a bumper sticker that say “I had a blast at camp govoah during hurricane irene” GO GOVOAH!!! check out videos on youtube just type in camp govoah or call 917-734-4495
govoah – Am I smelling free adverisement?
Obama, keep your change and give us back our money
my kids drive me crazy, i drive them everywhere else
MODS – I am not sure why you are allowing free advertising here.
some people are like clouds- when they disappear its a brighter day
Why is it that whenever I’m reading an old thread it gets bumped?!
That would be a pretty funny bump-er sticker
Save your money: someday it might be worth something
watch out! i’m late for drivers ed!
Save a cow – eat a vegetarian.
sometimes i wake up grumpy, other times i let him sleep
PETA=People Eat Tasty Animals
That would be a pretty funny bump-er sticker
take my advice-i dont use it anyway
“No illegal immigrants left in this vehicle overnight” — at the back of a banged up dirty van that could have been imported from anywhere…
who says nothing is impossible? i’ve been doing it my whole life
some good ones
The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.
i’m in shape-round iS A shape.
I’ve used all my sick days…so I called in dead!
You keep the GUNS, You keep the FREEDOM, You keep the MONEY, I’ll keep the CHANGE
“You’re a feminist? Isn’t that precious!”
“The closer you get, the slower I drive”
i ran out of sick days so i called in dead
money isn’t everything. theres mastercard and visa
A good friend is sorry he got you into jail, a real friend is sitting next to you saying ‘darn, that was fun!’
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My other bumper sticker is funny.
1. honk if parts fall off.
2. if practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect why practice?
I love funny bumper stickers.
Not a bumper sticker but a baby’s bib:
Supper is on me!
SiDi™
I’m not a nag, I’m a motivational speaker.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice
I’ll kill for A Nobel Peace Prize
I can handle pain until it hurts
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have
If you don’t like the news, go out and make some
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
SiDi™
-This is a stupid yellow sign.
-Who CARES who’s on board?!
I am retired. I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.
If Your Following Me We’re Both Lost
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