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mbd: those are awesome ones! love them both! & welcome to the CR! join the fun!
“If u get any closer I”ll slap u”
“Crack a smile,
I’ll pay for the stitches!”
hey ambush, like that one 🙂
ambush- xcellent!
Thanks guys, those were great!
here are some funny ones,
YOUR VILLAGE CALLED.
THEY’RE LOOKING FOR THEIR IDIOT
BEER: NOW CHEAPER THAN GASOLINE
SO DON’T DRIVE… DRINK
LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
LIFE GOES FASTER NEAR THE END
EVERYONE IS BORN RIGHT-HANDED
ONLY THE GIFTED OVERCOME IT
MOSHIACH IS COMING
LOOK BUSY
(i edited this one)
LET’S FACE IT
YOUR ONLY HOPE IS THE LOTTERY
MONEY TALKS
MINE ALWAYS SAYS GOODBYE
I WAS BORN ON THE WRONG
SIDE OF THE BED
BACK OFF!
I’M A POSTAL WORKER.
I AM NOBODY. NOBODY IS PERFECT.
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT.
IF THE SCREAMS FROM MY TRUNK
BOTHER YOU
TURN UP YOUR RADIO
CAUTION
BLONDE THINKING
Here are some very funny, very true, Politcal Bumper Stickers.
Enjoy!
I’ve Had Enough Change
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!
OBUMMER!
Vote Democrat
It’s easier than working!
January 20, 2013
END OF AN ERROR
I’d Rather Be Right
Than Politically Correct!
Why are Peace Activists so Violent?
Right Wing Whacko
Clinging to Guns and Religion
Democrats Hard on Fetuses,
Soft on Terrorists
Liberals: Have You Hugged Sadaam Today?
DEMOCRATS – Making the World safe for TERRORISTS
bein_hasdorim: ROTL! those were amazing!
thanks!
wow bein_hasdorim! Great ones! Keep ’em comin!
Thanks!
here are some more,
Liberals: French for Cowards
I’D RATHER…
you be doing something else too!
Denial Works For Me
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
am I repeating myself?
being redundant?
saying things over & over?
STIMULATE THE ECONOMY
IMPEACH OBAMA
DON’T BLAME ME
I didn’t vote for him
I’m THAT guy!
& my favorite,
On Time, is When I Get There!
“I’m THAT guy!”
I like!
yeah, i saved the best ones for last. 🙂
I have a little sign in my room: I used to never finish anything, but now I
nurse, thats like the one:
always check carefully to make sure you didnt any words out. 😉
nurse, that would irk the daylights out of me!
lol kapusta thats funny!
those 2 are really cute!
similar to the one
“plan ahead”- and the last e and d are squished at the end because there’s no room!
and i sure agree with mepal! Boy that would be irksome!
nurse, you still laughing? the frog choir cant go on without you… 😉
I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but we’re OK now.
My kid is an honor student
and my president is an Idiot!
If there’s a sucker born every minute
then I have a LOT of clones!
Ever stop to think
and forget to start again?
If at first you don’t succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried
and my favorites
The sooner you fall behind,
the more time you’ll have to catch up
Two wrongs are only the beginning
b_h, great ones!
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but 3 lefts do!
;
So.. you’re for abortion,
but against killing terrorists?
I want YOU
to speak ENGLISH
(with a picture of uncle sam pointing)
If I passed you on the right
your’e in the wrong lane!
The Closer You Get
The Slower I’ll Drive
by reading this
you wave your rights to sue me
REPUBLICAN
because not everyone can be on welfare
Somewhere in Kenya
hides Obama’s true
BIRTH CERTIFICATE
The Second Amendment
The Original Homeland Security
FREEDOM
born july 4, 1776
died november 4, 2008
So, how’s that
“hope” & “change”
workin out for you?
Very good, b_h!
Hwy, who allowed the Bumper Sticker thread to get “bumped” off the home page?
stupidity in not a handicap park yourself elsewhere
Goldie, I like that one!
GoldieLoxx, I used to think like that, but then I came up with “not all handicaps have to be physical.”
;
A gr8 bumper sticker:
Keep the CHANGE, we want the MONEY!
I like!!
Sorry guys, you aint gonna get either….
Free Michelle Obama!
Don’t crash this party.
Falling Muffler Zone.
Yes, it is a Pinto, No, this is not as fast as I can go.
Someone stuck my car onto this bumper sticker.
What is the meaning of life? (answer on front bumper)
I wasn’t put on earth to test your reflexes.
Don’t follow me, I lose all sense of direction when drunk.
No brakes, get as close as you like.
Oink if you’re a road hog.
New member: Kamikaze club.
Driver carries only $20.00 in ammunition
Nothing inside worth dying for.
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still Dumb.
I Just Got A Gun For My Wife – Best Trade I Ever Made.
now dated:
I wish I lived in New York so I could vote against Hillary.
LOL! Very good!
I am not passing judgment, I just think you’re stupid.
Yes, you are special, that’s why the men in white coats are coming for you.
I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk! – Homer Simpson
I have the answer in my head, I just haven’t found it yet
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
If everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane!
Excuse me… have you seen my sanity… I think I lost it.
Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied
TO PLANT A GARDEN IS TO BELIEVE IN TOMORROW
and my all time favorite (it’s a bit arcane, of a geological bent) –
REUNITE GONDWANALAND
ronrsr- thanks for bringing this thread back into existence! i missed it! all of these r gr8!
I may be drunk and you may be ugly, but in the morning I’ll wake up sober 🙂
Sticks and stones are hard on bones,
aimed with angry art
words can sting like anything,
but silence breaks the heart.
-Phyllis Mcgenlee
no hope in dope
i saw this one on an old lady’s car ”in life you work hard- then you die”
If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Defeat Osama, Obama, and Chelsea’s mama!
Vegetarian – old Indian word for “Lousy Hunter.”
Good. We have a new president. No more wars or stupid spending.
Will work for fuel.
Ambition is a poor excuse not to be lazy.
For fast relief, take two tablets (drawing of Moses holding up 10 commandments.)
Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
I thought about being an atheist, but there weren’t enough holidays.
and my recent favorite:
Bumperstickers are frivolous.
My favorite is from last summer:
Make aliyah now – he may win (with a pic of Obama)
-I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you
-I have kleptomania, but when it gets really bad I take something for it
-sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough
-suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
-my short-term memory isn’t as sharp as it used to be. also, my short-term memory isn’t as sharp as it used to be
-a bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
-I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other
-money isn’t everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch
-whoever said money can’t buy happiness just doesn’t know where to shop
-reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
-courdory pillows are making headlines!
-I want to die while asleep like my grandfather. not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car
They say i have A.D.H.D.
they just dont understand…
Oh look, a squirrel!
Squirrels…
Nature’s little speed bumps!
G-d wants spritual fruits
not religious nuts
How’s my driving?
Dial 0116 999 862 738 345 621 4
bh- huh?
bh- oh was this on your car?
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