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June 17, 2009 5:35 am at 5:35 am #1163547JaxMember
mbd: those are awesome ones! love them both! & welcome to the CR! join the fun!
June 17, 2009 10:33 pm at 10:33 pm #1163548mbdMember“If u get any closer I”ll slap u”
June 19, 2009 4:17 am at 4:17 am #1163549ambushParticipant“Crack a smile,
I’ll pay for the stitches!”
June 19, 2009 1:24 pm at 1:24 pm #1163550yiddishmeidelMemberhey ambush, like that one 🙂
June 19, 2009 5:19 pm at 5:19 pm #1163551areivimzehlazehParticipantambush- xcellent!
June 23, 2009 6:29 am at 6:29 am #1163552bein_hasdorimParticipantThanks guys, those were great!
here are some funny ones,
YOUR VILLAGE CALLED.
THEY’RE LOOKING FOR THEIR IDIOT
BEER: NOW CHEAPER THAN GASOLINE
SO DON’T DRIVE… DRINK
LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
LIFE GOES FASTER NEAR THE END
EVERYONE IS BORN RIGHT-HANDED
ONLY THE GIFTED OVERCOME IT
MOSHIACH IS COMING
LOOK BUSY
(i edited this one)
LET’S FACE IT
YOUR ONLY HOPE IS THE LOTTERY
MONEY TALKS
MINE ALWAYS SAYS GOODBYE
I WAS BORN ON THE WRONG
SIDE OF THE BED
BACK OFF!
I’M A POSTAL WORKER.
I AM NOBODY. NOBODY IS PERFECT.
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT.
IF THE SCREAMS FROM MY TRUNK
BOTHER YOU
TURN UP YOUR RADIO
CAUTION
BLONDE THINKING
June 24, 2009 4:55 am at 4:55 am #1163553bein_hasdorimParticipantHere are some very funny, very true, Politcal Bumper Stickers.
Enjoy!
I’ve Had Enough Change
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!
OBUMMER!
Vote Democrat
It’s easier than working!
January 20, 2013
END OF AN ERROR
I’d Rather Be Right
Than Politically Correct!
Why are Peace Activists so Violent?
Right Wing Whacko
Clinging to Guns and Religion
Democrats Hard on Fetuses,
Soft on Terrorists
Liberals: Have You Hugged Sadaam Today?
DEMOCRATS – Making the World safe for TERRORISTS
June 24, 2009 5:20 am at 5:20 am #1163554JaxMemberbein_hasdorim: ROTL! those were amazing!
June 24, 2009 4:28 pm at 4:28 pm #1163555bein_hasdorimParticipantthanks!
June 24, 2009 4:51 pm at 4:51 pm #1163556mepalMemberwow bein_hasdorim! Great ones! Keep ’em comin!
June 29, 2009 4:47 am at 4:47 am #1163559bein_hasdorimParticipantThanks!
here are some more,
Liberals: French for Cowards
I’D RATHER…
you be doing something else too!
Denial Works For Me
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
am I repeating myself?
being redundant?
saying things over & over?
STIMULATE THE ECONOMY
IMPEACH OBAMA
DON’T BLAME ME
I didn’t vote for him
I’m THAT guy!
& my favorite,
On Time, is When I Get There!
June 29, 2009 7:29 pm at 7:29 pm #1163560areivimzehlazehParticipant“I’m THAT guy!”
I like!
June 29, 2009 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm #1163561bein_hasdorimParticipantyeah, i saved the best ones for last. 🙂
June 30, 2009 12:40 am at 12:40 am #1163563July 2, 2009 2:36 am at 2:36 am #1163565the.nurseMemberI have a little sign in my room: I used to never finish anything, but now I
July 2, 2009 3:15 am at 3:15 am #1163566kapustaParticipantnurse, thats like the one:
always check carefully to make sure you didnt any words out. 😉
July 2, 2009 2:22 pm at 2:22 pm #1163567mepalMembernurse, that would irk the daylights out of me!
July 2, 2009 4:00 pm at 4:00 pm #1163568the.nurseMemberlol kapusta thats funny!
July 2, 2009 9:58 pm at 9:58 pm #1163569ambushParticipantthose 2 are really cute!
similar to the one
“plan ahead”- and the last e and d are squished at the end because there’s no room!
and i sure agree with mepal! Boy that would be irksome!
July 2, 2009 10:47 pm at 10:47 pm #1163570July 5, 2009 9:08 pm at 9:08 pm #1163571July 8, 2009 8:14 pm at 8:14 pm #1163572bein_hasdorimParticipantMy kid is an honor student
and my president is an Idiot!
If there’s a sucker born every minute
then I have a LOT of clones!
Ever stop to think
and forget to start again?
If at first you don’t succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried
and my favorites
The sooner you fall behind,
the more time you’ll have to catch up
Two wrongs are only the beginning
July 8, 2009 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #1163573July 9, 2009 3:53 pm at 3:53 pm #1163574Mayan_DvashParticipantTwo wrongs don’t make a right, but 3 lefts do!
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July 12, 2009 7:05 pm at 7:05 pm #1163575bein_hasdorimParticipantSo.. you’re for abortion,
but against killing terrorists?
I want YOU
to speak ENGLISH
(with a picture of uncle sam pointing)
If I passed you on the right
your’e in the wrong lane!
The Closer You Get
The Slower I’ll Drive
by reading this
you wave your rights to sue me
REPUBLICAN
because not everyone can be on welfare
Somewhere in Kenya
hides Obama’s true
BIRTH CERTIFICATE
The Second Amendment
The Original Homeland Security
FREEDOM
born july 4, 1776
died november 4, 2008
So, how’s that
“hope” & “change”
workin out for you?
July 13, 2009 12:44 am at 12:44 am #1163576mepalMemberVery good, b_h!
July 15, 2009 10:05 pm at 10:05 pm #1163577d aMemberHwy, who allowed the Bumper Sticker thread to get “bumped” off the home page?
July 26, 2009 7:11 pm at 7:11 pm #1163578GoldieLoxxMemberstupidity in not a handicap park yourself elsewhere
July 26, 2009 10:46 pm at 10:46 pm #1163579July 27, 2009 4:39 pm at 4:39 pm #1163580Mayan_DvashParticipantGoldieLoxx, I used to think like that, but then I came up with “not all handicaps have to be physical.”
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September 4, 2009 1:46 am at 1:46 am #1163581Rachel613MemberA gr8 bumper sticker:
Keep the CHANGE, we want the MONEY!
September 4, 2009 1:56 pm at 1:56 pm #1163582areivimzehlazehParticipantI like!!
September 4, 2009 2:21 pm at 2:21 pm #1163583mepalMemberSorry guys, you aint gonna get either….
October 8, 2009 4:56 pm at 4:56 pm #1163584ronrsrMemberFree Michelle Obama!
Don’t crash this party.
Falling Muffler Zone.
Yes, it is a Pinto, No, this is not as fast as I can go.
Someone stuck my car onto this bumper sticker.
What is the meaning of life? (answer on front bumper)
I wasn’t put on earth to test your reflexes.
Don’t follow me, I lose all sense of direction when drunk.
No brakes, get as close as you like.
Oink if you’re a road hog.
New member: Kamikaze club.
October 8, 2009 5:01 pm at 5:01 pm #1163585ronrsrMemberDriver carries only $20.00 in ammunition
Nothing inside worth dying for.
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still Dumb.
I Just Got A Gun For My Wife – Best Trade I Ever Made.
now dated:
I wish I lived in New York so I could vote against Hillary.
October 8, 2009 6:02 pm at 6:02 pm #1163586mepalMemberLOL! Very good!
October 8, 2009 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #1163587Pashuteh YidMemberI am not passing judgment, I just think you’re stupid.
Yes, you are special, that’s why the men in white coats are coming for you.
October 8, 2009 8:05 pm at 8:05 pm #1163588ronrsrMemberI’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk! – Homer Simpson
I have the answer in my head, I just haven’t found it yet
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
If everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane!
Excuse me… have you seen my sanity… I think I lost it.
Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied
TO PLANT A GARDEN IS TO BELIEVE IN TOMORROW
and my all time favorite (it’s a bit arcane, of a geological bent) –
REUNITE GONDWANALAND
October 8, 2009 8:20 pm at 8:20 pm #1163589FunnyBunnyMemberronrsr- thanks for bringing this thread back into existence! i missed it! all of these r gr8!
October 8, 2009 8:38 pm at 8:38 pm #1163590bygirl31MemberI may be drunk and you may be ugly, but in the morning I’ll wake up sober 🙂
October 8, 2009 9:58 pm at 9:58 pm #1163591ronrsrMemberSticks and stones are hard on bones,
aimed with angry art
words can sting like anything,
but silence breaks the heart.
-Phyllis Mcgenlee
October 9, 2009 4:03 am at 4:03 am #1163592pookieMemberno hope in dope
October 9, 2009 4:04 am at 4:04 am #1163593pookieMemberi saw this one on an old lady’s car ”in life you work hard- then you die”
October 9, 2009 7:16 pm at 7:16 pm #1163594ronrsrMemberIf you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
October 9, 2009 7:51 pm at 7:51 pm #1163595ronrsrMemberDefeat Osama, Obama, and Chelsea’s mama!
Vegetarian – old Indian word for “Lousy Hunter.”
Good. We have a new president. No more wars or stupid spending.
Will work for fuel.
Ambition is a poor excuse not to be lazy.
For fast relief, take two tablets (drawing of Moses holding up 10 commandments.)
Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
I thought about being an atheist, but there weren’t enough holidays.
and my recent favorite:
Bumperstickers are frivolous.
October 12, 2009 12:02 pm at 12:02 pm #1163596haifagirlParticipantMy favorite is from last summer:
Make aliyah now – he may win (with a pic of Obama)
October 12, 2009 4:53 pm at 4:53 pm #1163597bygirl31Member-I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you
-I have kleptomania, but when it gets really bad I take something for it
-sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough
-suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
-my short-term memory isn’t as sharp as it used to be. also, my short-term memory isn’t as sharp as it used to be
-a bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
-I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other
-money isn’t everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch
-whoever said money can’t buy happiness just doesn’t know where to shop
-reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
-courdory pillows are making headlines!
-I want to die while asleep like my grandfather. not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car
October 12, 2009 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm #1163598bein_hasdorimParticipantThey say i have A.D.H.D.
they just dont understand…
Oh look, a squirrel!
Squirrels…
Nature’s little speed bumps!
G-d wants spritual fruits
not religious nuts
How’s my driving?
Dial 0116 999 862 738 345 621 4
October 13, 2009 12:02 am at 12:02 am #1163599sunflowerMemberbh- huh?
October 13, 2009 12:03 am at 12:03 am #1163600sunflowerMemberbh- oh was this on your car?
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