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Getting back to the point!!!
A balanced diet is a chocolate in each hand!
Both can’t look good- its either me or the house!
aveivim, now i’ll know when i see your car. the one with that one has got to be you. (not sure if it’s true, but that’s a different story)
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE.
Poshiter yid, there are those bumper stickers all over. Yes, you are VERY famous!
* Silence is Golden…but Duct Tape is Silver
*They say I have A.D.H.D. but they just don’t understand…Oh look a squirrel!
*I just spent $700,000,000,000. on bailouts and all I got was this lousy sticker
*The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
beacon, glad you’re back, just posted a come back beacon!
mepal that sounds like my remedy for a headache, take a hammer and whack your thumb until…presto, no headache!
I get my fill of exercise by just pushing my luck.
kapusta, you got me ROTFL with your headache remedy! I’ll try it next time I get one and let you know how it works 😉
Thanks ms. cabbage!
Here are a few more:
*If this sticker is getting smaller the light is probably green
*Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog – Dorothy
*Heck is for people who don’t believe in Gosh
*I got this car for my wife…not a bad trade
Not a bumper sticker, but absolutely the best business slogan I have ever seen on a truck. I dont remember the same of the septic tank cleaning service, but their slogan is “Were Number 1 in the number 2 Business”.
beacon, lol, I just saw that last one today and it was driving me crazy that I couldnt remember it! thanx for posting.
I don’t get the dyslexic joke what does UNTIE mean?
Maybe you meant to ask what is a slydexic
On a T-shirt: Gravity, it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.
Another shirt: 99% of lawyers give the other 1% a bad name.
because the way you think becomes the way you feel…becomes who you are forever THESHMUZ.COM
-if you have no destination all roads get you there.
on the back of a T-shirt of someone on a motorcycle:
If you can read this, my wife fell off.
on the back of a car
“women make great leaders. you’re following one”
Sayings That Should Be On Buttons
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Therapy is expensive, poppin’ bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
and my fave…
You! Off my planet!
*Life if fragile. Handle with Prayer.
I saw this one on the back of an ARABs car.
“Hello you have reached the home of the….family, For tennager 1 press 1 for teenager 2 press 2 for teenager 3 press 3 for teenager 4 press 4 – for MOM …youre too late you should have called 10 years ago!!!”
new one!!!!!
-those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do
The Lord Never Slumbers Or Sleeps but people do. Stay Alert.
Dont drink and drive….you may hit a pothole and spill your drink.
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
Dont distrub the wildlife, or the wildlife may distrub you.
“Dont distrub the wildlife, or the wildlife may distrub you. “
How can you make the same typo twice in one sentence?? Or am i missing something here?
I have one nerve left and you’re on it!
just be happy im not a twin
say no to negativity
rock is dead!! long live paper and scissors
this car is protected by an anti-theft sticker
my child is an honor student & my president is an idiot
Pessimism isnt worth it, it never works anyway.
“this car is protected by an anti-theft sticker”
Nice one- I’m getting it for my car!
Housework won’t kill you, but why take the chance?
I failed my driving test 7 times- back off or you will know why
PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals
If you’re close enough to read this you just violated your restraining order
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead
beacon, nice one. I think I’ll try it next time 😉
fyi this is the funnies thread
gnite and thanx to 39 and the mystery freshman mod for a reel fun nite
GoldieLoxx: I agree- I’m loving this!
politics is the art of opening your mouth and saying nothing
yossi z- fantastic
JayMatt, great ones!
-be nice to other people they outnumber you several bilion to one.
-the amount of sleep required by the average person is a half an hour more.
-if time is a waste of your life and life is a waste of your time then just get wasted and have the time of your life.
-listen to the criticism, judge it honestly,….. then decide on your own whether to accept it or not.
-confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the full dimensions of the problem.
-if time is a waste of your life and life is a waste of your time then just get wasted and have the time of your life.
love it!
“confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the full dimensions of the problem”
ha! I can relate 😉
kapusta
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-if time is a waste of your life and life is a waste of your time then just get wasted and have the time of your life.
love it!
*kapusta*
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Interesting- I felt that quote was a little tasteless, to say the least
check your taste buds. 😉 its a funny bumper sticker.
not if you take life seriously
areivimzehlazeh: It was great!
areivim, as a matter of info, I am the LAST person in the world who needs to be told to take life seriously. I also think its important to laugh, just as important, if not more important than taking life seriously. Dont tell me, because frankly I dont care, but look at the first post, and ask yourself what you intended to accomplish by saying that, and then ask yourself what you did accomplish. I can answer you but I’ll leave it up to your judgment.
aussie, thanx for the vote of confidence.
Kapusta I love that saying
I need company who’s staying up wth mne
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