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I have thing for funny bumper stickers.
Here are two of my favorites:
Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE!!!
Give Blood. Play Hockey
I once went to a professional fight, and a hockey game broke out.
1-dont honk driver sleeping
2-so many pidestrians so little time
*I may be slow, but I’m still in front of you
*My (insert breed of dog here) is smarter than your honor student
*My kid beat up your honor student
*My kid was inmate of the month at New York State Penitentiary
these are great- keep em coming
my favorites are: “My kids think I’m an ATM” and “Don’t steal, the government doesn’t like competition”
Where theres a will I want to be in it.
*There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t
*A waist is a terrible thing to mind
*I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
*Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
*Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body
-Work harder millions on welfare depend on you
-Pay someone a compliment while it’s still tax free
-Don’t drive faster then your gaurdian angel can fly
i like this thread! here’s so too:
-Be nice to your kids, they’ll choose your nursing home!
-I don’t need kids, I married one!
-My wife & i were happy for 10 years, then we met!
-I love my country, it’s the Government i’m afraid of!
-Laugh at your problems, everyone else does!
-I don’t discriminate, I hate everyone!
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
And your point is…?
You have the right to remain silent; please use it.
How can I miss you if you wont go away?
Sorry if I look interested. I’m not.
I childproofed my house; they still get in.
Every time I hear the word exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
-I don’t discriminate, I hate everyone!
ha…reminded me of this
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/post-here-so-we-know-your-in-th-cr/page/8#post-43378
AOB, lol, I forgot about that banner, wonder where I was…
kapusta: not the banner. i finally learned how to properly link to a specific post 🙂
an open book: good find there!
an open book: what i want to learn is, to make a hang man board!
AOB, yea, but it was lower on the page, you couldnt miss it.
jax: it’s supposed to be easier than most ascii art.
kapusta: yeah, i saw after you mentioned it. those days were fun, what happened??
an open book: well i mastered ascii art, but can’t figure out the hangman board, putting the letters in with out the board shifting!
jack kevorkian for white house physician
*Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
*(On the back window of a VW bug) No punchbacks!
Kevorkian? He’s still around? Why hasn’t somebody helped him out of his misery?
“My money and my kid go to Cornell”
“We are all dysfunctional, get over it”
I just created a new bumper sticker, taken from one of the mods’ emails:
“According to some opinions in the CR…”
(maybe you need the content, but I just couldn’t get enough of this line when I read it)
“Protected by the mafia. You hit me we hit you.”
“Honk if anything falls off”- this should be a Lakewood exclusive 😉
“The doctor said I have a split personality, but we’re okay now.”
jax: just delete the space between the lines before you type in the letter.
“No Radio” (On the car of someone who had a fancy car stereo hidden behind a secret panel in the dash, and 5 other pieces of ham radio equipment in various compartments. I asked him if that sign was unethical.)
“Nuke the whales” (A contraction of the liberal favorites “Save the whales” and “No nukes”.)
LAer’s *There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t
reminded me of this one:
There are 10 kinds of people – those who know binary and those who don’t.
k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.
~a~
anonymisss: shhhh! 😉
you mean quotes tripled thread.
yeah, whatever, you know what i mean
~a~
k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.
k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.
😉
Pashuteh Yid: Or, save the whales. Eat them for dinner.
aussie: hey welcome!
aussie, nice glasses! Where’d you get them from? Eyewear? (Is that what it’s called?)
~a~
I didn’t read all the submissions, we have all seen
I’m a pashuter yid
talk about an ego booster
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
kapusta and anonymisss: Glasses? What you talking about?
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k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.
k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.
😉
kapusta: and that has to do with glasses how?
I wrote it because the person was saying that we had double and triple of things in the thread so i made double and triple of that line (obviously that went way over your heads lol)
kapusta: Oh. My bad 🙂
Mod-72: I didn’t know I was that famous, but thanks for the compliment.
my next made up bumper sticker:
“I used to be normal, until I joined the CR”
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