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May 18, 2009 5:07 pm at 5:07 pm #589794JayMatt19Participant
I have thing for funny bumper stickers.
Here are two of my favorites:
Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE!!!
Give Blood. Play Hockey
May 18, 2009 6:13 pm at 6:13 pm #1163387squeakParticipantI once went to a professional fight, and a hockey game broke out.
May 18, 2009 8:06 pm at 8:06 pm #1163388GoldieLoxxMember1-dont honk driver sleeping
2-so many pidestrians so little time
May 18, 2009 8:51 pm at 8:51 pm #1163389LAerMember*I may be slow, but I’m still in front of you
*My (insert breed of dog here) is smarter than your honor student
*My kid beat up your honor student
*My kid was inmate of the month at New York State Penitentiary
May 18, 2009 9:27 pm at 9:27 pm #1163390areivimzehlazehParticipantthese are great- keep em coming
my favorites are: “My kids think I’m an ATM” and “Don’t steal, the government doesn’t like competition”
May 18, 2009 9:40 pm at 9:40 pm #1163391May 18, 2009 9:42 pm at 9:42 pm #1163392LAerMember*There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t
*A waist is a terrible thing to mind
*I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
*Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
*Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body
May 18, 2009 9:48 pm at 9:48 pm #1163393kapustaParticipantMay 18, 2009 10:15 pm at 10:15 pm #1163394BasYisroel2Participant-Work harder millions on welfare depend on you
-Pay someone a compliment while it’s still tax free
-Don’t drive faster then your gaurdian angel can fly
May 19, 2009 12:48 am at 12:48 am #1163395JaxMemberi like this thread! here’s so too:
-Be nice to your kids, they’ll choose your nursing home!
-I don’t need kids, I married one!
-My wife & i were happy for 10 years, then we met!
-I love my country, it’s the Government i’m afraid of!
-Laugh at your problems, everyone else does!
-I don’t discriminate, I hate everyone!
May 19, 2009 1:50 am at 1:50 am #1163396May 19, 2009 1:57 am at 1:57 am #1163397kapustaParticipantIf you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
And your point is…?
You have the right to remain silent; please use it.
How can I miss you if you wont go away?
Sorry if I look interested. I’m not.
I childproofed my house; they still get in.
Every time I hear the word exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
May 19, 2009 3:01 am at 3:01 am #1163398an open bookParticipant-I don’t discriminate, I hate everyone!
ha…reminded me of this
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/post-here-so-we-know-your-in-th-cr/page/8#post-43378
May 19, 2009 3:04 am at 3:04 am #1163399May 19, 2009 3:06 am at 3:06 am #1163400an open bookParticipantkapusta: not the banner. i finally learned how to properly link to a specific post 🙂
May 19, 2009 3:08 am at 3:08 am #1163401JaxMemberan open book: good find there!
May 19, 2009 3:09 am at 3:09 am #1163402JaxMemberan open book: what i want to learn is, to make a hang man board!
May 19, 2009 3:16 am at 3:16 am #1163403May 19, 2009 3:16 am at 3:16 am #1163404an open bookParticipantjax: it’s supposed to be easier than most ascii art.
May 19, 2009 3:50 am at 3:50 am #1163405an open bookParticipantkapusta: yeah, i saw after you mentioned it. those days were fun, what happened??
May 19, 2009 4:47 am at 4:47 am #1163406JaxMemberan open book: well i mastered ascii art, but can’t figure out the hangman board, putting the letters in with out the board shifting!
May 19, 2009 7:08 am at 7:08 am #1163407GoldieLoxxMemberjack kevorkian for white house physician
May 19, 2009 1:51 pm at 1:51 pm #1163408LAerMember*Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.
*(On the back window of a VW bug) No punchbacks!
May 19, 2009 2:10 pm at 2:10 pm #1163409squeakParticipantKevorkian? He’s still around? Why hasn’t somebody helped him out of his misery?
May 19, 2009 3:03 pm at 3:03 pm #1163410Pashuteh YidMember“My money and my kid go to Cornell”
“We are all dysfunctional, get over it”
May 19, 2009 8:55 pm at 8:55 pm #1163411areivimzehlazehParticipantI just created a new bumper sticker, taken from one of the mods’ emails:
“According to some opinions in the CR…”
(maybe you need the content, but I just couldn’t get enough of this line when I read it)
May 19, 2009 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #1163412JayMatt19ParticipantOver 50, Been there, Done That, Can’t Remember
Honk if anything falls off
End Hunger: Eat a Snack
May 19, 2009 9:03 pm at 9:03 pm #1163413aussieboyParticipant“Protected by the mafia. You hit me we hit you.”
May 19, 2009 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1163414areivimzehlazehParticipant“Honk if anything falls off”- this should be a Lakewood exclusive 😉
May 19, 2009 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm #1163415LAerMember“The doctor said I have a split personality, but we’re okay now.”
May 19, 2009 9:39 pm at 9:39 pm #1163416an open bookParticipantjax: just delete the space between the lines before you type in the letter.
May 20, 2009 2:24 am at 2:24 am #1163419Pashuteh YidMember“No Radio” (On the car of someone who had a fancy car stereo hidden behind a secret panel in the dash, and 5 other pieces of ham radio equipment in various compartments. I asked him if that sign was unethical.)
“Nuke the whales” (A contraction of the liberal favorites “Save the whales” and “No nukes”.)
May 20, 2009 3:00 am at 3:00 am #1163420ChanieEParticipantLAer’s *There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t
reminded me of this one:
There are 10 kinds of people – those who know binary and those who don’t.
May 20, 2009 3:12 am at 3:12 am #1163421anonymisssParticipantk, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.
~a~
May 20, 2009 3:14 am at 3:14 am #1163422JaxMemberanonymisss: shhhh! 😉
May 20, 2009 3:15 am at 3:15 am #1163423May 20, 2009 3:17 am at 3:17 am #1163424anonymisssParticipantyeah, whatever, you know what i mean
~a~
May 20, 2009 3:20 am at 3:20 am #1163425aussieboyParticipantk, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.
k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.
😉
Pashuteh Yid: Or, save the whales. Eat them for dinner.
May 20, 2009 3:35 am at 3:35 am #1163426JaxMemberaussie: hey welcome!
May 20, 2009 3:39 am at 3:39 am #1163427May 20, 2009 4:03 am at 4:03 am #1163429anonymisssParticipantaussie, nice glasses! Where’d you get them from? Eyewear? (Is that what it’s called?)
~a~
May 20, 2009 4:13 am at 4:13 am #1163430YW Moderator-72ParticipantI didn’t read all the submissions, we have all seen
I’m a pashuter yid
talk about an ego booster
May 20, 2009 6:03 am at 6:03 am #1163431GoldieLoxxMember4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
May 20, 2009 6:13 am at 6:13 am #1163432aussieboyParticipantkapusta and anonymisss: Glasses? What you talking about?
May 20, 2009 6:17 am at 6:17 am #1163433kapustaParticipantaussieboy
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k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.
k, we’re getting doubles and triples of the quotes thread.
😉
May 20, 2009 6:20 am at 6:20 am #1163434aussieboyParticipantkapusta: and that has to do with glasses how?
I wrote it because the person was saying that we had double and triple of things in the thread so i made double and triple of that line (obviously that went way over your heads lol)
May 20, 2009 6:29 am at 6:29 am #1163435May 20, 2009 6:32 am at 6:32 am #1163436aussieboyParticipantkapusta: Oh. My bad 🙂
May 20, 2009 12:55 pm at 12:55 pm #1163437Pashuteh YidMemberMod-72: I didn’t know I was that famous, but thanks for the compliment.
May 20, 2009 1:22 pm at 1:22 pm #1163438areivimzehlazehParticipantmy next made up bumper sticker:
“I used to be normal, until I joined the CR”
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