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  • #923678
    NY Mom
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    fe-mole – a woman’s beauty mark

    #923679
    NY Mom
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    fe-mail (2) – what women wear to protect themselves from unwanted comments/remarks

    #923680
    mepal
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    LOL NY mom! Those are GREAT!

    #923681
    squeak
    Participant

    fem-ale

    a light beer

    #923682
    squeak
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    fem-ail

    a damsel in distress

    #923683
    NY Mom
    Member

    FB, mepal – Thank you, thank you. And one more:

    fe-mile – what a woman would be willing to walk for a good sale and bit of exercise

    #923684
    mepal
    Member

    too true…too true…lol

    #923685

    Fe-Male = Ironman

    #923686
    NY Mom
    Member

    Hey! Mod 80 – Great minds…! See my post above

    Oh…I didn’t see it…80

    #923687
    postsemgirl
    Member

    80- That really made me smile. Thanks!

    #923688
    kapusta
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    may as well get into the act too…

    fee-mail

    a whole month till hubby gets the credit card statement.

    as I’m sure you can tell, this sort of humor is best left up to pros

    *kapusta*

    #923689
    kapusta
    Participant

    postsemgirl, what are you doing here so bright and early?

    *kapusta*

    #923690
    mepal
    Member

    kapusta, lol! Pretty good, if I may say so myself!

    Hi there, postsem! Nice seeing ya around!

    #923691
    mepal
    Member

    80: Welcome to the crew of people making fools out of themselves. Enjoy your stay.

    #923692
    postsemgirl
    Member

    Kapusta- Yea. What about yourself?

    Mepal- I’d love to stick around but I gotta run to work. See you later!

    #923693
    NY Mom
    Member

    kapusta: that one was the best!

    #923694
    NY Mom
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    Soak-kah – what you call your sukkah after it has rained really hard

    #923695
    NY Mom
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    Lieu-luv – what your preschooler made in school to shake during the holiday of Sukkos

    #923696
    NY Mom
    Member

    Shuk-kah – the type of sukkah they build in an Israeli marketplace

    #923697
    NY Mom
    Member

    Sioux-kah – the type of sukkah a Jewish Native American would build

    #923698
    NY Mom
    Member

    Es-rogue – what you would call the scoundrel who made jelly with your citron before Sukkos was over

    #923699
    ronrsr
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    Cross-fresser – one who eats a dairy meal, then goes across town immediately and eats a meat meal.

    #923700
    ronrsr
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    Yisra-ale – top-fermenting beer made in the Holy land.

    #923701
    Jax
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    nice ones NY Mom & ronrsr!

    #923702
    NY Mom
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    Sukkah deco-rational – a reasonable and sensible amount of adornments for one’s sukkah

    #923703
    mepal
    Member

    LOL, NY Mom and ronrsr!

    #923704
    NY Mom
    Member

    Ron – thumbs up!

    🙂 Thanks Jax and Mepal. Glad you enjoyed. I hate to be the only one “tee-hee”ing over my ramblings.

    #923705
    ronrsr
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    Habit-forming – a compulsion to make clothing for nuns.

    Hannah – biblical character from the book of Palindromes.

    Hamster – a gentile.

    Hex – Yiddish symbol used to mark the spot.

    Hello – the official gelatin of Mexico.

    Hunchback – Notre Dame football player who relies on his intuition.

    Hexagon – Italian exorcism.

    Herring – teutonic bar mitzvah.

    Housebreaking – to toilet-train a burglar.

    #923706
    ronrsr
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    mshandle — call a woman by the wrong name

    #923707
    ronrsr
    Member

    Don’t incorrige me, I’m incorrigible.

    #923708
    Jax
    Member

    LOL these are such fun words! i gatta turn my thinking cap on!

    hey, where did ICOT go?!

    #923709
    ronrsr
    Member

    Aloha oy!

    (Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know)

    and, for your amusement, famous telephone answering machine messages:

    “You have reached the offices of Dr. Jekyll. Thank you for your patience during our transition.”

    “You have reached Weight Watchers. If this is an emergency, press the pound sign now.”

    #923710

    These past few days I heard a few groan-y ones –

    We had a few slugs in our succah that weren’t moving because they were too sluggish.

    We were in the zoo at the bear exhibit, and we were waiting for the bears to come out, so a man said “I can not bear waiting anymore” and something like “this is beary exciting”.

    #923711
    ronrsr
    Member

    we had some gulls over our succah, but they were too gullible?

    #923712
    jphone
    Member

    Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsano…pterygon 183 Longest word coined by a major author[1] Coined; not in dictionary; Greek

    #923713
    jphone
    Member

    Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl…isoleucine 189,819.

    Chemical name of titin, the largest known protein

    #923714
    mepal
    Member

    GMAB.

    #923715
    NY Mom
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    Hoe-shana – a non-shmitta year, in which one is permitted to till the earth

    #923716
    NY Mom
    Member

    Hoiz-shanna – the year you decide to stay home for the summer instead of going to the bungalows

    Heis-shanna – the year you decide not to turn on your air conditioners due to high electricity bills

    #923717
    ronrsr
    Member

    Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

    Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you

    have gained.

    Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after

    you are run over by a steamroller.

    Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

    Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

    Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with

    Yiddish expressions.

    Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat

    stomach.

    Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

    #923718
    ronrsr
    Member

    Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you

    absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

    Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

    Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

    Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a

    proctologist immediately before he examines you.

    Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your

    soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

    #923719
    mepal
    Member

    Wow! All awesome ones!

    #923720
    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    Correlate: The reason the Braxton’s left the beach abruptly, rushing Fluffy to the vet.

    Perpetual: The individual gettting spanked in equal measure to his offenses.

    Kvetch: To whine with such potency, it actually leaves a mark.

    #923721
    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    ronrsr: lol! “Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.” ROTF with that one!.

    #923723
    ronrsr
    Member

    aardvark – 1 the honest way to make money 2 strenuous labor

    Acapulco – [Music] music sung without accompaniment

    acute alcoholic – an attractive drunk

    archaic – what we eat after ar dinner

    arsonist – a person with an unquenched burning desire

    asset – a little donkey

    atheist – 1 one with no invisible means of support 2 one who believes himself to be an accident

    Yiddish – 1 a tongue that never takes its tongue out of its cheek 2 the rich traditional language of organized complaint

    #923724
    ronrsr
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    yo-yo – 1 something occasionally up but normally down (see also “computer”) 2 an item that has its ups and downs

    yogurt – [Culin.] semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.

    tax return – [Econ.] an annual fiction contest with no prize

    rampage – section of a book about male sheep

    rabbit – small portion of a Rabbi

    polyunsaturated – a dry parrot

    #923725
    ronrsr
    Member

    perennial – a plant that would have grown back year after year if it had lived.

    paralyze – [Med.] “The check’s in the mail” and “Trust me”

    and my favorite:

    Yosemite — Shalom.

    #923726
    ronrsr
    Member

    nautical – don’t tickle!

    maintenance free – [Ad.] impossible to fix

    maiden aunt – a woman who never said “uncle”

    liquor store – stupor market

    juniper – contraction meaning “Did you bite that female?”

    judo – currency of Israel.

    judicious – Passover recipes

    #923727
    ronrsr
    Member

    high school – school atop Mount Everest

    gentile – 1 where the groom and best man walk 2 a small island for men only

    forestalls – where two pairs of horses are kept

    forfeit – what most animals stand on

    eyedropper – [Med.] a clumsy ophthalmologist

    elixir – [Med.] what a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone

    #923728
    NY Mom
    Member

    Wow, Ron! You are mamesh on a roll!

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