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September 17, 2009 4:59 pm at 4:59 pm #923624mepalMember
Thank you 26.
September 17, 2009 4:59 pm at 4:59 pm #923625squeakParticipantIt would be most chivalrous of him to accept, rather than to allow some innocent young lady be beheaded in his stead!
Why do you assume innocent?
September 17, 2009 5:01 pm at 5:01 pm #923626mepalMemberthat’s why I refuse to accept. The means dont justify the ends… (I used the word ‘means’ wrong but you’ll understand anyways)
I think we should take this up elsewhere. I see the mod shaking his creased forhead back and forth again.
September 17, 2009 5:02 pm at 5:02 pm #923627September 17, 2009 5:03 pm at 5:03 pm #923628squeakParticipantAfter his beheading, you can safely take the helm.
September 17, 2009 5:05 pm at 5:05 pm #923629the.nurseMemberwhat is this i hear of stripping kapusta of her queenly title? after all her majesty has done to keep the CR alive and kicking?! -sniff sniff- kapusta, i share in your pain.
September 17, 2009 5:07 pm at 5:07 pm #923630kapustaParticipantnurse, I agree with you 100%. And thank you for writing the truth. 🙂
September 17, 2009 5:09 pm at 5:09 pm #923631NY MomMemberLeiderLeider…You are definitely in serious competition with the Captain of Quips!
September 17, 2009 5:09 pm at 5:09 pm #923632mepalMembermod, “innocent until proven guilty” (unless I’m guilty of something I dont know about).
quite possibly
September 17, 2009 5:14 pm at 5:14 pm #923633LeiderLeider…ParticipantThanks NY Mom. I try.
September 17, 2009 5:17 pm at 5:17 pm #923634NY MomMemberLeiderLeider…Shall we dub you the General of Jokes? The Master of Mockery? The Boss of Banter?
September 17, 2009 5:21 pm at 5:21 pm #923635NY MomMemberICOT: I think the Kernel of Corn makes more sense.
September 17, 2009 5:27 pm at 5:27 pm #923636September 17, 2009 5:31 pm at 5:31 pm #923637I can only tryMemberNY Mom-
“LeiderLeider…You are definitely in serious competition with the Captain of Quips!“
We’re all on the same side – the more the merrier.
“I think the Kernel of Corn makes more sense.“
Sounds good to me: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/post-of-the-year-contest/page/3#post-67535
September 17, 2009 5:32 pm at 5:32 pm #923638NY MomMemberKapusta: Thank you. I was merely inspired by the company.
September 17, 2009 5:38 pm at 5:38 pm #923639NY MomMemberICOT: Obviously, great minds think alike 🙂
But I admit, I am not yet in your league.
September 17, 2009 5:49 pm at 5:49 pm #923640I can only tryMemberNY Mom-
Thank you, but we’re all in the same league – join the fun.
Posters “oomis1105” and “The Wolf” had an exchange you may enjoy in this thread: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/half-a-cow
September 17, 2009 6:40 pm at 6:40 pm #923641NY MomMemberICOT: I stand corrected.
I should have written “serious ‘competition'” (putting it in quotes), because of course it’s all in good fun.
It is good to be sensitive to nuances like that in Elul.
By the way, “Nuance” is another fun word. I’m sure we could use it, but nothing good coming to me at the moment.
And I did check out that thread. Very punny stuff there! Thanks 🙂
September 17, 2009 6:44 pm at 6:44 pm #923642YW Moderator-80Member“Nuance”
The ladies that replaced the old aunts.
September 17, 2009 6:48 pm at 6:48 pm #923643ronrsrMemberShibboleth – N., from Hebrew: any distinguishing practice which is indicative of one’s social or regional origin. It usually refers to features of language, and particularly to a word whose pronunciation identifies its speaker as being a member or not a member of a particular group.
(following from wikipedia):
Gilead then cut Ephraim off from the fords of the Jordan, and whenever Ephraimite fugitives said, ‘Let me cross,’ the men of Gilead would ask, ‘Are you an Ephraimite?’ If he said, ‘No,’ they then said, ‘Very well, say Shibboleth.’ If anyone said, ‘Sibboleth’, because he could not pronounce it, then they would seize him and kill him by the fords of the Jordan. Forty-two thousand Ephraimites fell on this occasion.
September 17, 2009 6:57 pm at 6:57 pm #923644LeiderLeider…ParticipantLet’s keep ’em coming!
Here are some more. Compliments will be accepted with dignity and grace.
Was mad [He mode because of the spilled milk]
Transported by car [She card her kids to school]
To yell for help
Did sneeze [Little Bobby eschewed in my soup]
Constantly raining
September 17, 2009 6:59 pm at 6:59 pm #923645ronrsrMembertantamount n., the aunt of a horse.
September 17, 2009 6:59 pm at 6:59 pm #923646NY MomMemberMod 80: I was thinking something more in line with
“Nu-ance”
What one would say to move things along when your child is beginning to count – in Yiddish
Ummmm, sorry. I told you nothing “good” was coming to me.
September 17, 2009 7:06 pm at 7:06 pm #923647ronrsrMemberPasta – n. Yesterday’s noodles.
September 17, 2009 7:16 pm at 7:16 pm #923648ronrsrMembertangent – lifeguard.
toboggan – to haggle over price.
trifle – a small gun.
from languages other than English:
Mazel Ton – a lot of luck.
Harlez-vous francais? (Can you drive a French motorcycle?)
Haste cuisine (Fast French food)
Talisman – owner of Judaica store
September 17, 2009 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm #923649LeiderLeider…ParticipantC’mon people. Where are you?
ICOT: I call upon you to share the electronic podium with me.
A quiet harp
More fun; funner [My party was blaster and funner than yours]
To let out
Time for a divorce
[Mod: Please remove if you find this offensive]
A get-thin program
A little bit of dust
September 17, 2009 7:18 pm at 7:18 pm #923650ronrsrMembertactics – breath mints from Chelm.
September 17, 2009 7:27 pm at 7:27 pm #923651ronrsrMemberShrank – retired head of the psychiatric unit.
Samurai – Japanese dark bread (with caraway seeds) used for Hiro sandwiches.
Stockade – Assistant on Wall Street.
September 17, 2009 7:27 pm at 7:27 pm #923652squeakParticipant🙂
I’m laughing rsr….
September 17, 2009 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #923655mepalMemberLeider, we’re not all talented in the area…
Keep them coming! your words are great!
September 17, 2009 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm #923656NY MomMemberHey, Ronrsr’s mention of pasta got me interested the different types and their meanings. I just found this:
Did you know that pastas named for everyday things is an Italian tradition? –
Linguini means ‘little tongues’, Spaghetti is ‘strings’, and Vermicelli is ‘little worms’.
September 17, 2009 7:50 pm at 7:50 pm #923657FunnyBunnyMemberny mom- i totally just lost my appetite! 😉
September 17, 2009 7:51 pm at 7:51 pm #923658LeiderLeider…ParticipantOK Mepal. I’m running out of words and my brains’ a hurtin’, but here comes…
To become crass [The teacher was perplexed by his defined behavior]
To drown in an organized manner [The lemmings synchronized]
To check if it rains [The seaman did a raincheck prior to embarking]
A master bowler
Inherently unintelligible
Did do
September 17, 2009 7:52 pm at 7:52 pm #923659ronrsrMemberradiatore – little radiators.
tortellini – little twists.
penne – pens or quills.
ziti – bridegrooms
Farfalle – little bows or butterflies.
September 17, 2009 8:00 pm at 8:00 pm #923660LeiderLeider…Participantronrsr.
Thank you. You put me to shame.
September 18, 2009 2:28 am at 2:28 am #923662ronrsrMemberno need to be ashamed, I liked yours and added some to my collection.
duckbill – a dinner companion who skips to the bathroom when the check arrives; tightwaddle.
duplicity – n. Minneapolis-St. Paul
the Spentagon – where your tax money goes
And, for a special Rosh Hashanah laugh:
If B’reshit were written by the writers of the television show “This Old House.”:
Today’s project is an interesting one. We’re going to build a woman. You won’t need plans, but pay close attention because you can make mistakes. Have your materials and tools ready and follow along.
September 18, 2009 2:35 am at 2:35 am #923663ronrsrMemberBeelzebub – name of Philistine deity, mentioned in the book of Kings (Sefer Melachim):
From Hebrew, Ba’al Tzavoov – Lord of the Flying Things – Lord of the Flies.
September 21, 2009 8:50 pm at 8:50 pm #923664I can only tryMemberToday’s special (or “on the menu”)
ravenous
So hungry that even a non-kosher bird brings food to mind.
steadfast
Unwavering commitment not to eat before tzais.
Thirsty
The fifth day of the Irish week.
wolffish
UnderFed
An FBI agent infiltrating a criminal group.
famished
parched
fasting
The antonym of what the clock is doing as the day goes by.
diet
SeeFood
starve-ish
A step beyond really, really hungry.
light-headed
When a lack of caloric intake causes the cranium to lose weight.
This one is self-explanatory.
September 21, 2009 8:54 pm at 8:54 pm #923665pookieMemberhock
September 21, 2009 9:10 pm at 9:10 pm #923666NY MomMemberI can only try: Great ones as usual and very appropos!
September 21, 2009 9:14 pm at 9:14 pm #923667mepalMemberExcellent, ICOT!
September 21, 2009 9:34 pm at 9:34 pm #923668I can only tryMemberNY Mom-
mepal-
Thank you.
Honestly, I self-grade today’s submission at “C” level 🙂
September 21, 2009 9:37 pm at 9:37 pm #923669mepalMemberReally? Thats funny. Well, they did their job!
September 22, 2009 2:34 am at 2:34 am #923670JaxMemberICOT: well done! looking forward to more in the days to come!
September 22, 2009 3:05 pm at 3:05 pm #923671LeiderLeider…ParticipantThank you ICOT.
More than one lie
One of my twin uncles
A virtual glass
The act of organizing [Organism is paramount to proper budgeting]
September 22, 2009 4:04 pm at 4:04 pm #923672FunnyBunnyMemberfemail- when a girl spends too much time on her email account chatting, she turns into a femail
September 22, 2009 4:34 pm at 4:34 pm #923673NY MomMemberfe-male – an iron man
September 22, 2009 4:37 pm at 4:37 pm #923674NY MomMemberfeh! male – how some feminists feel about men
September 22, 2009 4:57 pm at 4:57 pm #923676NY MomMemberfe-mall – a woman’s favorite place to shop, of course!
September 22, 2009 5:14 pm at 5:14 pm #923677FunnyBunnyMemberNY Mom, any others? Keep ’em coming!
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