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Thank you 26.
It would be most chivalrous of him to accept, rather than to allow some innocent young lady be beheaded in his stead!
Why do you assume innocent?
that’s why I refuse to accept. The means dont justify the ends… (I used the word ‘means’ wrong but you’ll understand anyways)
I think we should take this up elsewhere. I see the mod shaking his creased forhead back and forth again.
wasn’t Joseph already king?
After his beheading, you can safely take the helm.
what is this i hear of stripping kapusta of her queenly title? after all her majesty has done to keep the CR alive and kicking?! -sniff sniff- kapusta, i share in your pain.
nurse, I agree with you 100%. And thank you for writing the truth. 🙂
LeiderLeider…You are definitely in serious competition with the Captain of Quips!
mod, “innocent until proven guilty” (unless I’m guilty of something I dont know about).
quite possibly
Thanks NY Mom. I try.
LeiderLeider…Shall we dub you the General of Jokes? The Master of Mockery? The Boss of Banter?
ICOT: I think the Kernel of Corn makes more sense.
NY Mom, lol, very good!
NY Mom-
“LeiderLeider…You are definitely in serious competition with the Captain of Quips!“
We’re all on the same side – the more the merrier.
“I think the Kernel of Corn makes more sense.“
Sounds good to me: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/post-of-the-year-contest/page/3#post-67535
Kapusta: Thank you. I was merely inspired by the company.
ICOT: Obviously, great minds think alike 🙂
But I admit, I am not yet in your league.
NY Mom-
Thank you, but we’re all in the same league – join the fun.
Posters “oomis1105” and “The Wolf” had an exchange you may enjoy in this thread: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/half-a-cow
ICOT: I stand corrected.
I should have written “serious ‘competition'” (putting it in quotes), because of course it’s all in good fun.
It is good to be sensitive to nuances like that in Elul.
By the way, “Nuance” is another fun word. I’m sure we could use it, but nothing good coming to me at the moment.
And I did check out that thread. Very punny stuff there! Thanks 🙂
“Nuance”
The ladies that replaced the old aunts.
Shibboleth – N., from Hebrew: any distinguishing practice which is indicative of one’s social or regional origin. It usually refers to features of language, and particularly to a word whose pronunciation identifies its speaker as being a member or not a member of a particular group.
(following from wikipedia):
Gilead then cut Ephraim off from the fords of the Jordan, and whenever Ephraimite fugitives said, ‘Let me cross,’ the men of Gilead would ask, ‘Are you an Ephraimite?’ If he said, ‘No,’ they then said, ‘Very well, say Shibboleth.’ If anyone said, ‘Sibboleth’, because he could not pronounce it, then they would seize him and kill him by the fords of the Jordan. Forty-two thousand Ephraimites fell on this occasion.
Let’s keep ’em coming!
Here are some more. Compliments will be accepted with dignity and grace.
Was mad [He mode because of the spilled milk]
Transported by car [She card her kids to school]
To yell for help
Did sneeze [Little Bobby eschewed in my soup]
Constantly raining
tantamount n., the aunt of a horse.
Mod 80: I was thinking something more in line with
“Nu-ance”
What one would say to move things along when your child is beginning to count – in Yiddish
Ummmm, sorry. I told you nothing “good” was coming to me.
Pasta – n. Yesterday’s noodles.
tangent – lifeguard.
toboggan – to haggle over price.
trifle – a small gun.
from languages other than English:
Mazel Ton – a lot of luck.
Harlez-vous francais? (Can you drive a French motorcycle?)
Haste cuisine (Fast French food)
Talisman – owner of Judaica store
C’mon people. Where are you?
ICOT: I call upon you to share the electronic podium with me.
A quiet harp
More fun; funner [My party was blaster and funner than yours]
To let out
Time for a divorce
[Mod: Please remove if you find this offensive]
A get-thin program
A little bit of dust
tactics – breath mints from Chelm.
Shrank – retired head of the psychiatric unit.
Samurai – Japanese dark bread (with caraway seeds) used for Hiro sandwiches.
Stockade – Assistant on Wall Street.
🙂
I’m laughing rsr….
Leider, we’re not all talented in the area…
Keep them coming! your words are great!
Hey, Ronrsr’s mention of pasta got me interested the different types and their meanings. I just found this:
Did you know that pastas named for everyday things is an Italian tradition? –
Linguini means ‘little tongues’, Spaghetti is ‘strings’, and Vermicelli is ‘little worms’.
ny mom- i totally just lost my appetite! 😉
OK Mepal. I’m running out of words and my brains’ a hurtin’, but here comes…
To become crass [The teacher was perplexed by his defined behavior]
To drown in an organized manner [The lemmings synchronized]
To check if it rains [The seaman did a raincheck prior to embarking]
A master bowler
Inherently unintelligible
Did do
radiatore – little radiators.
tortellini – little twists.
penne – pens or quills.
ziti – bridegrooms
Farfalle – little bows or butterflies.
ronrsr.
Thank you. You put me to shame.
no need to be ashamed, I liked yours and added some to my collection.
duckbill – a dinner companion who skips to the bathroom when the check arrives; tightwaddle.
duplicity – n. Minneapolis-St. Paul
the Spentagon – where your tax money goes
And, for a special Rosh Hashanah laugh:
If B’reshit were written by the writers of the television show “This Old House.”:
Today’s project is an interesting one. We’re going to build a woman. You won’t need plans, but pay close attention because you can make mistakes. Have your materials and tools ready and follow along.
Beelzebub – name of Philistine deity, mentioned in the book of Kings (Sefer Melachim):
From Hebrew, Ba’al Tzavoov – Lord of the Flying Things – Lord of the Flies.
Today’s special (or “on the menu”)
ravenous
So hungry that even a non-kosher bird brings food to mind.
steadfast
Unwavering commitment not to eat before tzais.
Thirsty
The fifth day of the Irish week.
wolffish
UnderFed
An FBI agent infiltrating a criminal group.
famished
parched
fasting
The antonym of what the clock is doing as the day goes by.
diet
SeeFood
starve-ish
A step beyond really, really hungry.
light-headed
When a lack of caloric intake causes the cranium to lose weight.
This one is self-explanatory.
hock
I can only try: Great ones as usual and very appropos!
Excellent, ICOT!
NY Mom-
mepal-
Thank you.
Honestly, I self-grade today’s submission at “C” level 🙂
Really? Thats funny. Well, they did their job!
ICOT: well done! looking forward to more in the days to come!
Thank you ICOT.
More than one lie
One of my twin uncles
A virtual glass
The act of organizing [Organism is paramount to proper budgeting]
femail- when a girl spends too much time on her email account chatting, she turns into a femail
fe-male – an iron man
feh! male – how some feminists feel about men
fe-mall – a woman’s favorite place to shop, of course!
NY Mom, any others? Keep ’em coming!
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