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  • #923624
    mepal
    Member

    Thank you 26.

    #923625
    squeak
    Participant

    It would be most chivalrous of him to accept, rather than to allow some innocent young lady be beheaded in his stead!

    Why do you assume innocent?

    #923626
    mepal
    Member

    that’s why I refuse to accept. The means dont justify the ends… (I used the word ‘means’ wrong but you’ll understand anyways)

    I think we should take this up elsewhere. I see the mod shaking his creased forhead back and forth again.

    #923627
    kapusta
    Participant

    wasn’t Joseph already king?

    *kapusta*

    #923628
    squeak
    Participant

    After his beheading, you can safely take the helm.

    #923629
    the.nurse
    Member

    what is this i hear of stripping kapusta of her queenly title? after all her majesty has done to keep the CR alive and kicking?! -sniff sniff- kapusta, i share in your pain.

    #923630
    kapusta
    Participant

    nurse, I agree with you 100%. And thank you for writing the truth. 🙂

    *kapusta*

    #923631
    NY Mom
    Member

    LeiderLeider…You are definitely in serious competition with the Captain of Quips!

    #923632
    mepal
    Member

    mod, “innocent until proven guilty” (unless I’m guilty of something I dont know about).

    quite possibly

    #923633
    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    Thanks NY Mom. I try.

    #923634
    NY Mom
    Member

    LeiderLeider…Shall we dub you the General of Jokes? The Master of Mockery? The Boss of Banter?

    #923635
    NY Mom
    Member

    ICOT: I think the Kernel of Corn makes more sense.

    #923636
    kapusta
    Participant

    NY Mom, lol, very good!

    *kapusta*

    #923637

    NY Mom-

    LeiderLeider…You are definitely in serious competition with the Captain of Quips!

    We’re all on the same side – the more the merrier.

    I think the Kernel of Corn makes more sense.

    Sounds good to me: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/post-of-the-year-contest/page/3#post-67535

    #923638
    NY Mom
    Member

    Kapusta: Thank you. I was merely inspired by the company.

    #923639
    NY Mom
    Member

    ICOT: Obviously, great minds think alike 🙂

    But I admit, I am not yet in your league.

    #923640

    NY Mom-

    Thank you, but we’re all in the same league – join the fun.

    Posters “oomis1105” and “The Wolf” had an exchange you may enjoy in this thread: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/half-a-cow

    #923641
    NY Mom
    Member

    ICOT: I stand corrected.

    I should have written “serious ‘competition'” (putting it in quotes), because of course it’s all in good fun.

    It is good to be sensitive to nuances like that in Elul.

    By the way, “Nuance” is another fun word. I’m sure we could use it, but nothing good coming to me at the moment.

    And I did check out that thread. Very punny stuff there! Thanks 🙂

    #923642

    “Nuance”

    The ladies that replaced the old aunts.

    #923643
    ronrsr
    Member

    Shibboleth – N., from Hebrew: any distinguishing practice which is indicative of one’s social or regional origin. It usually refers to features of language, and particularly to a word whose pronunciation identifies its speaker as being a member or not a member of a particular group.

    (following from wikipedia):

    Gilead then cut Ephraim off from the fords of the Jordan, and whenever Ephraimite fugitives said, ‘Let me cross,’ the men of Gilead would ask, ‘Are you an Ephraimite?’ If he said, ‘No,’ they then said, ‘Very well, say Shibboleth.’ If anyone said, ‘Sibboleth’, because he could not pronounce it, then they would seize him and kill him by the fords of the Jordan. Forty-two thousand Ephraimites fell on this occasion.

    #923644
    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    Let’s keep ’em coming!

    Here are some more. Compliments will be accepted with dignity and grace.

    Was mad [He mode because of the spilled milk]

    Transported by car [She card her kids to school]

    To yell for help

    Did sneeze [Little Bobby eschewed in my soup]

    Constantly raining

    #923645
    ronrsr
    Member

    tantamount n., the aunt of a horse.

    #923646
    NY Mom
    Member

    Mod 80: I was thinking something more in line with

    “Nu-ance”

    What one would say to move things along when your child is beginning to count – in Yiddish

    Ummmm, sorry. I told you nothing “good” was coming to me.

    #923647
    ronrsr
    Member

    Pasta – n. Yesterday’s noodles.

    #923648
    ronrsr
    Member

    tangent – lifeguard.

    toboggan – to haggle over price.

    trifle – a small gun.

    from languages other than English:

    Mazel Ton – a lot of luck.

    Harlez-vous francais? (Can you drive a French motorcycle?)

    Haste cuisine (Fast French food)

    Talisman – owner of Judaica store

    #923649
    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    C’mon people. Where are you?

    ICOT: I call upon you to share the electronic podium with me.

    A quiet harp

    More fun; funner [My party was blaster and funner than yours]

    To let out

    Time for a divorce

    [Mod: Please remove if you find this offensive]

    A get-thin program

    A little bit of dust

    #923650
    ronrsr
    Member

    tactics – breath mints from Chelm.

    #923651
    ronrsr
    Member

    Shrank – retired head of the psychiatric unit.

    Samurai – Japanese dark bread (with caraway seeds) used for Hiro sandwiches.

    Stockade – Assistant on Wall Street.

    #923652
    squeak
    Participant

    🙂

    I’m laughing rsr….

    #923655
    mepal
    Member

    Leider, we’re not all talented in the area…

    Keep them coming! your words are great!

    #923656
    NY Mom
    Member

    Hey, Ronrsr’s mention of pasta got me interested the different types and their meanings. I just found this:

    Did you know that pastas named for everyday things is an Italian tradition? –

    Linguini means ‘little tongues’, Spaghetti is ‘strings’, and Vermicelli is ‘little worms’.

    #923657
    FunnyBunny
    Member

    ny mom- i totally just lost my appetite! 😉

    #923658
    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    OK Mepal. I’m running out of words and my brains’ a hurtin’, but here comes…

    To become crass [The teacher was perplexed by his defined behavior]

    To drown in an organized manner [The lemmings synchronized]

    To check if it rains [The seaman did a raincheck prior to embarking]

    A master bowler

    Inherently unintelligible

    Did do

    #923659
    ronrsr
    Member

    radiatore – little radiators.

    tortellini – little twists.

    penne – pens or quills.

    ziti – bridegrooms

    Farfalle – little bows or butterflies.

    #923660
    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    ronrsr.

    Thank you. You put me to shame.

    #923662
    ronrsr
    Member

    no need to be ashamed, I liked yours and added some to my collection.

    duckbill – a dinner companion who skips to the bathroom when the check arrives; tightwaddle.

    duplicity – n. Minneapolis-St. Paul

    the Spentagon – where your tax money goes

    And, for a special Rosh Hashanah laugh:

    If B’reshit were written by the writers of the television show “This Old House.”:

    Today’s project is an interesting one. We’re going to build a woman. You won’t need plans, but pay close attention because you can make mistakes. Have your materials and tools ready and follow along.

    #923663
    ronrsr
    Member

    Beelzebub – name of Philistine deity, mentioned in the book of Kings (Sefer Melachim):

    From Hebrew, Ba’al Tzavoov – Lord of the Flying Things – Lord of the Flies.

    #923664

    Today’s special (or “on the menu”)

    ravenous

    So hungry that even a non-kosher bird brings food to mind.

    steadfast

    Unwavering commitment not to eat before tzais.

    Thirsty

    The fifth day of the Irish week.

    wolffish

    UnderFed

    An FBI agent infiltrating a criminal group.

    famished

    parched

    fasting

    The antonym of what the clock is doing as the day goes by.

    diet

    SeeFood

    starve-ish

    A step beyond really, really hungry.

    light-headed

    When a lack of caloric intake causes the cranium to lose weight.

    This one is self-explanatory.

    #923665
    pookie
    Member

    hock

    #923666
    NY Mom
    Member

    I can only try: Great ones as usual and very appropos!

    #923667
    mepal
    Member

    Excellent, ICOT!

    #923668

    NY Mom-

    mepal-

    Thank you.

    Honestly, I self-grade today’s submission at “C” level 🙂

    #923669
    mepal
    Member

    Really? Thats funny. Well, they did their job!

    #923670
    Jax
    Member

    ICOT: well done! looking forward to more in the days to come!

    #923671
    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    Thank you ICOT.

    More than one lie

    One of my twin uncles

    A virtual glass

    The act of organizing [Organism is paramount to proper budgeting]

    #923672
    FunnyBunny
    Member

    femail- when a girl spends too much time on her email account chatting, she turns into a femail

    #923673
    NY Mom
    Member

    fe-male – an iron man

    #923674
    NY Mom
    Member

    feh! male – how some feminists feel about men

    #923676
    NY Mom
    Member

    fe-mall – a woman’s favorite place to shop, of course!

    #923677
    FunnyBunny
    Member

    NY Mom, any others? Keep ’em coming!

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