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Don’t let it go to your head. Now try that with 55 or 26
That’s why I was given this number. Our Moderator Seer foresaw this thread. 55 and 26 weren’t zoche.
26
A pair of identical tea mugs and saucers.
..and not to be outdone by Mod80, LeiderLeider hereby remits some more incredibly funny self-made definitions…
Mepal: Support me here please!
A portion of an article
How Chuck Schumer was affectionately called as a little kid
To baste your roast
A special dance accompanied by an accordion
The creases on the forehead of a lost tour guide
squeak
Twin Tea (what, six?)
LOL, those are good! 80, keep the competition going strong!
If I have to explain, it kills the joy. So you I’ll tell (sets) but don’t post.
lol, squeak. But between this and the lyrics thread, you guys are even 😉
Somebody else posted it, sorry
But it doesn’t pass mustard anyway, sets?six?
Besides mugs and saucers don’t come in sets anyway. Cups and saucers do.
What in the world does “pass mustard” mean anyway?
some good ones here! (80, you can wipe that smile off your face ;)) keep up the good work!
Aha! I knew mugs didn’t sound right, but I couldn’t come up with cups for some reason…. writer’s block I guess 🙂
To be fair, I’d say 80 is way ahead… today. But tomorrow he’d better watch out 😉
Ahem.
Dear Mod80.
You wrote “pass mustard” in the context of a sentence and yet you turn around and ask what it means?
In an attempt to express my disturbing emotions with regards to your “mustard” question, I will set it forth by way of definitions; to wit:
Baffled –
Couldn’t figure out why he didn’t win the raffle
Bewildered –
Was much more wild
Befuddled –
What you become after you a be a fiddle
Disturbed –
Took off his turban
Startled –
A little start
Discombobulated –
The possibilities are endless…
oh my G-d, are you serious about pass mustard? Get the pastrami…
lol, you’re on a roll, Leider.
Is there mustard on the roll?
lotsa bologna….
No. Yuck. Who likes mustard anyways?
where’s ICOT and his words
It’s “pass muster”
LOL
80, did your einekel give you that tip 😉
To end the day on a kind note, I shall wish everyone:
Have A Great Evening
a.k.a.
Divide A Shred Aligning
Just seeing the phrase: “your einekel” makes me smile inside, thank you.
But no, google
“Have A Great Evening”
2..4..6..8
I removed all the odd numbers. It was a great evening.
80: leaving already?
“coffee”
one whois coughed upon
“coffer”
One who coughs on the coffee.
areivimzehlazeh-
where’s ICOT and his words
While this thread slept; activity stilled,
My vacant brain slowly refilled
I’ll now try to fill your request,
Enjoy these words; I tried my best 🙂
Aaaaayyyy, D
Fonzie learns the alphabet.
caught’ereyes
jukebox
A roach motel.
SchumSchum
8-Tee
A really small undershirt.
Mack,inTosh
A Scottish ger, visiting the Rebbe
sublime
The less-well-know sister ship of the yellow submarine.
8d
petite feet.
flagrant
fullcrumbs
What the bottom of your toaster is.
camellot
A middle eastern version of a used car lot.
hemogoblin
A vampire.
YoSemite
How hip-hop Jews hail each other.
Dr.Seuss
Char-B-Q
What a grilling novice might produce.
Splatula
A fly swatter.
“coffin”
what the coffer was doing when he met the coffee
“Kafka”
Hungarian nickname for the coffer
LeiderLeider…,
YW Moderator-80,
NY Mom,
Excellent!
You spin prose like pros.
ICOT: Thanks for the compliment. You’re not too bad yourself! I especially liked the way you threw in 2 new ones for 80 🙂
ICOT: amazing! i missed your words!
wow! you guys are amazing at this!
NY Mom-
Jax-
Cest la vie-
Thank you.
(psst – “80” got three mentions. find ’em all for extra credit)
Oooooooooh! I thought it was a typo and you meant Aaaaayyyy, “B” (bec., ya know, the letters of the alphabet, like, go in a certain order)
Sorry 😉
The following is a real word of the day at dictionary.com
Crapulous KRAP-yuh-lus , adjective:
1. Given to or characterized by gross excess in drinking or eating.
2. Suffering from or due to such excess.
To ICOT: After looking over some of your past contributions to this thread, I am humbled by your compliment. And I can’t believe that I said that “You’re not too bad yourself”.
That should have been: You are the Wizard of Words! The Pundit of Puns! The Leader of the Lexeme!
Please forgive my misguided understatement 🙂
A small chair
Wall Street gurus
When it was still broken
To hate your dining-room furniture
hey 26. Would you be kind enough to share your wonderous dot with us?
No need, you did it yourself.
Must be those queenly powers.
NY Mom-
A typo by moi? I mever nake mistakes 🙂
How about:
The corporal of corn!
The Gaon of groan!
The Ayatolah of the eye-rollah!
ok, I heard that! This isn’t funny anymore. <sniff, sniff>
kapusta, have no fear. I have still not accepted nuttin.
good.
btw mods, if mepal would happen to give up her queen title (fake as it is) to me, who would be next on the list?
Do we really need to have a queen?
I vote Joseph
A queen??
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