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    #923575
    NY Mom
    Member

    Don’t let it go to your head. Now try that with 55 or 26

    #923576

    That’s why I was given this number. Our Moderator Seer foresaw this thread. 55 and 26 weren’t zoche.

    #923577
    squeak
    Participant

    26

    A pair of identical tea mugs and saucers.

    #923578
    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    ..and not to be outdone by Mod80, LeiderLeider hereby remits some more incredibly funny self-made definitions…

    Mepal: Support me here please!

    A portion of an article

    How Chuck Schumer was affectionately called as a little kid

    To baste your roast

    A special dance accompanied by an accordion

    The creases on the forehead of a lost tour guide

    #923579

    squeak

    Twin Tea (what, six?)

    #923580
    mepal
    Member

    LOL, those are good! 80, keep the competition going strong!

    #923581
    squeak
    Participant

    If I have to explain, it kills the joy. So you I’ll tell (sets) but don’t post.

    #923582
    mepal
    Member

    lol, squeak. But between this and the lyrics thread, you guys are even 😉

    #923583

    Somebody else posted it, sorry

    But it doesn’t pass mustard anyway, sets?six?

    Besides mugs and saucers don’t come in sets anyway. Cups and saucers do.

    #923584

    What in the world does “pass mustard” mean anyway?

    #923585
    kapusta
    Participant

    some good ones here! (80, you can wipe that smile off your face ;)) keep up the good work!

    *kapusta*

    #923586
    squeak
    Participant

    Aha! I knew mugs didn’t sound right, but I couldn’t come up with cups for some reason…. writer’s block I guess 🙂

    #923587
    squeak
    Participant

    To be fair, I’d say 80 is way ahead… today. But tomorrow he’d better watch out 😉

    #923588
    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    Ahem.

    Dear Mod80.

    You wrote “pass mustard” in the context of a sentence and yet you turn around and ask what it means?

    In an attempt to express my disturbing emotions with regards to your “mustard” question, I will set it forth by way of definitions; to wit:

    Baffled –

    Couldn’t figure out why he didn’t win the raffle

    Bewildered –

    Was much more wild

    Befuddled –

    What you become after you a be a fiddle

    Disturbed –

    Took off his turban

    Startled –

    A little start

    Discombobulated –

    The possibilities are endless…

    #923589
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    oh my G-d, are you serious about pass mustard? Get the pastrami…

    #923590
    mepal
    Member

    lol, you’re on a roll, Leider.

    #923591

    Is there mustard on the roll?

    #923592
    squeak
    Participant

    lotsa bologna….

    #923593
    mepal
    Member

    No. Yuck. Who likes mustard anyways?

    #923594
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    where’s ICOT and his words

    #923595

    It’s “pass muster”

    #923596
    mepal
    Member

    LOL

    #923597
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    80, did your einekel give you that tip 😉

    #923598
    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    To end the day on a kind note, I shall wish everyone:

    Have A Great Evening

    a.k.a.

    Divide A Shred Aligning

    #923599

    Just seeing the phrase: “your einekel” makes me smile inside, thank you.

    But no, google

    #923600

    “Have A Great Evening”

    2..4..6..8

    I removed all the odd numbers. It was a great evening.

    #923601
    mepal
    Member

    80: leaving already?

    #923602
    mominisrael
    Member

    “coffee”

    one whois coughed upon

    #923603
    NY Mom
    Member

    “coffer”

    One who coughs on the coffee.

    #923604

    areivimzehlazeh-

    where’s ICOT and his words

    While this thread slept; activity stilled,

    My vacant brain slowly refilled

    I’ll now try to fill your request,

    Enjoy these words; I tried my best 🙂

    Aaaaayyyy, D

    Fonzie learns the alphabet.

    caught’ereyes

    jukebox

    A roach motel.

    SchumSchum

    8-Tee

    A really small undershirt.

    Mack,inTosh

    A Scottish ger, visiting the Rebbe

    sublime

    The less-well-know sister ship of the yellow submarine.

    8d

    petite feet.

    flagrant

    fullcrumbs

    What the bottom of your toaster is.

    camellot

    A middle eastern version of a used car lot.

    hemogoblin

    A vampire.

    YoSemite

    How hip-hop Jews hail each other.

    Dr.Seuss

    Char-B-Q

    What a grilling novice might produce.

    Splatula

    A fly swatter.

    #923605

    “coffin”

    what the coffer was doing when he met the coffee

    #923606
    NY Mom
    Member

    “Kafka”

    Hungarian nickname for the coffer

    #923607

    LeiderLeider…,

    YW Moderator-80,

    NY Mom,

    Excellent!

    You spin prose like pros.

    #923608
    NY Mom
    Member

    ICOT: Thanks for the compliment. You’re not too bad yourself! I especially liked the way you threw in 2 new ones for 80 🙂

    #923609
    Jax
    Member

    ICOT: amazing! i missed your words!

    #923610
    Cest la vie
    Member

    wow! you guys are amazing at this!

    #923611

    NY Mom-

    Jax-

    Cest la vie-

    Thank you.

    (psst – “80” got three mentions. find ’em all for extra credit)

    #923612
    NY Mom
    Member

    Oooooooooh! I thought it was a typo and you meant Aaaaayyyy, “B” (bec., ya know, the letters of the alphabet, like, go in a certain order)

    Sorry 😉

    #923613
    NY Mom
    Member

    The following is a real word of the day at dictionary.com

    Crapulous KRAP-yuh-lus , adjective:

    1. Given to or characterized by gross excess in drinking or eating.

    2. Suffering from or due to such excess.

    To ICOT: After looking over some of your past contributions to this thread, I am humbled by your compliment. And I can’t believe that I said that “You’re not too bad yourself”.

    That should have been: You are the Wizard of Words! The Pundit of Puns! The Leader of the Lexeme!

    Please forgive my misguided understatement 🙂

    #923614
    LeiderLeider…
    Participant

    A small chair

    Wall Street gurus

    When it was still broken

    To hate your dining-room furniture

    #923615
    mepal
    Member

    hey 26. Would you be kind enough to share your wonderous dot with us?

    #923616
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    No need, you did it yourself.

    #923617
    mepal
    Member

    Must be those queenly powers.

    #923618

    NY Mom-

    A typo by moi? I mever nake mistakes 🙂

    How about:

    The corporal of corn!

    The Gaon of groan!

    The Ayatolah of the eye-rollah!

    #923619
    kapusta
    Participant

    ok, I heard that! This isn’t funny anymore. <sniff, sniff>

    *kapusta*

    #923620
    mepal
    Member

    kapusta, have no fear. I have still not accepted nuttin.

    #923621
    kapusta
    Participant

    good.

    btw mods, if mepal would happen to give up her queen title (fake as it is) to me, who would be next on the list?

    *kapusta*

    Do we really need to have a queen?

    #923622
    squeak
    Participant

    I vote Joseph

    #923623
    mepal
    Member

    A queen??

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