- This topic has 434 replies, 56 voices, and was last updated 11 years, 10 months ago by .
-
Posts
-
spaghetti
Pronunciation: Spa.get.tea
Definition: The fancy tea they serve in upscale NYC spas.
jfem- gauche needs to be spelled “gaurche” for that deffinition 😉
More words of the absurd:
modyoulate
Common complaint in CR.
Goreinthologist
One who produces a multi-volume biography of a bombastic vice-president.
Boreinthologist
Synonym for Goreinthologist.
profusion
Nuclear industry lobbyist.
maladroit
mepal
postchumos
When your shawarma is finished.
servantdude
A California butler.
puntificate
Thinking of entries for this thread.
punnedit
autopsy-turvy
Turning someone upside down and inside-out.
conjurors
Lawyers do this.
grabity
The force of attraction that draws hands to the potato kugel at a Kiddush.
newroses
Fresh flowers procured daily due to an irrational fear of shriveled posies.
More words of the absurd:
(a couple of repairs to the prior post, which can be ignored / deleted)
modyoulate
Common complaint in CR.
Goreinthologist
One who produces a multi-volume biography of a bombastic vice-president.
Boreinthologist
Synonym for Goreinthologist.
profusion
Nuclear industry lobbyist.
maladroit
mepal
postchumos
When your shawarma is finished.
servantdude
A California butler.
puntificate
Thinking of entries for this thread.
autopsy-turvy
Turning someone upside down and inside-out.
conjurors
Lawyers do this.
grabity
The force of attraction that draws hands to the potato kugel at a Kiddush.
newroses
Fresh flowers procured daily due to an irrational fear of shriveled posies.
note my weak attempt above, at what is obviously your area of expertise.
Expertise
Pronunciation: Expire.teas
Definition: The tea they sell at fraction of the price,
due to its early expiration date.
pretty bad huh!
ICOT,
ex-sellant
a former merchant
ok, no tomatoes. That was my first one.
all kidding aside, those really were excellent!
bein_hasdorim-
kapusta-
Welcome aboard!
They’re all good.
No two people are alike – some that tickle one person’s funny bone may not do so for another person and vice-versa.
“Ineffable”
Careful now…
ICOT, in that case, I’ll try my luck at another one. (dont get too excited)
amealyourate (ameliorate)
what a food critic does.
As I’m writing this, I’m getting the feeling I stole it from someone. I apologize to whoever it is.
kapusta-
Excellent!
I was thinking of using that word re: Ms. Earhardt’s flying, but your usage is better.
thank you ICOT <bow>
ICOT (letters, not the words)
an occupational therapist with a cold heart.
kapusta-
Very good!
Actually, I’m a French distributor of Icy-Hot.
Pastiche
Definition #1: A glued-on mustache.
Definition #2: The condition of one’s skin after treatment for mosquito bites.
Adumbrate
A disgruntled customer’s description of product fees.
Dulcet
A particularly boring day at work spent sitting at a desk.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch is a place in the North of Wales
”be on your best CR behavior”
Sir Editor has just entered the CR!
ICOT and gang, any more words?
Hokey-dokey.
Today’s words that you may want to expunge:
caddylist
Escalade, DeVille, Fleetwood.
liquorish
squawdrone
What a brave must listen to in the teepee.
prankfurter
A tofu-based wiener for the nine-days.
shamburger
More yummy nine-days food.
smirkurial
The fastest smile in the west.
cribbage
Where a baby kapusta sleeps.
revoke
What the vekker did when someone went back to sleep.
alemint
What a shikker takes to hide the evidence of a liquid lunch.
humbug
A cricket.
decanter
consumeme
What potato kugel would say if it could talk.
metafour
mailStrom
arbietrage
(sorry – forgot the defunition above for this word)
decanter
When a horse slows to a walk.
I can only try: outstanding! well done! A+ your awesome at this!
Jax-
Thank you.
We aim to tease ..er please.
(There’re plenty of good ones here from other posters as well.)
imbue
An identifying statement made by a person with an unusual name.
kapusta-
Hope you enjoyed ’em – that was a custom-cooked batch, per your request.
Thank you for your indulgence 🙂
jewishfeminist02: nice one!
I can only try: nu we need our daily dose of your fun words!
Time for Punishment:
(because Jax Aksed)
penultimate
A Waterman.
Cheney
The aliya an ex-vice president gets (after mila and tvila, of course).
realax
Lizzie Borden endorsed.
dirgeabull
hermitt
A necessity for any woman who uses an oven.
hippocrate
A really, really big wooden box.
Metallergy
naughtylass
Always being sent to the principal.
perverse
How poets get paid.
scrambull
A very unwise thing to say, unless you are a matador.
tangent
An outdoor worker in August.
topay
If you neglect this, the shaitel macher won’t give you your hairpiece.
unison
1) An only child.
cabanana
Where fruit salad gets its dressing.
I can only try: pure entertainment buddy! thank you!
Hey! What happened to this thread? Talk about evolution…
electrocute:
shockingly adorable
Hippopotomonstrasequepedalephobia-
(noun)
Fear of long words.
Pentheraphobia noun pen-THEH-ruh-FO-be-uh: fear of one’s mother-in-law
Why does awesome mean super good, and aweful means super bad? To illustrate with a true story: A chassan with broken English called his Kallah to tell her how aweful she is. You can imagine how she felt.
Why does brainwash mean to empty the brain of good ideas, and brainstorm means to fill the brain with good ideas? And this time for a slightly exaggerated story: I got up in front of 150 people and thanked everyone for helping me brainwash for ideas. (The exaggerated part is that it happened at the rehearsal. No one was there yet.)
antidisestablishmentarionism – supposed to be the longest word in english. i dotn know what it means~! but this was mt trivia question in 4th grade- way back~
sunflower – antidisestablishmentarionism = the doctrine or political position that opposes the withdrawal of state recognition of an established church
The definition is just about shorter than the word itself.
Hello all.
I love this thread! Keep it coming!!
Here are some medical terms which you may find entertaining. They are duly plagiarized from another source:
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.
Artery…………….The study of paintings.
Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.
Barium…………….What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section……A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan…………..Searching for kitty.
Colic……………..A sheep dog.
Coma………………A punctuation mark.
D & C……………..Where Washington is.
Dilate…………….To live long.
Fester…………….Quicker than someone else.
Fibula…………….A small lie.
G.I. Series………..World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail…………..What you hang your coat on.
Impotent…………..Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain…………Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff………A Doctor’s cane.
Morbid…………….A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates…………..Cheaper than day rates.
Node………………Was aware of
Outpatient…. …….A person who has fainted.
Post Operative……..A letter carrier.
Recovery Room………Place to do upholstery.
Secretion………….Hiding something.
Seizure……………Roman emperor.
Tablet…………….A small table.
Terminal Illness……Getting sick at the Bus Station
Urine……………..Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose…………..Near by/close by.
Vein………………Conceited.
EXCELLENT, Leider! Welcome to the Grand CR! Enjoy your stay!
Thank you Mepal.
I used to enjoy frequent poster status, but have since been relegated to the sidelines with an occasional visit. The rigors of life have kept me otherwise busy.
Thank you for your warm welcome.
-Leider
so who ARE you then?
I barely know who I am myself, let alone explain it to others… (Oy, I’m reading too many Mussar Seforim) 😉
Here are some definitions for your avid review, comment, and needless to say -compliments. I made them up myself and this is the first attempt, so be very very nice!
Here goes…
Blunder –
The area underneath your blender
Synergy –
Using your energy for immoral behavior
Reserve –
What the waiter does after spilling the soup
Napkin –
A sibling of the guy asleep on the couch
Hospitality –
The Inpatient Bikur Cholim room
Kleenex –
My, what a clean freak she was!
Decision –
To cut once again
How about: to sew up a cut
…80
…80. You’re right!
I stand corrected.
Mod80: This one is for you…
80 –
Approximately eight
– Leider
How about:
80…What the fellow did when the tea was too thick to drink.
Good, good, Leider! Keep them coming!
80, with a fork and knife as well, no?
80…a letter following S
80…What the alphabet-eater ate after he ate D
80…abbreviation for After Dawn
That’s not fair Mod80! You had a lifetime to think these things up!
80…How Haiti was pronounced by the fellow who always talked with his mouth full
Mod 80 – You have just earned my unending respect
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.