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nice, jax 🙂
bibliobibuli
those who read too much
borborygmic
pertaining to the rumbling of one’s stomach or intestines.
sentence-i like this word borborygmic.
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borborygmic is a phenomenal word. thanks.
the sentence is even better 🙂
DeliberatelyEsoteric: nice one! 😉
estivate
to spend the summer.
exsanguinate
to drain blood from.
anglewitch
a worm used as bait in fishing
flambuginous
sham, deceptive
borborygmic
pertaining to the rumbling of one’s stomach or intestines.
sentence-i like this word borborygmic.
Now that’s real onomatopoeia!
ames: that sounds like espionage, too
triscuitdeckaphobia
Irrational fear of eating waffle-like crackers on your back porch.
collieflower
A dogwood tree, in full bloom.
youthinAsia
Chinese government’s attempt to outlaw old age.
shtrudel
German parent attempting to hush his daughter, Trudl.
conkissdadoor
What a jailbird does upon arriving home.
Ebonics
A plague upon the English language. Combination of Ebola and Bubonic.
Dengue
Chinese leader’s first name.
dotage
Liver spots one gets as one ages.
Icoot
An icot in his dotage.
ames: most of these words don’t come up on our answers thing! i found a good site for words like this, i bet ICOT & feivel did too! 😉 ha abt the espionage thing, seems like espionage is taking over your life!
ames-
Jax-
The “Ebonics” pshat was something I read in a newspaper several years ago, when the word & concept first came out.
Years ago, many of the counselors in a camp I worked at got themselves t-shirts proclaiming themselves to be “Camp Staff”.
I never did get around to having the t-shirt I wanted printed up – “Camp Staph”.
ICOT- I’m really enjoying your posts 🙂
ICOT, THANK YOU for the best laugh of my day!!
Symmetry
noun
An Irish graveyard
Questionable
phrase
What the cops do with the cow’s husband
I don’t get it squeak… and I’m sure once I do I’ll be chapping hana’ah
areivimzehlazeh-
oomis1105-
Thank you for the encouragement.
squawlid
pallid
angoraphobia
Fear of overpaying for a wool sweater.
muddle
The end result of mixing dirt and a puddle.
skuldruggery
message
melloncollie
probonoscis
An altruistic big-nosed lawyer.
barristar
A lawyer who excels at brewing coffee.
abombinabull*
An explosive situation.
combustabull*
Mmmmm, barbecue.
whats a staph? sorry for the stupidness of the young.
If you don’t know something, you google it 😉
youngbutnotstupid-
Hi.
Staphylococcus is commonly referred to as a staph infection.
Here’s a definition found online:
bacterial (staphylococcus aureus) infection that grows deep below the skin. This bacteria usually enters the skin through open cuts.
I was waiting for someone to do “comfortable”.
squawlid, probonoscis
STOP–you’re killing me!!!!!!!!
ICOT & squeak: awesome ones! love your creativity you too! 😉
wow ”Camp Staph” t-shirts, sweatshirts would be such a hit! ha ha!
HiJax
Diversion of a thread from its subject topic to issue a greeting to a popular and prolific poster. 🙂
cracking up
ames, howd you do that?
OMG!! How’d u do that??
cool
I think that deserves an award of its own
wow and that was coming from squeak himself bichvodo uvatzmo. ames is gonna be so honored.
shouldn’t there be a logo like that for the mods?
niiiiiiiice- ames!
ames, worth all the effort!
BS”D
Cerebrolipidosis:
A condition marked by the presence of lipids, or fats, in the cerebral region, so that the brain is submerged in said fats and fails to function properly. Causes include failure to exercise the brain through proper thinking for one’s self. It is usually not terminal and can be reversed in some instances, especially when it occurs in the form of epidemic cerebrolipidosis.
MRI scans have noted a very high prevalence of cerebrolipidosis among politicians, journalists and government bureaucrats. It is said that an epidemic of cerebrolipidosis is responsible for the election of Barack Obama in 2008, and such an epidemic was only seen prior to this during the 1976 election when it resulted in victory for Jimmy Carter. Similar such epidemics often occur during the televised broadcasts of major events such as sports tournaments and song contests.
ICOT: i’m laughing so hard! Hey you too! thanx pal!
ames: wow your good!
ames-
Wow!
That’s a fantastic work-of-art that’s even getting the moderators jealous.
I should offer to share it with “Jax”, but it’s too nice – I think I’ll keep it all for myself.
Now to find a nice frame… -wait! No need, you even framed it.
Thank you – very nicely done.
Jax-
As previously stated, I should share it, but it’s too nice.
Maybe “ames” can make you your own award.
I can only try: it’s all yours the award! find a nice spot to hang it now!
42: post of the year alert! check your email plz!
BS”D
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (mah-MOOD ah-MAD-ee-ne-zhad):
1) A small, ugly creature which lives in Teheran, Iran and is noted for its aggressive and abusive threats, most of which have little substance.
2) A small, ugly creature which steals election results and threatens to build nuclear bombs and reactors from spent white pistachio shells, not even knowing that red ones are necessary for the red pushbuttons on the remote control.
3) The only known outside supporter of the Ku Klutz Kartel, a ragtag group of renegade extreme anti-Zionists, each of whom claim the title Rabbi due to their having purchased it for a total of 1000 Paskesz candy wrappers during an ill-conceived marketing promotion. Many ballots cast for Ahmadinejad are said to resemble these candy wrappers in color, size and authenticity.
4) The Official Farsi Translation for “Jimmy Carter”.
A600KiloBear-
“Cerebrolipidosis” – very good, but I wouldn’t have had any idea what you were talking about if not for reading an article about Lorenzo Odone in the Readers Digest a while back. (You don’t have to be a fathead to vote a certain way, but it helps:))
As far as Ahmadinejad(yms), we can only daven that his threats “have little substance”.
BS”D
🙂 a cholesterol test is called a blood lipids test or some such thing because it also tests for other detrimental fats. Hyperlipidosis (or is it hyperlipidemia?) = too much of any of those fats in the blood.
I believe that Mad Mahmoud is just another Baghdad Bob, especially after his famous Photoshopped missile test picture.
very nice
Byeson
What a buffalo says to his male progeny when he leaves home.
Treeson
Loggone
Why Pinocchio has no siblings.
HickO’Ree
Vycount
Bal’agan
What a French-Israeli gardner calls himself.
Pakiderm
A dusky-complexioned central Asian.
carborater
One who reviews pizza and pasta restaurants.
‘eclips
styfull
Why the farmer sold off some of his pigs.
claustraphobia
I can only try: amazing amazing, all amazing! thanks for da entertainment!
ICOT, excellent!
lol, ICOT!
Jax-
kapusta-
mepal-
et al-
Thank you.
It’s nice to know that sophomoric humor is appreciated 🙂
Feel free to jump in.
(“feivel” had a good one in the “Widgets” thread)
ICOT, it takes a certain brain to make these up!
i decided to try it…be nice 😉
unadulterated
below age twelve or thirteen
sycophant
an elephant in need of professional help
phonetic
a sudden muscular contraction specific to callers who take advantage of their unlimited minutes
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