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  • #600862
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    *Ok this thresd is mainly for members with subtitles. For those who don’t have one, use a subtitle you’d LIKE to have*

    You gotta make up a rhyme, a limerick, a story, a game, a song, a riddle, or/and a joke using your SUBTITLE as THE THEME. Good luck!!!

    Winner gets a free cup of *Brohnffee!!!!!

    *see translation here:

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/coffee-maven-liquer-maven#post-322178

    #877834
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    One day coffee addict was walking down the street (uphill both ways, mind you) when all of a sudden a big ferocious lion jumped out of the bushes (don’t ask me how a lion can fit) and started attacking him. Coffee addict didn’t have his trusty switchblade so instead he just took his hands to the lions mouth and pulled until the lion died

    and that’s how coffee addict killed a lion with his bare hands (sorry it wasn’t original)

    #877836
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Syag, they told it to you. Have you decided it’s loshon hara.

    #877837

    once moskidoodle was walking with a paint brush and fell into a world called theyeshivaworld.

    now he paints the boring background.

    #877838
    TheGoq
    Participant

    There was a man named Goq

    in being mysterious he held much stock

    meeting someone new for him was great fun

    so he greeted them with a welcome wagon.

    #877839
    TheGoq
    Participant

    There was a poster named Baal Habooze

    who posted on Yeshiva World News

    Always fun and clever but also very tipsy

    For one person to drink so much he must have once been a gypsy.

    #877840
    wanderingchana
    Participant

    There once was a Chana who wandered

    She went here and there and out yonder

    Once she didn’t go back

    She became an expat

    And felt just like a fish out of water.

    #877841
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    lol Goq, you never cease to put a smile on my face!! I’ll post one tomorrow, I’m too *high* right now….

    *high up on the rocks that is…hehe

    #877842
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    “on the rocks”

    Here’s a little game with my subtitle I just thought of.

    How many words can you come up with using the letters of my subtitle (at least 3-letter words). you can only use the letters as many times at it appears. There should be very many. Good Luck!

    #877843
    moi aussi
    Member

    I am only a plain and simple member

    No fancy subtitles I assemble

    How do I get a promotion

    Have I not treaded with caution

    I wish to belong like all of you

    Please grant me my title “ME TOO”

    #877844
    TheGoq
    Participant

    On, The, Rocks, Core, Sock, Ton, Hook, Rook, Took, Her, Hero, Tone,

    Cone, Sore, Hone, Son, Soon, Score, Note, CORKS, Soot, Soothe, Cooks, Ore, Rockets, Ort, Tore, Socket, Sort, Coo, Coot, Cot, Hocks, Thats all for now rocky.

    #877845
    Ken Zayn
    Member

    BH there’s loads of words. Here are some. I’ll begin with 3 letter words and go up to 7. Cot hot rock sock hock hoot horse noose notes roots hooter scooter

    #877846
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    On the Rocks

    JOKE

    Q. How many drunken guys does it take to change a light bulb?

    LOL…ok, ok, I admit I made that one up when I was falling asleep late last night. y’know when you’re tired and EVERYTHING is funny….?

    🙂

    There was once a guy named BaalHabooze

    Who loved to drink and shmooze

    He especially loved martinis on the rocks

    But would wobble around in his socks

    #877847
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Excellent Booze.

    #877849
    tzaddiq
    Member

    ON THE ROCKS -I’m continuing the Word Find with words not said yet:

    neck, stock, shock, one, shone, hen, then, store, nor, core, snore, choke, stoke, stroke, not, knot, shot, rot, shoot, nest, rest, crest, chest, chose, hose, rose, those, shooter, short, snort, coke, toes, nose, ten, net, she

    #877851
    LuvMe
    Member

    once there was a member named LuvMe, who the mods must have not loved so much, because she didnt get a subtitle, and cant write about it. The End. LOL just kidding mods.

    #877852
    2scents
    Participant

    Lightly scented

    #877853
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Funetik spelur. 😀

    #877854
    tzaddiq
    Member

    I am a fairly new member

    About 1-2 weeks, if I correctly remember.

    My screen name is tzaddiq with a “q”

    My identity as a Godol HaDor is long overdue

    I hope I get more recognition in December ?

    #877855
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    hehe tzaddiq, good one!! LOL!

    #877856
    gefen
    Participant

    ok – giggle girl’s subtitle says “giggles like a dolphin”

    so – how does a dolphin giggle?

    #877857
    Ken Zayn
    Member

    “how does a dolphin giggle?”

    SQUEAK IT’S YOU THEY ARE ASKING…

    #877858
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    cinderella, we’re still waiting to hear your story……

    and what about kapusta?? where’s kapusta?

    #877859
    Ken Zayn
    Member

    Cinderella started telling us her story but the problem is that she wasnt finished by midnight and she hasnt been seen since

    BTW tzaddiq that limerick was really good. Why not post some on the limerick thread http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/limericks

    #877860
    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    Ken, that’s too bad about cinderella. I always had very shverrer kashas on the cinderella story and I need her for clarifications. For example, if all the magic stopped at midnight, how come her magic glass slipper didn’t disappear too??

    hmmmm…..

    I also agree with your assessment on tzaddiq’s rhyme, I think he posted some stuff in the rhyme thread. I think.

    #877861
    squeak
    Participant

    Ken, how should I know? Feivish came up with the dolphin thing, not me.

    #877862
    miritchka
    Member

    Around the table

    My family sat,

    They nicknamed me “Miritchka”

    And that was that!

    The mods were so nice

    When they accepted me,

    They made me a “Member”

    Of the CR family!

    #877866
    Ken Zayn
    Member

    They added the name Kenneth

    When I reached the zenith

    Even when only Solomon

    I had more awards than a congressman

    Cos I was a true Zaynestsky

    The World Champion of Jetski

    ___________________________________

    That rhyme it was as hard as can be

    Have I won that free cup of brohnffee?

    #877867
    TheGoq
    Participant

    How about some fun with thread titles?

    I was walking home from the grocery store in LAKEWOOD where i had bought some FROZEN VEGGIES i got there just in time they were about to CLEAN UP SHOP, i was walking home when i saw a woman in a JEAN SKIRT doing the ZUMBA to a tune on her IPOD i thought she had taken complete leave of her WITS concerned i called HATZOLO she was causing quite a scene i was watching her with some men in COLORED SHIRTS they may have been from TOURO OR YU i wasnt sure, i thought i saw the same guys SCHNORING AT WEDDINGS the night before i asked them is ANYONE HERE AFRAID OF DIEING because of watching her?, i KNEW I WAS GETTING TOO OLD to just stand around the crowd watching the poor woman, so i just walked home i passed the travel agency and saw some great BRITISH POSTERS i wished i could go there.

    #877868

    duz anybody agree about the boring background?

    #877869
    TheGoq
    Participant

    What boring background?

    #877870
    cinderella
    Participant

    Hey Baal Habooze, This is my first time opening this thread…

    Ummm… my story??

    Well, once upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She joined a chat room one day and here she met a man called Prince Charming. They really liked each other and wanted to meet. The thing is that they didn’t know each others real identities. But then, Cinderella became a mod (not true) and got Charmings email address! The decided to meet and it turned out that Prince Charming was a creepy stalker. The End

    Oh and I’ll have to ask my fairy godmother about the slippers. I never noticed that!!

    #877871

    (To the nursery rhyme tune of hey diddle, the cat and a fiddle)-

    Hey Diddle Diddle

    The lady with a griddle…

    She went to go get her shirt

    but when she got there

    The shirt was a skirt

    And so she had to iron it again.

    * * * * * *

    ONce upon a time there was a lady who lived in a shoe

    She had so many shirts to iron, she didn’t know what to do

    So she sprayed them all with Niagra Spray Starch

    And then ignited them with a match and they looked like a Torch.

    #877872
    cinderella
    Participant

    On the topic of subtitles- mods can you please fix mine? I hate to complain but it drives me crazy! Can you fix ‘shoes’ and make it ‘shoe’? I was hoping you’d notice so i wouldn’t have to bother you but…

    Thx in advance!!

    #877873
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Is Cinderella the shoefits chaim?

    #877874
    cinderella
    Participant

    lol goq- I would complain again but I feel bad… Thx mods 😉

    #877876

    Bump

    #877877
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Looks like I have to think of something new… ^_^

    #877878
    ED IT OR
    Participant

    See the problem is that subtitles get changed/revised/extended over time and the posts don’t.

    Hence; in 12 months this post will seem strange

    In 18 months downright weird and in 24 months completely crackers!

    #877879
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    lol crazybri

    i know what you mean

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