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  • #611822
    Lakewood Guys
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    We here in Lakewood composed some clever lyrics to a well-known tune in honor of those emerging from the Freezer. We wish them and of course everyone else, much haztlacha in finding their zivug. Feel free to post additional stanzas.

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    #1058185
    147
    Participant

    I also have emerged from the Freezer, with this Artic Air Blast having departed, and having climbed back to normal temperatures.

    #1058186

    If NASI wants to know the real reason for the shiddiuch crisis, they dont have to look any further than Flakewood. I was there in middle of ???, and I almost got hypothermia. I had to go to Skver to warm up! This nonsensical shtick of causing the bachurim to drey a zman before dating is the main cause of the age gap. Al Gore must be wrong about global warming, ???. Do people think BMG is the Waldorf Astoria, where you go for a coffee and an ??? ???? In order to ensure that people come to learn and not just as a dating base, the ???? is a neccesary step. ??? ???? ??? ??? ?????? ???? ???? ???? ????? ?? ???? ????? ?????? ?????? ????. i heard from my friends brothers friend who heard ??? ?? ??? ?? that there is a bochur who is ??? depresed and he drinks shnapps bec he is desperatlee in need of a ????? he is ??? freezerburnt . Hock oif gass is that Sarah Schneirer is opening a microwave ????? ????????. The knocking oilam is kuching broigez. A shanda of this propotrion is almosst ???? for the FJJ. the microwave is to compete with bjj’s deep frier. ???? ?? ???? ??? ???? ?? ???? ???? ?? ?????? ??? ???????. may we be zoche to many l’chaims by all.

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    #1058187
    Lakewood Guys
    Participant

    bump

    #1058188
    Rema711
    Member

    Lakewood Guys LW is the holiest city in NA

    #1058189
    the plumber
    Member

    Rema

    Obviously aside from brooklyn ihr hakodesh

    We have some yeshivos (as opposed to mekomei torah)

    #1058190
    gilda
    Participant

    There is such an outcry about the the shidduch crisis – it’s time to stop the freezer business

    #1058191
    the plumber
    Member

    Gilda

    I agree.

    Its irrelevant if people end up coming to lakewood to date.

    It can be a yeshiva by day, dating service by night.

    We should replace the rebbeim with shaddchanim

    #1058192
    Rema711
    Member

    the plumber know u went to far in the freezer, u are now a Popsicle

    #1058193
    A jew who cares
    Participant

    If you think the Lakewood boys are the ones causing the shidduch crisis then I would assume that means you think they are good marriage material.

    If that’s the case, perhaps being in the freezer helps them to become the type of boy who would be sought after?

    #1058194
    Rema711
    Member

    A jew who cares as I said LW is a makom torah it is the best makom torah in the whole diaspora

    #1058195
    the plumber
    Member

    Rema

    Thats insulting.

    Am i a lakewood guy? My yeshiva doesnt have this freezer garbage

    #1058196
    Rema711
    Member

    the plumber LW is a makom torah no explanation needed

    #1058197
    apushatayid
    Participant

    Unfortunately, in the world of shidduchim it is irrelevent if someplace is a makom torah or not. All that matters is how the makom is perceived. Even in Lakewood, one can be in the wrong makom (BMG isnt the only yeshiva) or the wrong chabura in the “right” yeshiva. Illusion and perception is what too many people are caught up in.

    #1058198
    Rema711
    Member

    apushatayid not true

    #1058199

    Some think the freezer extends the age gap by a year, but it is debatable. The age gap itself is debatable. The only thing universally accepted is that shidduchim is impossible without a lot of siyatah dishmayah, and that we must daven that all seeking singles in Klal Yisrael see a yeshuah bekarov.

    #1058202
    apushatayid
    Participant

    Rema. so you are saying perception isnt everything? I know many shidduchim turned down because of perception and not reality, earlier this wee a shidduch that I was involved with was turned down by a girls father because “if he was such a good bachur he wouldnt be learning in X, he would be learning in Y” (I purposely left out the names of the yeshivos since they are irrelevent – my point is it is perception, not that the bachur is learning, but WHERE is “learning”).

    #1058203
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    all girls are invited to come to Lakewood on Monday February 9 at 3:30pm to grab the learning boy that is perfect for them. The freezer doors are unlocked already but are guarded until Monday 3:30

    May hashem give you all hatzlacha to find your zivug at the first time

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