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  • #1665421
    Meno
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    So the day the freezer opens just happens to coincide with single-digit weather.

    I’ve already heard plenty of bad jokes about this. Let’s see if we could get a good one.

    #1665431
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    I don’t think we should talk about shidduchim any more. It causes people to have a Whirpool of emotions, is a a very Hotpoint, and someone Maytag you as insensitive if you say the wrong thing.

    (now you’ve heard three more)

    #1665432
    Joseph
    Participant

    Now the girls are in the freezer.

    #1665463
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Meno, please share with us all of the bad jokes you’ve heard about this

    #1665468
    Joseph
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    One man’s bad humor are another man’s parody.

    #1665706
    Sam Klein
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    One man told his friend. “My wife needs new glasses , she still doesn’t see things the way I see it”

    #1665757
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Sam, what does that have to do with the freezer?

    #1666010
    yitzyk
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    Lekovod Tu B’Shvat, many bochurim in Lakewood had dates.

    Some had oranges or pomegranates too.

    #1666068
    apushatayid
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    I thought in a leap year, the freezer opens on rosh chodesh adar…

    #1666153
    The little I know
    Participant

    apushatayid:

    You wrote: “I thought in a leap year, the freezer opens on rosh chodesh adar…”

    Wouldn’t that be jumping to a conclusion?

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