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I was thinking about all the valuable advice, that everyone could benefit from if it was only posted. Feel free to post your best guidelines here.
P.s You dont have to feel obligated to take it…
“it’s good advice to give good advice”
Uncle Moishe
Do not blink your eyes on Thursdays. Studies have shown it can be harmful to your health.
Don’t leave on a trip of several hours with pastrami sandwiches but no drinks.
lol @ PBA.
I hate when that happens…
Dont bet on the wrong horse
A good piece of free advice is, “You get what you pay for”.
Dont bite the hand that feeds you.
Please do not remove shopping carts from the premises.
Don’t try to unjam a hand-blender with your hand. Because yeah, your hand will get blended. I just did this last night *bow*
Spray away from eyes and face.
Keep a cat in your home to prevent the mice from eating your leftover pasta.
Feed your cat or else it’ll die.
Always know where your towel is.
Good advice costs nothing, and it’s worth the price.
I sincerely doubt
That the world could do without
My gooood ad-vice!
La via del tren subterraneo es peligrosa. Si el tren se para entre las estaciones, quedese adentro. No salga afuera. Siga los instrucciones de los operadores del tren o la policia.
(The underground railway line is dangerous. If the train stops between stations, stay inside. Do not go outside. Follow the instructions of the train operators or the police.)
If you’re going to hitchhike on a flying saucer, make sure it’s green.
Measure twice, cut once.
Always button your shirt right.
Don’t go with the flow. There’s a waterfall ahead.
when in England drive on the left
Ne gaspillez pas trop de temps sur yeshivaworld.com votre famille a besoin de vous. toujours utiliser Google translate quand vous ne savez pas comment lire quelque chose.
Here’s some advice that can really help:
Take one, twice a day, for 10 days
When its time to do a shidduch , make a list of ten things which are important to you.
If your offered something which has 7 out of those 10 requirements, TAKE IT!!!!!!
lol arwsf.
Now you sound like a doctor. lol
Take all advice you receive here with a grain (or more) of salt.
never be pessimistic, it doesnt get you far…
hmm hmm wiy.. take it w a grain of sugar!!
Go out and buy yourself a leather couch.
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down in the most delightful way.
Well you should always read the label, always read it well.
Never walk into the boarding area of any airline and cry: Hi Jack! and wave to your best friend Jack across the room.
Correct Punctuation is Crucial
E.g. “Let’s Eat, Grandpa” vs. “Let’s Eat Grandpa”.
If someone doesn’t respond to a post you posted, don’t take it personally.
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