A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, “Look, lady, you’ve got to let me get up. I’m two miles past my stop already!”
Q. If February is Black History Month and March is Women’s History
Month, what happens the rest of the year?
A. Discrimination.
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they never change anything!
Q: Why is it so hard for feminists to find men that are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A: Because all those men are already married.