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What are your Favorites lines from all shmuel kunda Z’L tapes?
I can’t believe he’s gone :'(
“Em…em…howaya you. My name is Mista Osbourne. And I’m an official for the Housing Department…”
“How many times a night can a two year old get thirsty?” “About levendy six?”
Wookie Jookie !
“and since when do I take orders from a fish?”
Heyyya Frrranky
Wookie jooky comes from Marvelous Midos Machine by Abie Rottenberg.
My favorite Kunda line is when Mayor Figalely La Gardenhose says, “And that’s a campaign promise!”
I’m calling on behalf of yeshiva lilmod u’lilamed…lishmar v’la’asos…ulekayeim…es kol divrei…talmud torasecha…b’ahava!
Heshy? He-eshy? He-sheeee! Are you sleeping?!
And now more than ever i use this line: How many times a night can a 2 year old get thirsty?!
I also loved his tapes, and I don’t doubt that he and his family are proud of them. I just feel like we can wait until the man is buried before his death becomes a reason to tell jokes.
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In this time we forgot all the lines.
It’s starting to come back now, slowly.
I think the first one is “Light is compared to the Torah” – 613 Torah Avenue – Breishis. (is that his first?)
then there’s
v’ahavta l’reiacha k’mocha… I’m loosing the place.
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Why limit it to our favorite lines from his tapes? Why not have a favorite line from every category?
Here are mine:
Favorite line from a story tape (because I can relate to it so well):
I got a great report card from Rabbi Lomnitz,
I got a great report card from Mrs. Kurtz,
Favorite line from a Shabbos Afternoon (August 26th 1989) story at the steps of the Camp Naarim dining room:
(after the laughter calmed down)
Favorite line said to him by an 8 year old (my little brother):
Favorite line he said to me:
Favorite line that backfired:
Dr. Pepper – thanks
“And that’s a campaign promise!!” Mayor Figalely La Gardenhose, When Zaidy was Young, Vol II
Zeidy… your uncle, is a door??
After shpritzing seltzer in the guest’s face:
“I said I was I’m sorry!”
Hey Doc Welcome back to the cr
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/wheres-dr-pepper
My Popa Eatsa Pasta
Yamo Yamo
“That sir, is my hat”
“So it is, so it is, but is it Kosher?”
Where’s the pipe that turns New Jersey? (There’s Zaidy)
“Tell me a state that starts with the letter ‘V'”. “Villiamsburg”. No Virginia, spell Virginia 50 times”
Let’s not forget Zelda, Zarina and all other female characters. I actually know her (????? ?????).
I’d gladly sweep the steps if I had a broom. (menorah)
You gotta be practical.. No moping, you gotta be coping.
Since when do I take orders from a fish.
The head works better when the stomach is full..
I still have my doubts…(daring disguise)
My daughter likes.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi,
….Only 2 weeks old and already he’s sleeping through the night.
Baby – what baby?! I’m talking about my son-in-law !
When the boy traveled with hes zeidy to Israel, on the plane the boy tried pulling the seat belt and hears an old man from behind him:
” hey boy, thoj are my shoshpenders”
and the famous line of the shabbos tape “take a bath or a shower but don’t take an hour…on erev shabbos…”
all parents around! keep chinuch books on the side and buy shmuel kunda tapes! the best chinuch techniques ever!!
It’s like purim, without sneakews. …
Right, like purim without yom kippur!
(isn’t a Mod supposed to be a serious personality?)
Here are mine:
Person 1: “He’s as honest as the sky is blue.”
Person 2: “He’s as honest as the grass is green.”
Person 3: “Uh… He’s as honest as my hat is purple.”
Person 2: “Your hat is brown!”
Person 3: “Uh… if my hat were purple, that’s as honest he’d be.”
From Papa and the Prince (I think)
Here’s another (from Royal Rescue):
“Don’t you know you cannot order him?”
“And why not?”
“Because, eh, he’s out of order!”
And how about
“Don’t stop like a toad
in middle of the road!
Continue with the episode!”
(Funny mainly because of the English accent)
Thank you Reb Shmuel! Your tapes were a major part of my childhood. My siblings and I quote them in conversation till today.
Unfortunately, I don’t know the back of my hand too well…
I don’t think Wednesday night is a good night for a bath, uncle Isadore!
He bit off my foot , he but off my leg( lots of sounds) he’s a carnivorous I telya!
I told you Wednesday night wast a good time for a bath,
Heshy!!
I’m sorry mama.
Awsome!!!!
Love it!
Bowwow and OnlytheTruth- aren’t those lines from MMM?
My name is pinchas, not pinch-os, I don’t pinch anybody.
“Are you home?”
“I’m NOT home!”
“You can’t fool me… I see the light on in your kitchen, so I know you’re home”
What are MODs doing on such a silly thread. Aren’t they supposed to be somber, solemn, serious?!?
Does Editor know you can be humorous? Ok, ok, I won’t tell. (someone’s parnasah..)
Rebbe (muvhak)! How I miss you!!
since when do I take orders from a fish
Slabodka is not in Russia. It’s in Lithuania. (Not a line.)
I am always humorous
Especially when you don’t mean to be
I gained a new appreciation for the tapes when my kids started listening to them. My father’s favorite part was the Shabbos guest (I forget his name) from “Baruch Learns about Shabbos” who spends 5 minutes listing out his entire family including “Rrrosy mit der runny nosey”.
I laughed a lot at the theme song (Lower East Side Anthem) from the first “When Zaidy was Young”. “We would handel on the price/Then return the merchandise/in that crowded little corner of New York!”
I really liked those baruch tapes. My favorite is probably the shabbos zemiros song that includes the tunes from different zemiros.
Anyone know which album this song was on? It went something like “In the days of the rishonim, … of the acharonim, in the days – in the days of the rishonim, … of the acharonim”. I’d love to get my hands on that album. If anybody can let me know the name of the album, I’d really appreciate it. Thanks.
I think The Royal Rescue.
Welcome to the CR.
He is correct.
I don’t care I don’t care vere you vas born (Mr Genukschoin to Mr Osbourne)
Well with an invitation like that how could I refuse?
(MR Mayor’s response to Mr Genukschoin)
the entire ” if everything’s impossible and you don’t know why
‘ song. i was going through a very dark period in my life, hurting lots of people and myself in so mny ways. i was very depressed, not knowing where to turn. while babysitting a niece i heard the song and it really struck a chord in what i thought was a soul beyond repair, a soul without hope. from that moment on, i felt like a changed person. reb shmuel, i owe you my life, seriously
And since when do I take orders from a fish????
Our family always talks about “bullzoders”.
I told you Wednesday night is not a good night for a bath Uncle Isadore…
Chazoras haschnapps
On When Zaidy was young vol 3, there is a beautiful song called “Goodbye my little village”. It’s worth a listen even for people who don’t want to hear the whole story.
But Mama, that scarf’s as long as East Broadwaaay
Yes Mama
He’s the mayor he’s the mayor…the people just can’t wait till he’ll retire!
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