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  • #600979
    Bar Shattya
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    So I’m sitting here drinking beer on a sunday afternoon and wondering why there have been no threads about alcohol recently. As if people only abuse alcohol on simchas torah and purim. I abuse alcohol all the time and I only get mussar about it twice a year. How ridiculous is that? Do people think that twice a year is enough to speak about shidduchim, women, tzniyus, women, seminaries, women, shidduchim, women? No, it appears people find it much more necessary than just on tu b’av and lag b’omer. I’m running low on drinking mussar. Hurry before I drive to my friends house to get some mussar from him.

    #833084
    estrapade
    Member

    Don’t drink and drive. Enjoy your beer.

    #833085
    Half
    Member

    drinking n driving is a no go, umless it’s coffee flavoured beer:P!!!!

    #833086
    popa_bar_abba
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    drinking n driving is a no go, umless it’s coffee flavoured beer:P!!!!

    Sam Adams has one. It tastes interesting.

    Google “Sam Adams Black and Brew”.

    #833087
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    Alchohol is assur and you will burn in heck. Minus your liver.

    #833088
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    drinking n driving is a no go, umless it’s coffee flavoured beer:P!!!!

    …or if you’re in Israel, where the beer is non-alcoholic…(?!)

    #833089
    Bar Shattya
    Member

    got home safely. still alive. dont know about those other dudes in the car. i didnt even remember them getting in. does someone want to kick them out of my basement? They’re “occupying” Bar Shattyas house.

    #833090
    Half
    Member

    sqautters can’t be removed they reserve the right to stay as long as they wish;P

    #833091
    akuperma
    Participant

    Jews traditionally abuse alcohol only on days we don’t drive (other than Purim). Also whereas the goyim drink to drown their sorrows, we only drink to heighten our simchas (alcohol is a mood intensifier). These two facts, plus the genetic predisposition to fall asleep before we get into too much trouble (at least among those with realtively “pure” Jewish ancestry) explain why public drunkedness isn’t a big problem in frum communities.

    #833092
    optimusprime
    Member

    Please make sure to make a blessing before and after consuming your beverage!

    #833093
    soliek
    Member

    theres a difference between abusing alcohol and just having a drink…

    #833094
    Half
    Member

    don’t bentch before your finished and stop before you bentch

    #833096
    Toi
    Participant

    t-shirt:

    drink your beer!there are sober kids in Africa!

    #833097
    YehudahTzvi
    Participant

    Beer…? what a waste of calories! Scotch!

    #1322779
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Contrary to popular belief, beer is not a waste of calories.

    #1324431
    Undercover Bochur
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    Beer is cheeper than gas. “Drink don’t drive.”

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