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January 11, 2011 3:46 am at 3:46 am #1003833โ๏ธcoffee addictParticipant
Ten bucks whoever comes near to describing me,
and how are you going to send us this ten dollars?
but anyways I’m guessing you look like someone thats new to the scene ๐
January 11, 2011 4:03 am at 4:03 am #1003834smartcookieMemberDeizooger- I pic you as average height and skinny, with dark black long, thin, curled peyos.
January 11, 2011 4:11 am at 4:11 am #1003835smartcookieMemberNew2thescene- two hands, two feet, I hope…
Now please contact me through the mods. Ill be waiting for my $10
January 11, 2011 4:13 am at 4:13 am #1003836smartcookieMemberNew2thescene- two hands, two feet, I hope…
Now please contact me through the mods. Ill be waiting for my $10
January 11, 2011 4:16 am at 4:16 am #1003837dunnoMembernew2thescene
What will these virtual dollars buy us?
January 11, 2011 4:21 am at 4:21 am #1003838RuphRuphMembernew2thescene,
I’ll try. You have dreadlocks, mini mouse bow tie, and you smoke a cigar.
January 11, 2011 4:41 am at 4:41 am #1003839OfcourseMemberComputer screens, Computer screens you’re all having a ball,
You know the truth- who’s the best looking of them all!?!?
January 11, 2011 4:44 am at 4:44 am #1003840smartcookieMemberItcheSrulik- PLEASE don’t be offended. We don’t really know you. This is a guessing game.
January 11, 2011 1:55 pm at 1:55 pm #1003841deiyezoogerMemberS-cookie, close call, fits the pic. 90%
January 11, 2011 3:46 pm at 3:46 pm #1003842mewhoParticipant^-^
now i have posted 2 pix of myself here
January 11, 2011 3:53 pm at 3:53 pm #1003843ItcheSrulikMembersmartcookie: Of course it’s a guessing game, and of course I’m not offended! I found the idea hilarious. I laughed so hard my kippa sruga almost fell off. ๐
Care to guess again?
January 11, 2011 3:55 pm at 3:55 pm #1003844blinkyParticipantI have pictures in my mind of quite a few but i don’t want to lose my “least contraversal title”….:)
January 11, 2011 4:11 pm at 4:11 pm #1003845smartcookieMemberDeiyez- which part of it is wrong? Just wondering!
Itche srulik- wow! I guess I got a wrong impression of you. I won’t guess you again!
January 11, 2011 5:23 pm at 5:23 pm #1003846Jack DanielsMembersenderav: how did you guess?
January 11, 2011 5:32 pm at 5:32 pm #1003847bjjkidParticipantcould anyone figure me out?
January 11, 2011 5:46 pm at 5:46 pm #1003848crdleMemberItche- ur a srugie dude? wow didn’t see that one coming!
January 11, 2011 5:46 pm at 5:46 pm #1003849eclipseMemberThe Goq..what is “uncomplicated hair”,pray tell?
Lemonysnicket,what does your mother look like?
January 11, 2011 5:47 pm at 5:47 pm #1003850eclipseMembercutiepie–were you soright or squeak?
January 11, 2011 5:58 pm at 5:58 pm #1003851Sender AvMemberJack D, I think we must have met somewhere before and you made a lasting impression.
January 11, 2011 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm #1003852eclipseMemberI have no idea whatsoever what anyone looks like…half the time I don’t even have the gender right!
January 11, 2011 8:20 pm at 8:20 pm #1003853deiyezoogerMember“Deiyez- which part of it is wrong?”
Those extra few pounds…
January 11, 2011 8:58 pm at 8:58 pm #1003854OfcourseMemberIm in agony here. I feel very ignored. It’s my turn! Btw has anyone attempted to describe AZ?
January 11, 2011 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #1003855Jack DanielsMembersender it must have been that ๐
January 11, 2011 9:05 pm at 9:05 pm #1003857dunnoMemberAZ probably walks around with “Age Gap” across his forehead.
January 11, 2011 10:02 pm at 10:02 pm #1003858Jack DanielsMembersender it must have been that ๐
January 11, 2011 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm #1003859eclipseMemberThe Goq?
LemonySnicket?
January 11, 2011 10:53 pm at 10:53 pm #1003860oomisParticipant“Oomis, for a while I thought I knew who you were but I turned out to be wrong. I see you as being a bit taller than average, average weight, dirty blonde & a nice, genuine smile. “
Sorry, the physical description is off, but yes, my smile is very genuine.
CRDL, you were not too far off. I am somewhat short, wear glasses, have dark straight hair, look NOTHING like Mrs. Weasely, but DO make awfully good pastries, and yes, I love to have company all the time. FTR, I do NOT dress like anyone’s (older) Bubby or mother, neither am I a fashion hound. I wear caps more than snoods (no tichels at all), and a shaitel on Shabbos and YT, not usually a hat. Above all, if you were to meet me, you would hopefully come away thinking, “Wow, she’s a sincerely friendly and warm person,” because that is way more important than how we look, even if we look nice. I tend to think of Aries similarly, but get the feeling she has medium brown hair and is on the taller side with a warm smile.
In truth, I try very hard NOT to picture anyone here. It maintains the anonymity.
January 11, 2011 10:56 pm at 10:56 pm #1003861bptParticipantLAer and OfCourse –
Take it as a compliment that no one has formed a mental picture of you. It means (at least the way I see it) that you are being judged for who you are, and not for the way you look.
Many people are ONLY judged by their appearances, despite having way more to offer that meets the eye.
I could most likely go back and re-read a few weeks worth of threads and put together a rough profile on each of you (age, gender, hobbies, education, shul / brand affiliation, marital status, ect) but what would that prove?
Look at it this way; you’re most likely in the top 80% of the planet, and squarely within your peer group (as are most of us).
Isn’t that a fair description? If so, I’ve got you both pretty much right on target!
January 11, 2011 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm #1003862chayav inish livisumayParticipantWolfishmusings- has a long pointy nose with jet black eyes and scars from pimpils
oomis- is an 85 yr old lady that makes cookies for her grandchildren that they pretend to like. She wears a black long hairesd shaitel bc she still thinks shes 35
popa- is a petite girl in her 20s who has fun pretending to be a tough man
eclipse and sarilege- are both mid aged yentas that try to be shadchanimbut dont do suc a good job.
January 11, 2011 11:38 pm at 11:38 pm #1003863amichaiParticipantItchesrulik- late 20’s to early 30’s. not kippa sruga. 5’8. eclipse, med. height. middle 30’s. I just picture an extremely caring mother. cshapiro- very young and always laughing. aries- I thought he was a man , sorry. late 30’s to early 40’s. also caring. I think in my mind I work more with ages and not so much how the person physiclly looks. the wolf, mid 40’s.
January 11, 2011 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #1003864SacrilegeMember“Take it as a compliment that no one has formed a mental picture of you. It means (at least the way I see it) that you are being judged for who you are, and not for the way you look.”
I dont see it like that. I see it as you havent given enough personal details for someone to form a mental image, or you havent posted enough for people to care.
No one is judging, we are just flexing our imagination muscles ๐
January 12, 2011 12:04 am at 12:04 am #1003865popa_bar_abbaParticipantpopa- is a petite girl in her 20s who has fun pretending to be a tough man
I am a petite girl in my 20s. But I pretend to be a man because of my dis-associative identity disorder.
January 12, 2011 12:12 am at 12:12 am #1003866Smile E. FaceMemberidentity crisis!!! I can’t tell which one of these i am-s/o please help ASAP!
๐ ๐ =D =) ๐ ;D ๐ ๐ AAAAAAAAAAAH! who am i? ๐
January 12, 2011 12:18 am at 12:18 am #1003867cshapiroMembergoq and amichai u hit the nail on the head, although i dont get the dressing to the nine part???
anyways i picture sac to be a fabulous attorney who walks into the court room as tho its a paris runway.
i imangine dunno to be a cute bais yaakov girl who likes to have fun.
popa bear is def a middlle aged single guy prob balding a bit too.
pumper is prob a chassidshe lady who loves to be oooober machmir.
mikehall, ruffruff, ruphruph, cedarhurst, realbrisker and all ur other aliases is probably a mentally unstable middle aged dude with a complex and loves to rant and rave about others inorder to make his own life seem awesomer…lol ;)))
im just kidding i love u guys!!!
January 12, 2011 12:20 am at 12:20 am #1003868Cedarhurst _Memberpopa, you’ve ignored my description of you.
January 12, 2011 12:20 am at 12:20 am #1003869popa_bar_abbaParticipantpopa bear is def a middlle aged single guy prob balding a bit too.
I’ll have you know that my grandfather still has almost a full head of hair. I expect to take my “chup” to the grave.
January 12, 2011 1:38 am at 1:38 am #1003870eclipseMemberChayav:
1.Why are you mean? scars from pimples?You should apologize to every poster you mocked.
2.”try to be shadchanim”–I was b”h zoche to make many shidduchim.
3.”yenta”–untrue,and disrespectful.
January 12, 2011 1:45 am at 1:45 am #1003871oomisParticipantI am a petite girl in my 20s. But I pretend to be a man because of my dis-associative identity disorder.”
Now THAT seems accurate!!!!
January 12, 2011 1:49 am at 1:49 am #1003872oomisParticipant“oomis- is an 85 yr old lady that makes cookies for her grandchildren that they pretend to like. She wears a black long hairesd shaitel bc she still thinks shes 35”
Thank you for that bracha — I have a LONG way to go before I get to that age, and sincerely hope to reach it. My grandchildren LOVE, LOVE, LOVE anything I bake for them, and especially my cookies, because I always ask them to help me bake them.
As I am not Morticia Adams or lily Munster, I do not sport a long black shaitel, but rather, a short tapered, dark-brown one. My knees tell me all too painfully that I am no longer 35, even were I foolish and vain enough to still think so. ๐
January 12, 2011 2:21 am at 2:21 am #1003873chayav inish livisumayParticipantECLIPSE i wasnt mocking those are the images i have in my head of you guys
January 12, 2011 2:35 am at 2:35 am #1003874eclipseMemberDo you know what an ayin tovah is?When you have that,such extreme negatives don’t even come to mind in the first place.
January 12, 2011 3:22 am at 3:22 am #1003875chayav inish livisumayParticipantFor those of us with an ayin tovah aka force our imaginations to think differently than they really do
Wolfishmusings- has a perfectly sized nose with soothing light green eyes and a beautifully pigmented face
oomis- a middle aged lady that looks like shes 25 and makes delicious baked goods that her grandchildren love
popa- is a petite girl in her 20s who has fun pretending to be a tough man
eclipse and sarilege- are both mid aged shaddchanim that are very succesful at what they do. They are both known for having an ayin tovah
January 12, 2011 3:36 am at 3:36 am #1003876ItcheSrulikMemberamichai: A little short on the height and long on the age. And I *do* wear a kippa sruga. How do you think I dress?
January 12, 2011 3:39 am at 3:39 am #1003877eclipseMemberChayav…it’s past your bedtime…
January 12, 2011 3:47 am at 3:47 am #1003878SacrilegeMemberchayavinishlivisumay
You are clearly drunk ๐
cshapiro
Why thank you! I try.
I picture you:
Average height, thin, pretty, black hair. Funky, in the Lubavitch girl way.
January 12, 2011 3:49 am at 3:49 am #1003879kapustaParticipanteclipse:
Early to mid 40’s. Average height and average weight. Low maintenance type (thats a good thing). Very caring person who always looks for the good in everything.
Smartcookie:
Late 20’s, on the shorter side, weight is somewhere in the middle. Sweet voice. (sorry, thats the best way I can come up with now to describe it. Its one of those either you get it or you dont things :-/)
Sacrilege:
Early to mid 20’s, likes to dress well with a strong fashion sense. Thin, average height. Dark hair, lighter coloring.
I ask mechila if I offended anyone.
I’ll keep away from the people I actually have seen pictures of ๐
May 6, 2012 7:38 am at 7:38 am #1003880YW Moderator-42ModeratorI imagine kapusta as a plump greenish ball with meat and rice coming out.
Popa is a 7 foot 3, 350 lb African American with a beautiful smile and big, bushy eyebrows who you don’t want to start up with on the basketball court.
May 6, 2012 7:55 am at 7:55 am #1003881YW Moderator-42ModeratorDr Pepper is a short, plump man with a wide smile from ear to ear.
squeak is average height, skinny, clean-shaven with glasses. He is always well dressed in a suit and tie (even while skydiving).
I also always imagined Oomis as Mrs Weasley.
apushutayid is tall with a full head of hair. Average weight. Glasses. No beard. Leather yarmulka.
The Goq looks like a goq!
OneOfMany has bubble gum pink hair and a large pigs nose with dark, twinkling eyes.
May 6, 2012 1:48 pm at 1:48 pm #1003882๐ซSyag LchochmaParticipantI used to read oomis’ posts and think I wrote them so I kind of picture her to look like me. And posters who annoy me look just like their real life counterparts who do the same. (they all look like my brother) But, like eclipse said, I dont usually get the genders right so Ill defer on the descriptions.
May 6, 2012 3:05 pm at 3:05 pm #1003883Luna LovegoodParticipantLemony Snicket – tall, mysterious, wears a black trench coat and fedora pulled over his head so you can’t see his eyes.
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