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[Little Froggie]

… Human Nature Experiment #10003

(Funded by USA Dept of Mental Hygiene)

[SayIDidIt™]

I will try not to.

Bump™

[Avram in MD]

What time period defines a thread bump versus a standard response? If I respond to a thread that was last updated 5 days ago, is that bumping?

[Little Froggie]

Maybe, maybe not. But if this never goes away, then it’s definitely not bumping. That will be Human Nature Experiment #10004 – if it keeps getting responses.

(I’m allowed to bump – I’m only doing it for technical modifications / alternations)

[Little Froggie]

[Oh, I forgot to adjust the…]

[Gryffindorable Girl]

We should put something interesting here.

Like a story. But it has to be an amazing story. About a princess, if possible. Or about magical sneakers.

[Smile E. Face]

I’m not bumping this thread, merely moving it up the page.

Besides, things go bump in the night, and it’s daytime now. 😀

[👑RebYidd23]

This is like the “do not open” threads, except opening it is not a sin. If you closed the thread, it would be unbumpable, so I assume it is actually permissible. I’ll start the story: Once upon a time there was a princess who loved her sneakers beyond normal appreciation of footwear. Nobody knew why she did, but at the same time the princess seemed to be able to do things nobody else could.

[Shopping613 🌠]

OOPS!!!!!!!!!!

[👑RebYidd23]

One day she was supposed to dress up for an event and she insisted on wearing her sneakers.

[iBump 2.0]

I own that trademark!!!!!!

🙂 Bump 🙂

[SayIDidIt™]

[🍫Syag Lchochma]

Wow ™!

[SayIDidIt™]

Hey, Syag! you did it!! But weren’t you with us in The Laboratory thread?

[SayIDidIt™]

For anyone looking for the laboratory thread:

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/the-laboratory-ii-try-your-html-and-ascii-art-experiments-here

[🍫Syag Lchochma]

I was in the labratory but only as a spectator. And onegoal taught me a bunch of cool pics but I was really green then.

[Bookworm120]

Why not? 😛

[Little Froggie]

Because as a mandated reporter, under oath, I have to report all who chance by here, to the Department of Hygiene of the Mental division.

[👑RebYidd23]

Her mother, the queen, was in tears, though the king had no idea why.

[Little Froggie]

Wouldn’t think of it

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

Bump! Bump! Bump!

Did you ever ride a Wump?

We have a Wump with just one hump.

But we know a man called Mr. Gump.

Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump.

just jump on the hump of the Wump of Gump.

[Bookworm120]

Bumpity bump!

-Bookworm120™

[ari-free]

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I agree.

[👑RebYidd23]

So the princess used the sneakers’ magic to make them look like her other shoes. And just in case the magic would wear off, she wore a long dress. And she told her mother that she wore them because they were absolute magical devices, like wands are, and she wouldn’t want anyone else to touch them.

[SayIDidIt™]

What an amazing story! I love it! I want to know more! Can you come to my house and read me a bedtime story?

SiDi™

[To be or not to be]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I bumped it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[☕ DaasYochid ☕]

Bump

[Little Froggie]

How did you remember this one??? (oh, those were the days…)

[Shopping613 🌠]

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[screwdriverdelight]

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[This name is already taken]

WHOOPS!

[This name is already taken]

WHOOPS!

[☕️coffee addict]

Bump

[👑RebYidd23]

The princess immediately regretted saying that out loud. What if someone else had heard? She teleported to the International Space Station just in case.

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