Dihydrogen Monoxide

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  • #612972
    👑RebYidd23
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    My doctor said I need a lot of it, but I can’t spend my whole day drinking.

    #1019370
    dial427436
    Member

    It is said to have at least 8 cups a day :-).

    #1019371
    DaMoshe
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    Be careful! It’s the number one cause of drowning!

    #1019372
    ben_David
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    Try Carbon monoxide instead.

    #1019373
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Why would I want carbon monoxide?

    #1019374
    zahavasdad
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    Why would I want carbon monoxide?

    It was a joke, Carbon Monoxide is deadly

    #1019375
    dial427436
    Member

    So is dihydrogen monoxide…if you have too much.

    #1019376
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    So am I.

    #1019377
    bp27
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    If you inhale Dihydrogen Monoxide it can be fatal.

    #1019378
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    It also causes hurricanes.

    #1019379
    mobico
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    It is the number one ingredient in nearly all pesticides.

    #1019380
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    And cheap shampoo.

    #1019381

    and is a major part of most cancer cells

    #1019382
    charliehall
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    Every day, ten people in American get dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs and die! It is dangerous and we need to ban it!!!

    #1019383

    for those who don’t know dihydrogen monoxide is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

    it contributes to the “greenhouse effect”.

    may cause severe burns.

    it contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

    it accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

    may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

    the government has been seriously negligent about allowing this in schools. in fact your kid probably ingested a few doses worth of this nefarious chemical today in school. we all need to contact our congressmen and get this banned!

    #1019384
    sm29
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    So it was banned because it can be harmful. Then it was found that fruits and vegetables have liquid and so they were also banned. then people got thirsty, very thirsty. So it was brought back and they just try to use it safely

    #1019386
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    It was never actually banned. I don’t think it should be banned, but it should be covered when not in use.

    #1019387
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Drinking too much is hard on the kidneys. It seems like the eight cups, which sounds like too much is in fact too much. But it depends on your climate and activity.

    I don’t think it qualifies as an acid. It is completely neutral. It was a major by-product off the Hindenberg explosion.

    #1019388
    👑RebYidd23
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    However,, it is known as hydroxyl acid.

    #1019389

    I poured a bottle of Hydroxylic Acid down the drain. Will this hurt the environment? Now, of course, my house is kind of like a laboratory, so I have hydroxyl acid on tap. I send it down the drain, but then, I have specialized drains designed to handle that kind of chemical. Even though they are designed to handle it, I still have to call the plumber every once in a while to fix it. my question however is for others who may not have the equipment I have.

    #1019390
    👑RebYidd23
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    This chemical occurs in nature in extremely high concentrations.

    #1019391
    Main Manager
    Member

    I once saw a swimming pool full of the stuff.

    #1019392
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    They also put chlorine in. Chlorine causes less deaths.

    #1019393
    Main Manager
    Member

    I once took dihydrogen monoxide and froze it and put it in my drink. It cooled it down considerably.

    #1019395
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Why didn’t you just make sure your drink was free of this noxious chemical and put it in the freezer for fifteen minutes?

    #1019396
    👑RebYidd23
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    Cow’s milk contains high levels of dihydrogen monoxide. Especially if it’s that kind of cow.

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