Chana funny! Great contribution as always. Yes, you might have become the ex-expat, and your wandering days could have come to an end had the lightening found the rod more attractive. But then it came to you like a bolt from the blue to put that rod away. What an electrifying story. A streak of natural power. You should have posted it on the gored by a bull thread. And lighter you would have become. Thats why people hit by lightening are often found up a nearby tree…