Did I ever tell you about the time I almost got lightened by lightning?

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    wanderingchana
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    I guess technically, I would have been darkened by the lightning, but lightened when I got knocked out of my shoes.

    I tell you, if I hadn’t put the lighning rod down and closed the window, it could have been curtains for the curtains as well.

    #876036
    Shticky Guy
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    Chana funny! Great contribution as always. Yes, you might have become the ex-expat, and your wandering days could have come to an end had the lightening found the rod more attractive. But then it came to you like a bolt from the blue to put that rod away. What an electrifying story. A streak of natural power. You should have posted it on the gored by a bull thread. And lighter you would have become. Thats why people hit by lightening are often found up a nearby tree…

    #876037
    wanderingchana
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    *lightning…

    I kept trying to correct it when “edit” was still available, but it kept saying “Topic Closed!”

    #876038
    wanderingchana
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    Maybe it would have gone better if I had flown a kite with scissors tied to the end instead…

    #876039
    OneOfMany
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    lol

    #876040
    not a mod
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    lucky for you that you had a lightning rod (look at my subtitle) 🙂

    #876041
    Shticky Guy
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    #876042
    wanderingchana
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    Nah, I gotta give HKBH the credit for that one!

    At least it’s spelled right in the link.

    (lightning=natural phenomenon in the sky)

    (lightening= verb tense of to lighten=to make something a shade lighter in color, or lighter in weight)

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