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January 23, 2009 4:27 am at 4:27 am #589190squeakParticipant
Scheduled for Friday noon. BYOF = Bring your own food.
I’m having 2 potato knishes and a can of coke. It’s not too healthy, but then again, neither is having lunch with strangers.
Noon sharp! So far I have reservations for 6, but there will be standing room.
January 23, 2009 4:30 am at 4:30 am #646879CuriousMemberCan’t believe the mods let this through…
What’s the seating arrangements?
January 23, 2009 4:30 am at 4:30 am #646880YW Moderator-72Participantif you don’t bring food for the Moderators, I have a feeling the luncheon will be closed down.
I’ll just have a coffee…
January 23, 2009 4:30 am at 4:30 am #646881asdfghjklParticipantsqueak: who’s the reservations for 6 for so far???
January 23, 2009 4:33 am at 4:33 am #646882coke not pepsiMembercount me in
January 23, 2009 4:34 am at 4:34 am #646883Itzik_sMemberBS”D
Your Friday noon is my Shabbos dinner so I will send:
100 baked chickens
30 kilos of rice
50 liters of tehina
75 challas
and of course:
a barrel of Nemirov Currant horilka (Ukrainian vodka), complete with an OU – and a barrel of kosher Georgian wine (OK mevushal)!
January 23, 2009 4:36 am at 4:36 am #646884moish01Memberi can’t stand for that long – crutches hurt. (by the way i totally got more muscle)
so i think i’ll have a milkshake and a box of cocoa puffs. IF i’m invited, that is.
squeak, are you still in a “do-good-deeds” mood?
January 23, 2009 4:38 am at 4:38 am #646885asdfghjklParticipantmod72: i’ll bring your coffee, i know exactly how you like yours!!! where do you want me to buy it from????
January 23, 2009 4:39 am at 4:39 am #646886asdfghjklParticipanti’ll bring chulent & over-nighter potato kuge!!!!
January 23, 2009 4:40 am at 4:40 am #646887beaconParticipantI’m bringing my brownies and some ice-cream… And I’m planning on sharing! (I know how amazing am I?!)
January 23, 2009 4:41 am at 4:41 am #646888shkoyachMemberoh man, you gotta have lunch when I am busy… maybe I’ll bring a coffee yogurt and step in for two seconds….
good idea. bring 2. make mine sugar free. thanks :o) YW Moderator-72
January 23, 2009 4:41 am at 4:41 am #646889qwertyuiopMemberi’ll be a little late, sorry.$
January 23, 2009 4:43 am at 4:43 am #646891Itzik_sMemberBS”D
oh – all that is on condition that someone bring me at least six litres of Diet Pepsi – I stopped holding by Diet Coke because of a real or imagined psak by Rav Landa shlita about Coke outside of E”Y. We have German Pepsi Max here but it is mamash like drinking antifreeze with gas.
January 23, 2009 4:43 am at 4:43 am #646892RoshYeshivahMemberI’ll have a chulent and a smoothie(a pareve one that is cuz the chulent has to be fleishig)! Btw squeak thanks for hosting the lunch maybe we can raise some money for the yeshiva!
January 23, 2009 4:44 am at 4:44 am #646893coke not pepsiMemberoh so we have to bring s/t….i guess ill bring the coke lol
January 23, 2009 4:44 am at 4:44 am #646894asdfghjklParticipantqwertyuiop: as long as you show up, that’s fine!!!!
January 23, 2009 4:44 am at 4:44 am #646895qwertyuiopMemberbut i can bring mod72’s favorite: coffee, 5% sugar no milk.$
January 23, 2009 4:45 am at 4:45 am #646896CuriousMembershkoyach – Make it the Fit-N-Free coffee flavor, yum!!!
January 23, 2009 4:46 am at 4:46 am #646897asdfghjklParticipantRoshYeshivah: asdfghjkl’s family foundation would write out a large check to the yeshiva!!!!
January 23, 2009 4:47 am at 4:47 am #646898moish01MemberItzik, don’t be a party pooper. NO DIET ALLOWED! and by the way everyone, no coke allowed either. it’s gotta be Dr. Pepper!
January 23, 2009 4:47 am at 4:47 am #646899asdfghjklParticipantqwertyuiop: buddy it’s a no sugar one!!! don’t make him mad!!!!!!!!
January 23, 2009 4:50 am at 4:50 am #646900CuriousMemberasdf – The Irish Trust Fund?
January 23, 2009 4:52 am at 4:52 am #646901qwertyuiopMemberasdfghjkl: i missed you all, and i think(hope) he knows i’m joking.$
January 23, 2009 4:52 am at 4:52 am #646903moish01Memberhey where’s squeak? isn’t he supposed to be hosting this party?
January 23, 2009 4:53 am at 4:53 am #646904RoshYeshivahMemberThat’s right moish! Don’t diet when partying!! Don’t you guys remember lipa’s diet song?
January 23, 2009 4:54 am at 4:54 am #646905beaconParticipantGotta go with moish- definitely Dr. Pepper…
January 23, 2009 4:54 am at 4:54 am #646906RoshYeshivahMemberI think squeak will show up when there’s more food!
January 23, 2009 4:54 am at 4:54 am #646907Itzik_sMemberBS”D
I want the diet for myself – I’m not thin! Diet Dr Pepper is OK for me too and even better – that is kosher AFAIK but we have only regular here not diet.
Can The Irish Trust Fund bring some Guinness? I can bring it but the price here for it is wild even after the currency was devalued :(.
January 23, 2009 4:54 am at 4:54 am #646908CuriousMemberI guess squeak is busy setting up the turnpike barrier in preparation for the big event.
January 23, 2009 4:56 am at 4:56 am #646909asdfghjklParticipantCurious: the trust fund is my own actually!!! the check will be from asdfghjkl’s family foundation!!!
RoshYeshivah: how about a thank you????
January 23, 2009 4:56 am at 4:56 am #646910moish01Memberhey moderators – don’t we get updates anywhere else? or does that not happen when a spontaneous party is being planned?
January 23, 2009 4:56 am at 4:56 am #646911RoshYeshivahMemberMy goodness! this is probably the fastest growing thread we’ve ever had!!
January 23, 2009 4:59 am at 4:59 am #646912asdfghjklParticipantqwertyuiop: we missed ya too!!! yeah he knows your kidding(i hope!!!)
January 23, 2009 5:03 am at 5:03 am #646913mazal77Participantglad too see you all have time to eat on erev Shabbos. You all must be guys!!
January 23, 2009 5:11 am at 5:11 am #646914asdfghjklParticipantmazal77: i take it you won’t be joining us!!! what a shame!!! i’ll save the leftovers for your kids for melavah malka!!!
January 23, 2009 5:30 am at 5:30 am #646915syriansephardiMemberOk ill bring- roast, mechshe, rice, potatoes, humid, fasulya, spaghetti, soup, chicken, and spare ribs 🙂 (compliments of mommy syriansephardi, best cook ever)
January 23, 2009 6:00 am at 6:00 am #646917JosephParticipantAnyone bringing SUSHI?
January 23, 2009 6:09 am at 6:09 am #646918RoshYeshivahMembercurious: I think he’s setting up the turnpike barrier as a mechitza. Asdf: on behalf of the CR luncheon we would like to award you with CR sponsor of the year!!!
January 23, 2009 6:23 am at 6:23 am #646919moish01Memberjoseph, that’s GIRL food. don’t you want steak or chulent?
January 23, 2009 6:34 am at 6:34 am #646920asdfghjklParticipantRoshYeshivah: thanx it’s such an honor!!! do i get to sit on the head table/the dais table???
January 23, 2009 6:39 am at 6:39 am #646921mazal77Participantno, asdf, will not be joining you. Have more important things to do, like making sure I have food for Shabbos and a clean house !! Keep the leftovers, we’re getting Bagels for Meleva Malka!!
January 23, 2009 6:57 am at 6:57 am #646922shkoyachMemberMod…. yuck! coffee yogurt without sugar just aint coffee yogurt, I dont care what! I’ve tried em all and there aint nuthin like the real stuff. I will bring regular coffee yogurt but if you want I can bring a strainer for you to strain out the sugar 😉
Hey, whats a party without bklyn???? We gotta get her back! Moish help!
January 23, 2009 7:00 am at 7:00 am #646923mazal77ParticipantSyrian- told you, have to explain things. Most people don’t know what Mechse is (any vegetable stuffed within it’s inch of it’s life with meat in rice,spiced with allspice and cinnamon, could be squash,tomato,potato, onions.. Hamid is a sweet and sour soup with veggies and meatballs traditionally served over rice. Fasulya is a bean dish made with/out meat. you forgot the Yebra(stuffed grape leaves or AKA Dolmas) I have in my freezer if anyone wants to pick it up.
January 23, 2009 10:13 am at 10:13 am #646924Itzik_sMemberBS”D
Yes, regular Dr Pepper I can drink – regular cola tastes weird to me for some reason, especially Pepsi!
January 23, 2009 2:39 pm at 2:39 pm #646925areivimzehlazehParticipantawesome thread.
asdf- i was gonna say the chulent & overnite kugel, but if you insist on bringing it urself…. I’ll just have to bring myself. Then you can all rip me (instead of my posts) apart limb by limb and grill me over an open flame. Bon appetite
All: warning- make sure the check is good b4 cashing it
RY- that comment about raising dough for the yeshiva was so Rosh Yeshiva’ish- very good. You’re beginning to live up to ur screen name
January 23, 2009 4:25 pm at 4:25 pm #646926squeakParticipantmoish, if you wake up early enough you are invited
January 23, 2009 4:30 pm at 4:30 pm #646927areivimzehlazehParticipantmoish- notice how long it took the mods to approve that post about sushi being GIRL food. They must have had a boxing match over that one
January 23, 2009 4:35 pm at 4:35 pm #646928charlie brownMemberItzik_s,
how do you know what antifreeze with gas tastes like? 🙂
moish and beacon,
bring some extra Dr. Pepper for me please!!
January 23, 2009 4:37 pm at 4:37 pm #646929squeakParticipantBS”D
Itzik: A Russian friend of mine explained to me once why the Russian coke tastes funny. Coke requires triple filtered water to be added to the syrup in the bottling plant (aka Dasani). It was very expensive for the Russian bottling plant to filter their tap water to Coca-Cola standards, so they increased the syrup ratio! I also couldn’t stand it!
January 23, 2009 4:53 pm at 4:53 pm #646930CuriousMemberWhere’s everyone? Having a hard time with that turnpike barrier?
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