Rule #1: You may not engage a troll a troll that is more than 1 year younger than you, at risk of creating a troll shortage crisis
Rule #2: If we allow multiple people to engage the same troll at once, then the age restriction is lifted (henceforth to be known as The Joseph Solution)
Rule #3: If the troll gets trolled, they earn a dedicated thread from popa.
I just realized that rule should be replaced by kabbalah. Replace it in your head while you read.