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February 5, 2009 3:36 pm at 3:36 pm #589321havesomeseichelMember
This is dedicated to all those serious CR-ers who need a little extra help to overcome their addiction. While the CR is a fun place to go, there might be more important things in life…
February 6, 2009 2:45 am at 2:45 am #637742asdfghjklParticipanthavesomeseichel: when’s the next meeting!!! do i get a discount, for bringing my friend qwertyuiop with me to the meeting?????
February 6, 2009 3:39 am at 3:39 am #637743JosephParticipantasdf –
You’ll get a volume discount just for your own attendance.
February 6, 2009 3:46 am at 3:46 am #637744havesomeseichelMemberOk, welcome to the first meeting of the CR-Anonymous… we are here to help each and everyone of you overcome your addiction to the CR.
Why doesnt everyone introduce themselves?
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asdfghjkl- You can pay half the cost, but qwertyuiop must pay the full amount unless he brings another member. Half-price if you bring a friend! So now, what is half of zero?
February 6, 2009 4:35 am at 4:35 am #637745asdfghjklParticipanthavesomeseichel: wow gee thanx!!! the only thing is i really don’t wanna be at this meeting, so much is goin on in da cr!!!!
Joseph: yay!!!!
February 6, 2009 5:14 am at 5:14 am #637746RoshYeshivahMemberHere are the 12 steps
- coffee
- sugar
- blue milk
- red milk
- hot-water
- spoon
- hot-cup
- tea-plate
- coffee-creamer
- splenda
- sugar-cubes
- decaf
February 6, 2009 5:36 am at 5:36 am #637747asdfghjklParticipantRoshYeshivah: ahhhhh the Rosh Yeshiva says somethin chachmadik!!!
February 6, 2009 5:42 am at 5:42 am #637748kapustaParticipantOK, my name is kapusta and I like to be known as (qwerty this is for you)her hienez, the queen. I have an addiction to the CR, which is a mix of the crazies, the even more crazies, and the even more crazies. I put in a vote that all members who comment nightly get a discounted membership fee.
February 6, 2009 8:15 am at 8:15 am #637749RoshYeshivahMemberasdf: that’s right.Every –anonymess group has the famous twelve steps!
February 6, 2009 8:15 am at 8:15 am #637750RoshYeshivahMemberasdf: that’s right.Every –anonymous group has the famous twelve steps!
February 6, 2009 12:25 pm at 12:25 pm #637751teenMemberhaha this is really funny having a cr anonymous on the cr itself it is like drinking vodka at alcoholics anonymous hahaha 😛
February 6, 2009 1:12 pm at 1:12 pm #637752noitallmrParticipantRoshYeshivah- decaf??? Your a deprived soul!
February 6, 2009 3:33 pm at 3:33 pm #637753RoshYeshivahMembernoitall- it’s funny cuz at the last step i really got stuck so i pushed in decaf:-(
February 6, 2009 4:16 pm at 4:16 pm #637754havesomeseichelMemberYour next goal is to have the entire shabbos, INCLUDING SHALOSH SEUDOS, without wanting to come back to the CR… so to fulfill this terribly hard goal, you need to wait one half hour (i know thats a lot) to turn on your computer and log on to the cr. And if you keep R’ Tam, you need to wait one half hour after that time is over…. srry guys and gals and her heinez…
Reward: 10% the daily fee for two days if you manage to do this!
February 6, 2009 6:19 pm at 6:19 pm #637755charlie brownMemberteen,
I loved your line that this thread is like bringing vodka to an AA meeting. LOL.
February 6, 2009 6:21 pm at 6:21 pm #637756asdfghjklParticipanthavesomeseichel: wow gosh that seems real tough!!!! i donno if i could manage!!! then again i can’t beleive i’m even at this meeting!!!
teen: ha yeah this is like giving vodka at alcoholics anonymous!!!!
February 6, 2009 6:55 pm at 6:55 pm #637757qwertyuiopMemberi really don’t wanna be at this meeting, but i’m here anyway, and thanx asdfghjkl.
February 6, 2009 6:58 pm at 6:58 pm #637758asdfghjklParticipantqwertyuiop: same here i don’t wanna be here at this meeting!!! your welcome buddy!!!
February 6, 2009 8:08 pm at 8:08 pm #637759JosephParticipantI have great faith in all of you, that you will break your cr addiction, and become productive members of (offline) society once again!
At that happy point in your lives, you will never look back at the cr again!
February 8, 2009 12:13 am at 12:13 am #637760syriansephardiMemberAsdfghjkl and qwertyuiop are sooo the same person, not a doubt in my mind!!
February 8, 2009 1:16 am at 1:16 am #637761anonymisssParticipantI’m liking this addiction. Why would I want to be on this thread? I think I’ll be going now…
~a~
February 8, 2009 3:55 am at 3:55 am #637762havesomeseichelMemberSo, this is a survey on how many people passed the first test…
I will start:
I managed to wait about 3 hours after shabbos ended until I got on CR…ok, ok, I was away and got stuck in traffic….
So, how much money am I out of now??? who was able to do this? (and get 10% off for two days…. yikes… i shouldnt of offered that much!!)
February 8, 2009 4:53 am at 4:53 am #637764mazal77ParticipantI was waiting for my hubby to finish with the computer, otherwise, I would have started posting sooner.
February 8, 2009 5:02 am at 5:02 am #637765asdfghjklParticipanti’m checking out of CR Anonymous against medical advice!!!!!!!!
February 8, 2009 5:06 am at 5:06 am #637766JosephParticipantasdf, I have obtained a court order requiring your forcible participation.
February 8, 2009 5:09 am at 5:09 am #637767asdfghjklParticipantJoseph: no court order could bring me back to this!!! the withdrawral was unbearable over shobbos!!! hee hee
February 8, 2009 5:13 am at 5:13 am #637768CuriousMemberasdf – as a minor, you have no legal right to sign out AMA 🙂
February 8, 2009 5:21 am at 5:21 am #637769JosephParticipantasdf, I have the Sherif and the Marshal here ready to bring you back.
February 8, 2009 6:13 am at 6:13 am #637770asdfghjklParticipantCurious: i’m no minor!!! i’m levin AMA!!!
Joseph: try finding me!!!!
February 8, 2009 6:18 am at 6:18 am #637771JosephParticipantasdf, you’ve just been added to the fbi’s most wanted. expect your pic in every post office!!!
February 8, 2009 6:21 am at 6:21 am #637772asdfghjklParticipantJoseph: i’ve actually been on fbi’s most wanted list in the past, i tried selling a kidney once on the black market!!!!
February 8, 2009 6:24 am at 6:24 am #637773moish01Memberwith a hat, or without a hat??
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===============================February 8, 2009 6:32 am at 6:32 am #637774asdfghjklParticipantmoish01: with a hat, but i like the guy in the first photo better!!!! could ya add a hat to the first photo???
February 8, 2009 6:37 am at 6:37 am #637776JosephParticipantasdf, you’ve sure aged since you went on the lam.
February 8, 2009 6:41 am at 6:41 am #637777moish01Membernope! you take what you can get. we don’t negotiate with terrorists – tough luck.
February 8, 2009 6:41 am at 6:41 am #637779yossieaParticipantWhat is interesting is that many of the people here are the first to scream Daas Torah. I don’t think your Daas Torah allows internet usage for the sake of the CR. This is not business. I guess it boils down to Daas Torah for thee, but not for me.
February 8, 2009 6:46 am at 6:46 am #637780asdfghjklParticipantmoish: the first guy looks like former president carter!!!
joseph: i’m aging gracfuly!!!
February 8, 2009 6:47 am at 6:47 am #637781asdfghjklParticipantmoish01: ha ok, i’ll be guy #1!!! #2 looks creepy!!!
February 8, 2009 7:18 am at 7:18 am #637784syriansephardiMemberAsdfghjkl ur right!! #2 looks like jimmy carter!! #1 looks like bush!
February 8, 2009 12:52 pm at 12:52 pm #637785havesomeseichelMemberhe who needs it the most refuses treatment? Has it gotten that bad that you do not see the extent of your illness?
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by the way- should i be insulted??
February 8, 2009 12:53 pm at 12:53 pm #637786havesomeseichelMemberSo,nu? who managed to do it?
mazal- congrats!! I know you wanted to come on earlier but still- you didnt force your husband off the computer for the CR! Every little step helps!
February 8, 2009 7:28 pm at 7:28 pm #637787asdfghjklParticipanthavesomeseichel: please don’t be insulted!!! it’s got nothing to do with you, that i’m refusing treatment!!!! i like this addiction too much, to give it up!!!
February 8, 2009 8:27 pm at 8:27 pm #637788havesomeseichelMemberasdf- refuah shelaima! 😉
February 8, 2009 10:09 pm at 10:09 pm #637789asdfghjklParticipanthavesomeseichel: ha gee thanx!!!!
February 8, 2009 11:17 pm at 11:17 pm #637790JosephParticipantasdf – please see Dr. Pepper.
February 9, 2009 1:30 am at 1:30 am #637791havesomeseichelMember😉
so anyone manage to fulfill the goal? ok, here is your punishment… the punishment is easier then the challenge before… Go out of the room for 5 minutes and not look at your watch more then 5 times to see what the time is…..
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lol- i am not sure if I would be able to do something like that… 😉
February 9, 2009 2:02 am at 2:02 am #637792moish01Memberi think the moderators are doing a great job in their attempt to help cure any CR addictions. if you know there aren’t gonna be any updates for a few hours you might get something else done. like sleep…
February 9, 2009 3:10 am at 3:10 am #637793asdfghjklParticipantJoseph: i never go to the riddle thread tho!!!
moish: so u slept????
February 9, 2009 3:33 am at 3:33 am #637794havesomeseichelMemberhow do you know whether of not updates will occur? not to get off topic…
February 9, 2009 6:32 am at 6:32 am #637795asdfghjklParticipanthavesomeseichel: ya never know, gatta keep checking back & pressing the refresh button!!!
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