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as soon as this thread opened, i knew it’d be just a short time until jmh and notasheep both got here and blew us away with their once-again seen amazing writing skills 🙂
This is gonna be quick guys. I’m not going to be here for a while. I miss you though. My laptop broke and I don’t think I’m getting a new one so I have no CR access.
It was fun while it lasted, I only dare to post this off of my parent’s computer, and hope they do not find out.
Yes, I’m sorry
And very florry
What does that mean?
Hi, I’m back!
welcome!
a short poem by Ogden Nash, expressing is feelings about the borough of my birth:
The Bronx?
No, thonks.
If we’re talking about short poems like that then I have one (not made up by me):
How odd
Of G-d
To choose
The Jews.
Not news,
Not odd,
The Jews
Chose G-d.
There once was a poster, notasheep by name,
Who could have had wealth, glory and fame,
Had she sold her poetry
Instead of posting it for free,
Which is truly a terrible shame.
Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock striked one,
The others escaped with minor injuries
Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock striked one,
The others escaped with minor injuries
and that is how to accidentally post the same thing three times
RebYidd23:
Strictly speaking, it doesn’t contradict itself (is that what you meant?)
– ask any Kotzker chossid. Thanks for the mental workout.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Violets aren’t blue
THEY’RE VIOLET!!!
Randomex: I’m glad someone caught that, but its gonna be hard to explain. What does Kotzk have to do with it?
(I’m Randomex.)
The Kotzker Rebbe taught that anything not fully true is fully false.
Comlink – I don’t get it. If you’re still here posting (which is good 🙂 ) and everybody knows it’s you, why don’t the mods just unblock your old account?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tulips are green
Sunflowers are blue
3yo thread
Good as moldy bread
Even better as pudding
Best when worn as footing
Thoughs
Will cause sticky toes
Better to feed it to bats
Eaten by cats
Who are eaten by gnats
Them must be huge gnats
Don’t catch them in nets
They will fly through them
I bets
Sing them a lullaby
Time for all to get shut eye
One of my favorite poems is:
Poems are made by fools like me,
but only G-d can make a tree.
RY- could be, don’t know. Thanks.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t!
Hahaha, I love when people bring ack things I don’t remember writing
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