Couplets, haikus and any short poems by weird people

Home Forums Controversial Topics Couplets, haikus and any short poems by weird people

Tagged: 

Viewing 27 posts - 51 through 77 (of 77 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #1209830
    SaysMe
    Member

    as soon as this thread opened, i knew it’d be just a short time until jmh and notasheep both got here and blew us away with their once-again seen amazing writing skills 🙂

    #1209831
    Shopping613 🌠
    Participant

    This is gonna be quick guys. I’m not going to be here for a while. I miss you though. My laptop broke and I don’t think I’m getting a new one so I have no CR access.

    It was fun while it lasted, I only dare to post this off of my parent’s computer, and hope they do not find out.

    #1209832
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    The lines of the poem

    by Shopping613

    are too long.

    #1209833
    Shopping613 🌠
    Participant

    Yes, I’m sorry

    And very florry

    What does that mean?

    #1209834
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    It means filled with or covered in flora.

    #1209835
    notasheep
    Member

    Hi, I’m back!

    welcome!

    #1209836
    ronrsr
    Member

    a short poem by Ogden Nash, expressing is feelings about the borough of my birth:

    The Bronx?

    No, thonks.

    #1209838
    notasheep
    Member

    If we’re talking about short poems like that then I have one (not made up by me):

    How odd

    Of G-d

    To choose

    The Jews.

    Not news,

    Not odd,

    The Jews

    Chose G-d.

    #1209841
    cozimjewish
    Member

    There once was a poster, notasheep by name,

    Who could have had wealth, glory and fame,

    Had she sold her poetry

    Instead of posting it for free,

    Which is truly a terrible shame.

    #1209843
    sirvoddmort
    Member

    Hickory Dickory Dock,

    The mouse ran up the clock,

    The clock striked one,

    The others escaped with minor injuries

    #1209844
    sirvoddmort
    Member

    Hickory Dickory Dock,

    The mouse ran up the clock,

    The clock striked one,

    The others escaped with minor injuries

    #1209845
    sirvoddmort
    Member

    and that is how to accidentally post the same thing three times

    #1209846
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    You’re a motorcar

    Only the first line is true.

    (Technically the last line contradicts itself, but whatever.)

    #1209847
    Randomex
    Member

    RebYidd23:

    Strictly speaking, it doesn’t contradict itself (is that what you meant?)

    – ask any Kotzker chossid. Thanks for the mental workout.

    #1209848
    NeutiquamErro
    Participant

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    Violets aren’t blue

    THEY’RE VIOLET!!!

    #1209850

    Randomex: I’m glad someone caught that, but its gonna be hard to explain. What does Kotzk have to do with it?

    #1209851

    (I’m Randomex.)

    The Kotzker Rebbe taught that anything not fully true is fully false.

    #1209852
    cozimjewish
    Member

    Comlink – I don’t get it. If you’re still here posting (which is good 🙂 ) and everybody knows it’s you, why don’t the mods just unblock your old account?

    #1209853
    #1209854
    Lovelyme
    Member

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Tulips are green

    Sunflowers are blue

    #1209857
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Roses are pink

    Violets are purple

    Nothing rhymes with purple.

    #1209858
    Lightbrite
    Participant

    3yo thread

    Good as moldy bread

    Even better as pudding

    Best when worn as footing

    Thoughs

    Will cause sticky toes

    Better to feed it to bats

    Eaten by cats

    Who are eaten by gnats

    Them must be huge gnats

    Don’t catch them in nets

    They will fly through them

    I bets

    Sing them a lullaby

    Time for all to get shut eye

    #1209859
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
    Participant

    One of my favorite poems is:

    Poems are made by fools like me,

    but only G-d can make a tree.

    #1209860
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Joyce Kilmer, Trees?

    #1209861
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
    Participant

    RY- could be, don’t know. Thanks.

    #1209862
    jhonny appleseed
    Participant

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    Some poems rhyme,

    This one doesn’t!

    #1209863
    Shopping613 🌠
    Participant

    Hahaha, I love when people bring ack things I don’t remember writing

Viewing 27 posts - 51 through 77 (of 77 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.