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December 18, 2013 4:56 am at 4:56 am #1209830SaysMeMember
as soon as this thread opened, i knew it’d be just a short time until jmh and notasheep both got here and blew us away with their once-again seen amazing writing skills 🙂
December 18, 2013 3:50 pm at 3:50 pm #1209831Shopping613 🌠ParticipantThis is gonna be quick guys. I’m not going to be here for a while. I miss you though. My laptop broke and I don’t think I’m getting a new one so I have no CR access.
It was fun while it lasted, I only dare to post this off of my parent’s computer, and hope they do not find out.
December 19, 2013 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #1209832👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe lines of the poem
by Shopping613
are too long.
December 24, 2013 1:38 pm at 1:38 pm #1209833Shopping613 🌠ParticipantYes, I’m sorry
And very florry
What does that mean?
December 25, 2013 8:30 pm at 8:30 pm #1209834👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt means filled with or covered in flora.
January 2, 2014 9:14 pm at 9:14 pm #1209835notasheepMemberHi, I’m back!
welcome!
January 3, 2014 3:44 am at 3:44 am #1209836ronrsrMembera short poem by Ogden Nash, expressing is feelings about the borough of my birth:
The Bronx?
No, thonks.
January 3, 2014 12:54 pm at 12:54 pm #1209838notasheepMemberIf we’re talking about short poems like that then I have one (not made up by me):
How odd
Of G-d
To choose
The Jews.
Not news,
Not odd,
The Jews
Chose G-d.
October 2, 2014 9:16 am at 9:16 am #1209841cozimjewishMemberThere once was a poster, notasheep by name,
Who could have had wealth, glory and fame,
Had she sold her poetry
Instead of posting it for free,
Which is truly a terrible shame.
October 6, 2014 1:42 pm at 1:42 pm #1209843sirvoddmortMemberHickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock striked one,
The others escaped with minor injuries
October 6, 2014 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm #1209844sirvoddmortMemberHickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock striked one,
The others escaped with minor injuries
October 6, 2014 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm #1209845sirvoddmortMemberand that is how to accidentally post the same thing three times
November 26, 2014 2:49 am at 2:49 am #1209846👑RebYidd23ParticipantRoses are red
Violets are blue
You’re a motorcar
Only the first line is true.
(Technically the last line contradicts itself, but whatever.)
November 28, 2014 9:53 am at 9:53 am #1209847RandomexMemberRebYidd23:
Strictly speaking, it doesn’t contradict itself (is that what you meant?)
– ask any Kotzker chossid. Thanks for the mental workout.
January 29, 2015 10:41 pm at 10:41 pm #1209848NeutiquamErroParticipantRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
Violets aren’t blue
THEY’RE VIOLET!!!
January 30, 2015 1:19 am at 1:19 am #1209850Yayin Yashan B’Kli ChadashParticipantRandomex: I’m glad someone caught that, but its gonna be hard to explain. What does Kotzk have to do with it?
January 30, 2015 2:30 am at 2:30 am #1209851☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participant(I’m Randomex.)
The Kotzker Rebbe taught that anything not fully true is fully false.
January 30, 2015 7:46 am at 7:46 am #1209852cozimjewishMemberComlink – I don’t get it. If you’re still here posting (which is good 🙂 ) and everybody knows it’s you, why don’t the mods just unblock your old account?
February 3, 2015 2:31 am at 2:31 am #1209853☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantFebruary 7, 2015 11:55 pm at 11:55 pm #1209854LovelymeMemberRoses are red
Violets are blue
Tulips are green
Sunflowers are blue
June 19, 2016 8:14 pm at 8:14 pm #1209857👑RebYidd23ParticipantRoses are pink
Violets are purple
Nothing rhymes with purple.
January 19, 2017 7:30 am at 7:30 am #1209858LightbriteParticipant3yo thread
Good as moldy bread
Even better as pudding
Best when worn as footing
Thoughs
Will cause sticky toes
Better to feed it to bats
Eaten by cats
Who are eaten by gnats
Them must be huge gnats
Don’t catch them in nets
They will fly through them
I bets
Sing them a lullaby
Time for all to get shut eye
January 19, 2017 6:38 pm at 6:38 pm #1209859Lilmod UlelamaidParticipantOne of my favorite poems is:
Poems are made by fools like me,
but only G-d can make a tree.
January 19, 2017 6:55 pm at 6:55 pm #1209860👑RebYidd23ParticipantJoyce Kilmer, Trees?
January 19, 2017 6:58 pm at 6:58 pm #1209861Lilmod UlelamaidParticipantRY- could be, don’t know. Thanks.
January 19, 2017 7:45 pm at 7:45 pm #1209862jhonny appleseedParticipantRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t!
January 20, 2017 1:20 pm at 1:20 pm #1209863Shopping613 🌠ParticipantHahaha, I love when people bring ack things I don’t remember writing
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