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  • November 28, 2012 8:31 am at 8:31 am #952435
    notasheep
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    “The Vaudeville has to be tznius” said Nancy, “otherwise the mods are gonna throw us off this forum…”

    Dov-Winnie-the-Pooh-Ber sighed. “It’s so much harder when you come from a baal teshuva background.”

    November 29, 2012 6:24 am at 6:24 am #952439
    JustHavingFun
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    Heshy started to glow in pleasure. “Dis vaudeville we’s gonna be doin’ is straight from the rebbe’s tish. I mean just like a mitzvah tantz, widout the streimels or strings.”

    Nancy said, “I rather prefer playing with the string, but if you must, you must.”

    “But what do we do for an encore?” Dov-Winnie-the-Pooh-Ber scratched his beard. “All we have is what we came back in time with. I don’t have so much as a ball to juggle or a flame to swallow!”

    Nancy yawned. “I’ll sing, of course. It’s not assur for a female cat to show her vocal talents.” She started caterwauling and the group covered their ears in pain.

    All of a sudden, Mod-93.9 cut in with a station break. “WNYC. Never. Turn. It. Off.”

    December 3, 2012 9:09 pm at 9:09 pm #952440
    frummy in the tummy
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    The end??????

    December 3, 2012 9:51 pm at 9:51 pm #952441
    ItcheSrulik
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    …as the car starts rolling down hill.

    December 5, 2012 2:52 am at 2:52 am #952442
    JustHavingFun
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    Wait – a car? back in time?

    What about the radio announcer?

    Or should it have been WCBS with all the “oldies”?

    December 5, 2012 1:17 pm at 1:17 pm #952443
    notasheep
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    Two weeks later, ants could be seen filing into seats at the local theatre. The entertainment evening had been enthusiastically welcomed, and all the ants had been looking forward to it. Backstage, the performers waited nervously in the dressing room; some were doing last-minute warm-ups, others were pacing the room. There were one or two dashes to the toilets to throw up. All of a sudden, they could hear the announcer welcoming the ants to the show…

    (ed: please don’t tell me you forgot this show was for the ants’ benefit?!)

    December 5, 2012 3:29 pm at 3:29 pm #952444
    frummy in the tummy
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    Roger: Don’t tell me you’re getting antsy? (This was the first usage of the term in history and is the word’s source)

    December 9, 2012 11:10 pm at 11:10 pm #952445
    notasheep
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    The show began without a hitch. The Vaudeville was deemed fine, the soft-shoe shuffle did not tread on any of the ants, and Nancy’s singing brought tears to the eyes of many an ant who had thought emotion was for sissies.

    As the ants were milling around at the end of the interval, scrambling to find their seats as the raffle was drawn, there was a crash like thunder and a puff of billowing smoke, and in the centre of it all…

    December 26, 2012 3:48 am at 3:48 am #952446
    Wisey
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    was a giant coconut. (See the other continued story)

    May 10, 2013 12:12 pm at 12:12 pm #952447
    notasheep
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    can we revive this please? calling on all people with daft imaginations!…

    May 10, 2013 1:15 pm at 1:15 pm #952448
    TheGoq
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    I think we need to start fresh notasheep

    Bracha was walking down a long winding country road when all of a sudden….

    May 10, 2013 4:18 pm at 4:18 pm #952449
    oneoutofthree
    Member

    …she met Baruch….

    May 12, 2013 11:41 am at 11:41 am #952450
    notasheep
    Member

    Hmmm…

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