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December 16, 2021 6:42 pm at 6:42 pm #2042515Zaphod BeeblebroxParticipant
What are the best/weirdest conspiracy theories you know of/can think of? Please post them in a way that makes it look like you actually believe in them, it will make it much more interesting.
P.S. The moon landing doesn’t count.
December 16, 2021 8:33 pm at 8:33 pm #2042550ParticipantParticipantAll the stupidities and insanities coming from the radical left is pushed by george soros who wagers against the dollar. in other words he wants america to go doooooowwwwwnnnnn. and he’s succeeding.
December 16, 2021 8:34 pm at 8:34 pm #2042557Reb EliezerParticipantQANON and Trump won the election. Neither of them do I believe in.
December 16, 2021 8:37 pm at 8:37 pm #2042566ujmParticipantP.S. The moon landing doesn’t count.
Completely agree with the OP, Zaphod Beeblebrox. The claim that the moon landing really happened has been so thoroughly discredited that it is a bore to keep hearing about the conspiracy theory that a man actually went to the moon.
December 16, 2021 8:39 pm at 8:39 pm #2042579yaakov doeParticipantAlex Jones the renowned conspiracy theorist claims that children are being held in colonies on Mars
December 16, 2021 9:09 pm at 9:09 pm #2042606LostsparkParticipant“End the opiate” a book by R. Antelman who believed the Frankists influenced the bundists, jacobins, and Freemasons to create communism and fascism to wipe all of frum Judaism off the earth in order to hasten the coming of Moshiach.
It’s a fun read, and I guess he was on the beis din to put Henry Kissinger in cherem.
December 16, 2021 9:26 pm at 9:26 pm #2042616Always_Ask_QuestionsParticipantAmerican Army developed Covid and then travelled to Wuhan and left it there. One of the official CCP positions.
December 16, 2021 9:30 pm at 9:30 pm #2042621December 16, 2021 9:31 pm at 9:31 pm #2042622GadolhadorahParticipantPizzagate and the other crazy meshugaas about a Dem pedophile ring that Qanon and a fringe group of the Trumpkopfs keep repeating.
Participant: Pls gets your facts correct before posting. Whatever you think about Soros’ politics, his investment success as a hedge fund manager running the Quantum Fund are fairly indisputable. One of the largest profits in the history of currency trading was a large bet made by Soros against the British pound in the early 1990s where he made well over a billion dollars. He also made very profitable bets against several southeast Asian currencies
before the Asian financial crisis in the late 1990s and again more recently when he shorted the Japanese yen while betting on Japanese stocks for substantial profits. No evidence took substantial net short positions against the dollar, although I’m sure his funds, along with just about every other hedge fund at various points in time may have hedged their dollar denominated positions.December 16, 2021 10:58 pm at 10:58 pm #2042639Yserbius123ParticipantThat the Jews run all of politics from secret back room meetings and control all the money in the world. Nu? Where’s my chelek?
December 17, 2021 7:06 am at 7:06 am #2042670commonsaychelParticipantThat Koko-osh cake does not exist
December 17, 2021 10:45 am at 10:45 am #2042692yaakov doeParticipantHow about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s comments about the Rothchild’s space lasers causing forest fires? She later claimed that it wasn’t an anti-Semitic comment because she wasn’t aware the Rothchilds were Jewish. No one has found evidence that there even are space lasers aimed at California forests.
December 17, 2021 11:03 am at 11:03 am #2042720mesivta bachurParticipantThat I have an alter ego in which I am a teenage girl.
December 17, 2021 12:15 pm at 12:15 pm #2042733Yserbius123Participant@Gadolhatorah I was making the bad life decision of frequenting conspiracy sites when the whole Pizzagate zach was starting to brew. It was completely insane. There was a leak of emails from Clinton’s campaign manager, John Podesta. A bunch of nutsos (most of whom were also openly anti-Semitic) sifted through them and dug up the most random things as “proof” that there’s a child kidnapping ring centered around a DC pizza shop. The proof was things like an email saying “Hey did you leave a handkerchief with a pizza and map design over at my place?” or real smoking gun that said “I had fun playing dominoes at your house, maybe next time we’ll serve pasta instead of a cheese board”. They then did the whole crazy person thing of putting a bunch of pictures on a board and connecting them with read lines. The emails referenced a certain DC restaurant, so they went into its Instagram and found such damning things like a picture of a walk in freezer, a little girl playing with masking tape, and conflicting statements as to (gasp!) whether the store had a basement.
I’m not even exaggerating, you can look it up yourself (because there’s no way YWN would approve a link to those sites). That’s literally the “proof” needed for a guy to walk in to a pizza shop and hold the staff at gunpoint. I couldn’t even make this stuff up if I tried.
Then they got bored of harassing random restaurateurs and moved on to Q Anon which is a whole nother ball game…
December 17, 2021 2:25 pm at 2:25 pm #2042758GadolhadorahParticipantYserbius: Thanks for the reminder of how crazy the story was. I know it well from frequenting my favorite book store when I visit D.C. which is right across Connecticut Avenue from Comet Ping Pong. They still get small groups of fringe Trumpkopf crazies showing up occasionally (most recently when they had a protest of the incarceration of the January 6th rioters), although fortunately none of them have caused any harm.
December 17, 2021 2:27 pm at 2:27 pm #2042761☕️coffee addictParticipantI don’t think anyone understood the op
He wants you to pretend like you believe the conspiracy theory
I’ll start
There are aliens and to prove it why are there people without limbs must be it’s an alien disguising itself as a human
December 17, 2021 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm #2042784GadolhadorahParticipantOK. Lets try again.
One of the real gadolei hador has been kidnapped and a virtual (literally) nobody pretending to be the Gadolhador(ah) has been issuing psak din on a frum social media site being makil on all the chumrahs ever known, starting with giving an OK to smart phones and the internet.
December 18, 2021 6:39 pm at 6:39 pm #2042891ParticipantParticipantGH: “Participant: Pls gets your facts correct before posting.”
CA: “I don’t think anyone understood the opHe wants you to pretend like you believe the conspiracy theory”
so it’s a machlokes GH and CA whether or not I believe the conspiracy theory I posted.
Truth is, I do. If the facts don’t support it, then it’s not true. I never investigated the claim, I never claimed it to be true, and I don’t really care if it’s true or not. Whatever u posted about him making legal money doesn’t really shed any light on it. I’m sure there are countless deals and investments he has which ur not aware of.
Anyway I don’t care
Gut vochDecember 18, 2021 9:29 pm at 9:29 pm #2042930akupermaParticipantTrump, Pelosi, Biden, Putin, Xi and Netanyahu are all part of a secret conspiracy of boomers (okay, Pelosi and Biden are slightly pre-boomer) to trash the planet before turning it over to the next generation. A counter conspiracy came up with Covid19 to get rid of the boomers (that explains why Trump was so anxious for a vaccine, probably the most successful accomplishment of his presidency – but it does explain why the elderly leaders of the world were in a panic over Covid19, which for those younger that boomer age was just a bad case of flu), but it came too late.
December 19, 2021 9:23 am at 9:23 am #2043025YW Moderator-💯ModeratorAll of the posts on this thread are coming from the same IP address, an address which Joseph has used.
Just saying.
December 19, 2021 1:05 pm at 1:05 pm #2043131Reb EliezerParticipantMod, what you are saying does not make any sense. Maybe there is a router where everything received goes to one address.
December 19, 2021 1:25 pm at 1:25 pm #2043140YW Moderator-💯ModeratorWhy doesn’t it make sense?
December 19, 2021 1:57 pm at 1:57 pm #2043145HaLeiViParticipant@Reb Eliezer, it’s a conspiracy theory. Don’t worry, you won’t get the treatment now.
December 19, 2021 1:57 pm at 1:57 pm #2043144☕️coffee addictParticipantReb eliezer,
It makes perfect sense as a conspiracy theory
December 19, 2021 1:59 pm at 1:59 pm #2043141HealthParticipantMod – Could you write the SN’s used by Joe that you are aware of?
It would help a lot of real posters that only Use One SN.December 19, 2021 3:23 pm at 3:23 pm #2043170YW Moderator-💯ModeratorYou can assume any screen name is Joseph unless we tell you otherwise. So far we have nothing to report.
December 19, 2021 7:13 pm at 7:13 pm #2043169☕️coffee addictParticipant100,
I still don’t think posters are catching on as to how this is supposed to happen
December 19, 2021 7:13 pm at 7:13 pm #2043172ujmParticipantI can’t speak of any other SNs, but all I know is that this one was never used by Joe.
December 19, 2021 7:13 pm at 7:13 pm #2043175HaLeiViParticipantDecember 19, 2021 7:13 pm at 7:13 pm #2043187☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantThe reason Fauci wants us to wear masks so is we can’t speak up in protest of the vaccine, in which there are tracking devices which make sure we don’t travel to Roswell.
December 20, 2021 11:59 am at 11:59 am #2043402Yserbius123ParticipantConspiracy theory I believe?
Jeffery Epstein was either murdered, or pressured into committing suicide and it was covered up by several high ranking government officials.
December 20, 2021 8:51 pm at 8:51 pm #2043597Always_Ask_QuestionsParticipantThis is useful. Have a list of ten and then you can measure level of paranoia on a scale from 1 to 10:
if you get 9, call 911. if you can get 7, talk to your doctor, 4 – worry, 2 – you are not watching enough TV, 0 – you are a tam/simpleton, check if your wallet is still there. [I am 3].December 23, 2021 5:10 pm at 5:10 pm #2044351Zaphod BeeblebroxParticipantThe world is flat, or at the very least it used to be flat but some powerful sonic wave in space caused it to curl up into a ball, and every year it uncurls a little more, which is causing global warming.
Brought to you courtesy of Kyrie Irving and Al Gore
December 25, 2021 6:53 pm at 6:53 pm #2044626tunaisafishParticipantA recently married man from a complete anti vax family who married a pro vaxer comes to his parents house with a magnet hidden in his shirt where he got his vaccination. When he tells his family he got vaxed, they start telling him about micro chips and other buba meisis so he’s like ok we’ll take a magnet and see if it is magnetized to any garbage chip. They try it and Hes pretending to be shocked when it sticks and meanwhile their jumping up and down in excitement until he pulls the magnet from the sleeve in his shirt as he watches their faces.
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December 25, 2021 7:23 pm at 7:23 pm #2044708Johnny PicklesauceParticipantAttention all: Do NOT get tested for corona! When they test you all they’re doing is stuffing micro-chips up your nose into you brain, convincing your brain to get you vaccinated! And when they actually vaccinate you they’re giving you stuff that can make you grow extra arms or legs or noses! Be carefull! Where there’s smoke there’s fire! L’mashal: There was a king who’s son the prince, wasn’t behaving. The king consulted with his advisors, and concluded that they must expell the prince from the royal palace. They did so, and lived happily ever after(because they ate a lot of Flaum’s Sour Pickles(#De Best)!
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